Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kheapathic]

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

Having grown up in a small nowhere and no-future town, where welfare, drugs, and alcoholism were the norm and not the exception, I'll say that the adage of "Once an addict, always an addict" is pretty spot-on; and it takes damn near illegal to criminal measures to "fix" someone. Addicts have one drive, to get/relive that high, and damn anything else. If they're so far gone, they won't respond to the cries of their family or loved ones, and if you're not willing to beat them into submission and lock them in a cage for a few months for a full detox, and then monitor them every single fucking day for the rest of their lives; if you're not willing to completely throw your life away to fix someone else, there is no cure.

We already know what Nick thinks about his family, they won't pull him from the void; you either lock him up to where his life is controlled and he can't get high, or you go with Chairman Mao, and maybe the one thing he was right about, there's no fixing an addict, and you put them down.

 

[Melty Butter]

How many tests a week are we talking about here?

Interesting question! It wouldn't be the first time that the Farms got over its skis.

TLDR: From a whopping 5 min on the Internet, it ranges from 1x/week to 1x/month depending on the state and county.

From other research I've done here (more time spent), Kandiyohi County has a very reasonable PO/probationer.ratio. Approximately 1/40 vs. 1/80 across the U.S.. This may be due to:

1. Half the population of the County is rural; they're accounting for travel.
2. Blue state; more funding.

No stats for MN, particularly (that I could find), and random googling gets you to a bunch of generic law firm sites advertising for DUI convictions.

But, conveniently, Reddit has 40K+ members on r/probation (lol), and the consensus is 1x/week - 1x/month.

The "bigger" question is what kind of testing? If it's tracking for alcohol over 30 days, Nicholas is in big trouble. As he said last night - funny he thought of this - Kayla can freely drink.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick's views on "what true friends do" is about as useful as his views on being an astronaut.

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

Nick has no friends because he doesn't want friends. He wants people who will only tell him what he wants to hear. Such a person is not a friend, that's a sycophant.
Perhaps this explains why I have so few friends, but I believe that a true friend will tell somebody what they need to hear out of a genuine sense of compassion.
You only have to look at how Nick responded to people telling him what he needed to hear ("Pull up, pull up") to know that I'm right.

 

[that_monika]

I sleep through Rekieta's streams, and I’m slowly watching them now while clipping some parts. I’m not sure if this was an already known fact that I missed, but the presumptive sentence—the "gumbint's gun barrel," according to Nick—he is facing if he violates his probation is 21 months.

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Damn man, his right hand and arm look very old and wrinkled. You can see the effects of alcoholism on his face too, but his arm looks like it belongs to someone much older. I know Nick's an egotistical narcissist, but you'd think he'd HAVE to notice at least some of the harm that's come of his vices. Even if he refuses to acknowledge fault and blames his drinking and drug use on external factors, you'd think someone so self-absorbed would be disturbed by the harm that's being done to the only thing he cares about (himself).

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

The only friends Nick has left are people that want to nut-hug off him for clout.

Like that "Jim Tells You" guy that was it chat the other night, yelling at people, and presumably muting them.

Poor Jim here needs a boost, because Comicsgate has seen better days. Sucking off Ethan don't pay the bills:



And I'm sure Nick will try to give it to him... provided he remembers to unconditionally glaze Nick. God help him if they get close and he one day doesn't!

Megan's letter begins with how much she has gotten a boost in the past from Rekieta.
Joe immediately gets his kneepads out and says they need to stream together.

Noticing a trend?

A real friend would likely tell Nick to get the fuck off the Internet at this point. These people are enabling him.

When Nick goes to prison... and he will eventually... none of them will come visit him bearing a carton of Pall Malls. Because, at that point, he will be useless to them.

He's the walking dead. His physical appearance is fitting. All of his real friends are gone. Three people wrote letters (four if you want to believe his mom did, and that seems plausible). His life is miserable. His only value now is assigned by idiots that think he can come back stronger than ever, and they can ride his coattails. He will not. Because he's Nick Rekieta, and he hasn't learned a goddamned thing.

Congratulations Nick.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[USAroXX]

He sacrificed everything for mediocre BPD pussy, homosexuality, drugs, cuckoldry, a month in jail, 5 years on probation (if he can even make it that far), and... $243 bucks a night. What a winner.

243 bucks on a COMEBACK stream!!!
Hahahahahahaha

ALL to get lazy swinger cuckold junkie to read the address of his love nest with the minnesota 6. Identifying that address spooked the shit outta junkie. If his whore wife had a brain in her head she would drive him over to that address. Go back home, change the locks, and file for divorce and alimony and child support immediately. Dont forget to remind police that junkie suicide baits on multiple occasions. THAT would destroy their "fun" secret love in a heartbeat.

Reality with daily nick tends to sour a fuck-ton of lovelorn shit.

A nice picture with address to swinging momma facebook group on where she can find her son.

Stupid whore-wife needs to share that MIL and FIL swinger crazy with Minnesota 6 on the daily. Then whore-wife can live her life without cuckold gay man gaslight mind-fuck crazy on the daily. Eye. Opener.

Yes, kids are fucked.
But EITHER way, sounds like those poor kids are ignored.

 

[Lurking9e9]

friends

Enablers, they are enablers.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I've got members, I'll clip it down

Nevermind: @elb got there before me

STMS: Nick Rekieta’s Return Stream & the MNPublicRecords April Dox (Apr 20, 2025)
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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am being and catching up. I fell asleep before Nick got to the Kurt segment. I was bored to sleep.

I love how he now wants to do to the developers of this retarded super tips system what he did with the Rumble developers. He wants to be the "ideas guy" for them because he's the user. Idea number 1 is clearly about getting your details if you chat the wrong thing. Idea number 2 is getting the filters removed so he can have a Matthew Harris impersonation say "Nigger." I can't wait for him to get sued over NIL rights for stealing peoples' voices.

This is Nick's hubris and narcissism. He cannot help himself.

5K locals gift still lives

Did he mention it? Any clip or timestamp? He mentioned getting a laser cutter to start making them himself.

This text to speech thing is so gay. It's a gross gimmick for his return.

Don't give the cokehead money and don't fund his pedophile buddy.

It is so annoying and disruptive to the show flow. I think he did it to give himself time to think of half-baked jokes.

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

And so another update to the OP is due. Many thanks!

You did claim the police were planting evidence

No, stalker child, I did NOT claim the corrupt police were planting evidence! I IMPLIED it, and that is something entirely different, enjoy balldos!

 

[DaleMcGuy]

My favorite part of the stream is he tried to go back to "Trump and Guns" talk.
Couldn't even fake it for an hour before sending himself a dono to start another 3 hour cope stream.
Casino better deliver cause the Keemstar goon call for BPD puss is far more entertaining.

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of...

Does anybody want to hazard a guess why Nick didn't submit his mom's letter to the court? God help me, but I actually kinda believe him when he said she wrote one. It's not outlandish. Moms are like that. He claims he didn't want to overload the court, but 4 letters isn't a lot.

Is it possible she actually wrote it, and it wasn't to his ridiculous standards?

"Look, my son is a fucking retard, but..."

It would be funny if he got an actual good letter that Wentzell wouldn't have thought was ghost-written, but he's a thin-skinned bitch made faggot and that's the one he didn't submit.

I fell asleep before Nick got to the Kurt segment.

Me too. I opened up my RLM playlist and drifted off.

Shit was insufferable last night.

 

[elb]

Did he mention it? Any clip or timestamp? He mentioned getting a laser cutter to start making them himself

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Haha, I called this months ago when he dropped that hint on Locals. It’s going to be those cheap laser-cut plywood keychains—the same kind you see at every tacky pop-up arts and crafts stall. I’d bet my bottom dollar on it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

"Jane, you ignorant slut." Balldo found studies on the internet. When he piss tests or BAC PBAs at 10x the limit for alcohol, there is scientific proof from the studies that it was caused by vodka sauce.

And further, he KNOWS from the studies that vodka sauce can result in positive tests so he never eats it himself so there is no chance he would even get a false positive.

You see, Skeletor has keeedddzzz. And they don't eat often so they are always ravenous. So hungry they eat with their hands (and with all his driving he can't clean the silverware). His 10 y/o rubbed the sauce into his hair (she's always rubbing everybody's hair like she's looking for something). As we know, hair rubbing creates metabolites that enter the bloodstream through his heat allergy head sores and must have got to his bladder that way. He just happens to have a video with him at every PO visit of his dirty kid touching his hair with hot spaghetti sauce triggering the heat allergy and metabolites. QED.

 

[Nova902]

Nick's views on "what true friends do" is about as useful as his views on being an astronaut.

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

Nick has so few irl friends he befriended two pedophiles just to have a social life away from our kholea

 

[200MB]

So why did he wait until he was sentenced to stream again? Aside from like 2 things, it was all the same bullshit we've already heard.

 

[Dan of Steel]

This nigga really skellymaxxed to the point where can't even fill out a girl's medium t-shirt

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I've got members, I'll clip it down

I gotta say I freaking hate the scroll STMS has across the bottom now. My turbo-adhd has always hated that kinda shit.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Speaking of...

Does anybody want to hazard a guess why Nick didn't submit his mom's letter to the court? God help me, but I actually kinda believe him when he said she wrote one. It's not outlandish. Moms are like that. He claims he didn't want to overload the court, but 4 letters isn't a lot.

Is it possible she actually wrote it, and it wasn't to his ridiculous standards?

"Look, my son is a fucking retard, but..."

I assume as you say she didn't write what he told her to write.
Like in the Kurt segment when Kurt read the Megan Fox letter to the court where Nick kept saying "That is not what she ment". So I assume only letters that kept to his dictation were submitted by Nick to the court.

 

[Not Really Here]

"Jim Tells You"

Powerword: Jim Satala, also a e: former jannie for Sean.

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