What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Whoopsie Daisy]

The six dogs that went into space earlier on was faked and was a publicity stunt for Blue Origins.

Proof? (among ten other pieces of proof) None of them wore space-suits in a pressurised cabin. Out of precaution, if nothing else, they should have had proper life saving suits on in the event of depressurisation. They could have returned to earth in space suits, not in the lulzy jumpsuits that they had on.

 

[Dick Nosed]

The six dogs that went into space earlier on was faked and was a publicity stunt for Blue Origins.

Proof? (among ten other pieces of proof) None of them wore space-suits in a pressurised cabin. Out of precaution, if nothing else, they should have had proper life saving suits on in the event of depressurisation. They could have returned to earth in space suits, not in the lulzy jumpsuits that they had on.

Even pilots who fly the high-altitude but not space shit like U2s have to wear a space-suit.

Why are these broads the exception?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

The Japanese are weird psychologically - they possess a troubling preoccupation with perversion to a level simply not seen in other nations, to the point where many degenerate fetishes and sexual practices have Japanese names. They also possess a strange aptitude for acts of cruelty. We saw in World War II, where even among the Axis powers, the Japanese stood out for the seeming gratuity of the war crimes committed by their troops. Shall we talk about that suicide forest where they go en masse when they bring shame to famiry? That wouldn't happen in any other country. And of course, anime. Just anime.

Now, hear me out. But I think it has something to do with their diet.

They eat an awful lot of fish in Japan. Fish consumption is Japan is the highest in the world - they eat 81% of the tuna in the sea, and fish far outstrips other forms of meat. Seafood is popular to the degree that they even consume it raw - sushi is a Japanese invention. They eat living sea creatures, sometimes consuming octopus and squid alive. They still go whaling - they say for 'scientific purposes', but come on, we all know.

"But Miriam!" I hear you cry, "Scandinavian people eat fish too and they seem fine!" Yeah, OK. But not the the same level as the Japanese. What's the pollution like in their waters? What are the mercury levels in their oceans like? Do they have a shit ton of unscrupulous (sorry, unscrupurous) mining organisations who just dump their waste runoff in the rivers and seas and don't give a fuck where it ends up? Do they have diseases like Minamata disease, as a direct result of eating fish from polluted water supplies? That even infects their cats? Hello Kitty? More like Goodbye Kitty!

TL;DR - the Japanese are weird demented Innsmouth people who have poisoned their own minds by consuming fish tainted with mercury for generations.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The six dogs that went into space earlier on was faked and was a publicity stunt for Blue Origins.

Proof? (among ten other pieces of proof) None of them wore space-suits in a pressurised cabin. Out of precaution, if nothing else, they should have had proper life saving suits on in the event of depressurisation. They could have returned to earth in space suits, not in the lulzy jumpsuits that they had on.

Blue Origin sends its capsule straight up to the karmen line and straight down again. It's only "space" on a technicality.

But that said: maybe they were hoping for an accident? Imagine a world without katy perry...

TL;DR - the Japanese are weird demented Innsmouth people who have poisoned their own minds by consuming fish tainted with mercury for generations.

Fun fact: the japs also have something called "torisashi", which is sashimi, but with thin slices of raw chicken. Who in their right mind eats raw chicken?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The Japanese are weird psychologically - they possess a troubling preoccupation with perversion to a level simply not seen in other nations, to the point where many degenerate fetishes and sexual practices have Japanese names. They also possess a strange aptitude for acts of cruelty. We saw in World War II, where even among the Axis powers, the Japanese stood out for the seeming gratuity of the war crimes committed by their troops. Shall we talk about that suicide forest where they go en masse when they bring shame to famiry? That wouldn't happen in any other country. And of course, anime. Just anime.

Now, hear me out. But I think it has something to do with their diet.

They eat an awful lot of fish in Japan. Fish consumption is Japan is the highest in the world - they eat 81% of the tuna in the sea, and fish far outstrips other forms of meat. Seafood is popular to the degree that they even consume it raw - sushi is a Japanese invention. They eat living sea creatures, sometimes consuming octopus and squid alive. They still go whaling - they say for 'scientific purposes', but come on, we all know.

"But Miriam!" I hear you cry, "Scandinavian people eat fish too and they seem fine!" Yeah, OK. But not the the same level as the Japanese. What's the pollution like in their waters? What are the mercury levels in their oceans like? Do they have a shit ton of unscrupulous (sorry, unscrupurous) mining organisations who just dump their waste runoff in the rivers and seas and don't give a fuck where it ends up? Do they have diseases like Minamata disease, as a direct result of eating fish from polluted water supplies? That even infects their cats? Hello Kitty? More like Goodbye Kitty!

TL;DR - the Japanese are weird demented Innsmouth people who have poisoned their own minds by consuming fish tainted with mercury for generations.

You won't like hearing this, but I think it has to do with their intellect
Highly intellectual people tend to be very strange, and when your whole nationa's average IQ is so so much higher than the world average, you're going to be prone to unusual and esoteric thinking, and with it come things that transcend "normalcy"

torisashi

this is effectively a presentation meal, like fugu, because it requires such skill, sanitation and a highly specialized, incredibly healthy and well kept type of chicken, that it's essentially a flex
"even our CHICKEN is so clean and fresh that you can eat it raw"

Japan has effectively already nearly eradicated salmonella anyway due to their intensely high farming standards and the fact that they're so secluded as an island

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I mean, I know I'm going to get people pushing back on my claim that the Japanese are the most degenerate people in the word, because India exists, but I think it's a different kind of perversion. And yeah, an Indian man would rape a lizard and a Japanese man probably wouldn't.

But he would draw it.

And then upload it onto the Internet for other Japanese men to masturbate over. And create fetish games about raping lizards. And engage in page long debates about which lizardfu is superior.

fugu

Again, it's a fish. And again, why? Why would you look at something deadly poisonous and think "Immunah eat that." I know you could say it's a flex, but who fucking cares? Why are you so obsessed with seemingly eating every fucking creature that lives in the sea?

It's madness and it's vaguely Lovecraftian.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

why?

I just explained why

*~*~Because~*~*
Because you can
And again, with intellect comes a certain level of insanity

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Blue Origin sends its capsule straight up to the karmen line and straight down again. It's only "space" on a technicality.

Fighter pilots have (somewhat) pressurised suits on and breathe pure oxygen because of the G's and, in the event of a depressurisation, they don't pass out.
For me to believe that the blue origin capsule was pressurised and delivered oxygen en mass to the whole tiny little capsule, with no backups for any emergencies, on a publically televised flight, that, in the case of an emergency, would be fatal and would sink the company forever?
All that risk because they didn't wear a proper suit? Would they be that blase after the Titan sub incident?

But that said: maybe they were hoping for an accident? Imagine a world without katy perry..

I can imagine it. Katy Perry doesn't exist in my world and I think she has been lobotomised or had brain surgery after the 'closed-eye' incident because she speaks like a fucking moron nowadays. She was never a rocket scientist, but she was more switched on than she is now. Unless she's a double like McCartney, Lavigne and Cyrus.

 

[12345]

Here's a video about the moon:

He gets a few things wrong, like we haven't gone back. Recently there was a whole slew of countries sending stuff up (not people, true) but China got to the dark side of the moon. I don't blame the guy though really; I saw one passing mention of what China had done and then other things happen, as they do.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Japan has effectively already nearly eradicated salmonella anyway due to their intensely high farming standards and the fact that they're so secluded as an island

Salmonella gets all the headlines, but the real problem with raw chicken is campylobacter. Even freshly slaughtered chicken is riddled with that shit.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Ok, I've just looked through my history and I'm a little bit pissed off because I was sure I typed up a schizo post about the Pope being dead last month and was only kept alive (it was a double in a fat suit) to get the religion through Easter. Now Easter has ended, he dies the day after?

Nigga was dead last month.

 

[PandaChai]

Like how RBG was dead and in hell long before it was announced

 

[NoReturn]

Now Easter has ended, he dies the day after?

THIS is how I learn the Pope died?!
Though I agree with you, the whole affair has been awfully suspicious.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

THIS is how I learn the Pope died?!
Though I agree with you, the whole affair has been awfully suspicious.

I think cases of important people dying and the public being lied to about when and how it happened are very common
Some personalities have enough power and influence to have people under them force this stuff to be altered for media or political purposes, putting on appearances, or just to seem nicer and more presentable

In fact death records are being changed all the time even for non famous people, but with civilians they don't have the power to affect it, so it's just up to whatever is necessary at the time
Like during the Covid disaster, lots of people who happened to have the light sniffles when they died were recorded as dying "from Covid", even if they fell off a ladder and busted their skull or died of a preexisting cancer, if they died 'with' Covid, they died OF Covid, that's that! And at times when their families would intervene and claim otherwise, they were strong armed into accepting the narrative and stating that, yes, their relative DID die of Covid, or else they won't get the body back for the funeral

Interestingly, 'last words' are also often times wrong, but for less nefarious purposes (Well, there ARE cases where a person's last words just so happen to be an admission to a crime they didn't commit or getting an important person off the hook, or just stating something that would support a current narrative, which coincidentally only the interested parties heard and now nobody can ask them otherwise or disprove it. Hell, they even did it to Koko the fucking gorilla! But still...), most cases are not malicious or conspiratorial in nature, just nurses in hospitals wanting to give the patient's family a nice flowery sounding phrase to end off on a good note, because very commonly the patient will say some real Last Words^tm material like "Tell my family, I'll always be looking down on them and smiling!" And then follow it up 15 minutes later with "Aw fucking shit who farted in here?" and keel over, making the nurse decide it's better to leave the last bit out

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Like during the Covid disaster, lots of people who happened to have the light sniffles when they died were recorded as dying "from Covid", even if they fell off a ladder and busted their skull or died of a preexisting cancer, if they died 'with' Covid, they died OF Covid, that's that! And at times when their families would intervene and claim otherwise, they were strong armed into accepting the narrative and stating that, yes, their relative DID die of Covid, or else they won't get the body back for the funeral

Unless it's Florida with their Sunshine laws that allowed people to research these Covid deaths and find a guy who died in a motorcycle accident that also had Covid when he died so he was counted as a Covid death. And never forget that George Floyd didn't die from police brutality, he had Covid when he died so he was a covid death.

 

[Althalus]

hear me out. But I think it has something to do with their diet.

They eat an awful lot of fish in Japan. Fish consumption is Japan is the highest in the world - they eat 81% of the tuna in the sea, and fish far outstrips other forms of meat. Seafood is popular to the degree that they even consume it raw - sushi is a Japanese invention. They eat living sea creatures, sometimes consuming octopus and squid alive. They still go whaling - they say for 'scientific purposes', but come on, we all know.

TL;DR - the Japanese are weird demented Innsmouth people who have poisoned their own minds by consuming fish tainted with mercury for generations.

Might parasites also contribute to weird Japanese behavior?

A while back in this thread there was discussion of how various intestinal parasites can change mental patterns and sexual behavior, and raw seafood often has parasites/parasite eggs.

 

[big pauper]

A minor one but I think the relentless shilling of AR15s has to have some ulterior motive. and has had one for 50+ years. Every time there's a shooting, it's an AR platform. All the cringiest psyop retards use ARs. AR15s weren't even very prolific when they were introduced to the civilian market, being expensive to make, hard to put sights on (which were exploding in popularity) yet the rifle mysteriously became ultra popular. The AR itself failed trials/lost design competitions and the M16 as eventually adopted and would not become genuine milsurp for a long while. I have a book written in the 70s about the then-current state of the hobby (hobby -- the book is written by a magazine editor and gun reviewer in the context of hunting and target shooting) in the early 70s already saying "Go get yourself an AR15!!" every other chapter despite talking about single-shot bench rifles or long-range hunting shotguns in the same paragraph. Colt alone isn't that powerful, and it can't just be good advertising since the thing is made by a million other manufacturers now. There's gotta be some reason the AR15 specifically is pushed so hard as being part of the American consciousness.


the madman finally did it and NASA had to replace the sun with one they got off of aliexpress

The ar-15 is an insanely and pointlessly overcomplicated design that accomplishes more or less the same thing as an ak-47 at significantly higher technical requirements. It requires milled aluminum parts and tight gas system tolerances, an ak-47 is so retard proof African slumlords use them.

60 years ago it was shilled as "America's gun" to give people a solid propaganda fetish object, made even more potent by being so expensive the average person wouldn't bother acquiring one. They became less expensive but that made them cool in the 80s, and they became so cool the Clinton administration banned them because they were too accessible.

A warmongering jingoist was in the white house when the assault weapons ban sunsetted in 2004. Not only that, Aluminum billet machining became accessible, automated, and inexpensive. Now it's cheaper than casting unless you manufacture at massive scales. So the second it became legal to go to a store and buy one yourself it opened up a massive market of bespoke machine gun shops and accessory companies that revitalized the entire gun market and it gave the military propagandists a lot to work with

 

[Robin's Donuts]

Might parasites also contribute to weird Japanese behavior?

A while back in this thread there was discussion of how various intestinal parasites can change mental patterns and sexual behavior, and raw seafood often has parasites/parasite eggs.

You got some time to kill?

• https://archive.org/details/parasite-pill-2.0

Spoiler: TMI

If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.

 

[Male Idiot]

Anal sex is generally not how parasites reproduce, but shit eating is. But that depends on the animal. Usually the parasites we have aka buttworms have intermediate hosts.

You are Pajeet. Your stomach hurts.
You shit in the designated shitting street.
Your shit gets eaten by a snail. Parasite evolves to level 1.
The snail gets on blades of grass.
Cow eats the snail. Parasite evolves to level 2.
Cow shits and you are a Pajeet, you chow that sweet holyness down.
Parasite gets to level 3, the cycle of Poo repeats.

So if buttworms can mind control they would want you not to be gay, but Hindoodoo.

India is made by buttworms!

Unless it's Florida with their Sunshine laws that allowed people to research these Covid deaths and find a guy who died in a motorcycle accident that also had Covid when he died so he was counted as a Covid death. And never forget that George Floyd didn't die from police brutality, he had Covid when he died so he was a covid death.

Hol up Kang what ya saying is that it was not dem popo that killed Sayint Fentafloyd? Shieet I gonna bust some caps in that covid mufuggas!

 

[Althalus]

You got some time to kill?

• https://archive.org/details/parasite-pill-2.0

Spoiler: TMI

If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.

I've heard of the parasite pill, that's kind of what I was getting at in my prior comment but didn't want to bring it up without a longer writeup which I didn't feel like doing at that moment. I do appreciate the archive link.

Yes, parasites can alter the behavior of their hosts in ways that allow the parasite to spread, so that being at least partially the cause of some types of sex degeneracy is, IMO, a reasonable inference.

I have a mental list of like 4 or 5 topics that I want to do full writeups about and post here, parasites and fungus are one of those topics.