Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

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How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

 

[elb]

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

A couple of years or something. It’s hard to keep track anymore

 

[TexOffender]

Katydid, who covers a lot of comicsgate, Eric July vs JuJu stuff clipped Nick.

Her audience is mostly anti eric july.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

The earliest I can remember is around October 2022:

( Link | Archive )

 

[john marston]

It really is amazing how little he has learned. He's enabled by a few thousand sycophants that will love him unconditionally no matter what he does. His reputation outside of that circle has completely crumbled, and he's such a wetbrained asshole I doubt he'll ever be able to recover fully.

I watched about one minute of his return stream and had to shut it off immediately, he is such an unlikeable faggot that has not learned a single lesson. It's honestly tiring.

Edit: @Captain Manning, you're a good man for not falling into the Nick Sycophant group. You have more of a reason than most of his fanbase.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

https://youtu.be/8I85oOmKKu4

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard. It’s like complaining about how your parole officer stops you from going to Church because Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot). Most parole officers like Church attendance because regular church goers will create internal and external pressures to stick with it.

There's also the fact that all the Protestant churches don't use wine.

 

[Captain Manning]

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

IIRC, the very first excuse was that it was Monty's fault. This led to people (read: idiots) in his Locals to ask whether they could put together a class action lawsuit against Monty for denying them what will almost certainly be a cheap chotsky. If it even happens.

He should just send everybody a nude of Kayla at this point. They ARE valued at $50, after all. That's higher in value than what he might eventually put together.

A couple of years or something. It’s hard to keep track anymore

The years are beginning to blur together for me too.

The earliest I can remember is around October 2022:

That sounds about right. Less than three months later, on 1/11/23, Monty filed, and I think Nick used it as a his first convenient excuse as to why he couldn't get it done.

Which also means this October will be the three year anniversary of him getting 5k on Locals but not delivering on his promise.

 

[Owlbear]

The 5k gift turned out to be 1 minute of community service, 8 minutes in the clink, and 8 hours of probation for each of his first 5000 subscribers. What an amazing gift!

 

[Flora Fox]

The earliest I can remember is around October 2022:

( Link | Archive )

Soon.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Powerword: Jim Satala, also a jannie for Sean.

Not for quite a while

 

[3MMA]

https://youtu.be/8I85oOmKKu4

Lmao, that was a nice little edit of the moment it hit Nick that he’d been found out, that he’s been sneaking off to his side-ho’s new crack-home:

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Not for quite a while

In your real experience as an actual criminal law practitioner, what do you think will happen to Rekieta? Is he going to go down in flames and fuck up his probation? Or do you think he can limp through it?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Powerword: Jim Satala, also a jannie for Sean.
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It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her. Why sean didn't immidiately excise these kind of retards, I will never know. Sean's comingling with retards (like he did with the gunt) will be his downfall

I'm not saying that being on flash's stream matters or anything but sean's willingness to give retards any time of the day will some day fuck him up somehow, even if he is already used to dealing with retards as a criminal lawyer.

 

[Potato CPA]

It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her. Why sean didn't immidiately excise these kind of retards, I will never know. Sean's comingling with retards (like he did with the gunt) will be his downfall

I'm not saying that being on flash's stream matters or anything but sean's willingness to give retards any time of the day will some day fuck him up somehow, even if he is already used to dealing with retards as a criminal lawyer.

Isn't Sean a Defense Attorney? Comingling with Retards is literally his job description.

He's probably gonna be fine

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Isn't Sean a Defense Attorney? Comingling with Retards is literally his job description.

He's probably gonna be fine

Plus he's an ohioman. They're crazy as shit from birth. He's had to deal with ohio retards.

A couple internet 'tards ain't gonna do shit.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Isn't Sean a Defense Attorney? Comingling with Retards is literally his job description.

He's probably gonna be fine

even if he is already used to dealing with retards as a criminal lawyer.

If you've been in a car crash 3 times, maybe you can say you're used to it, but that doesn't mean they wont still fuck you up

 

[keke]

I know it’s been said so many times at this point but it bears reiterating that it must be a pathological impulse where Nick has to mention how much he loves drugs and how good they make him feel every time he pretends to take responsibility for how they were a bad choice.

Watching his return stream on locals, just crazy that sandwiched between his caveats and excuses, he makes a show of taking accountability. “It was my choice, I did this to my family” stuff like that, though ever so brief and soon contradicted. There’s an extra layer of falseness though, where his narcissistic “I will be us” and his continued ‘as a father, husband, you lead and be strong for the family’ shit comes into play. He doesn’t actually think it was his choice. He doesn’t actually think it’s all him. This is something he’s doing that Kayla needs to be thankful for, he’s taking the (coke) bullet for the team, protecting their family once again.

Not to mention the continued insistence that he had his perfect coke den and swingers dungeon in the same house as 5 young children, but kept them completely ignorant of all of this and doing so exposed them to literally zero risk, if it weren’t for that pesky mean government that made drugs illegal…. Like he really is saying over and over drugs are amazing, the only problem is legality means government involvement and that said involvement was the only harm, and the only reason why he should not have done what he did. What a narcissistic piece of shit. It doesn’t get anymore textbook that that. Having parents high and interacting with you is horrifying for children to experience. Never mind seeing Daddy cheat on Mommy with the new crack-snorting, nitrous huffing nanny.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

now Rekieta libelled their previous real nanny, and as much as she has fled the Rekieta horror and put it behind her, I hope she sues Rekieta for defamation. He needs to learn to keep his cockholster shut about other people instead of constantly trying to shift his own blame to other blameless people. It's revolting.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If those stories added he's a right winger they'd all hit the front page of Reddit.

genuinely shocked they don't.

Nick is walking back the "I don't owe anyone shit, fuck you nerds" statements.
He now loves his audience and he "didn't appreciate how invested people were and how they participated".

he suddenly loves talking politics too

Clips are coming out:

the way the camera is set up with the blurred background is so fucking creepy to me, i genuinely assumed this was a parody video with a jump scare at first. he doesn't look human anymore, that AI level of souless movement is there.