Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Copium is waiting for something before he talks about the info he got from Drex. I don't think Drex showed his Dick, judging by the way Copium was talking.
Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard.

It will be "Funny & Weird", so I'm expecting a Harry Potter themed penis contraption.

Anyway, seconding that whatever Meme Copium got from Drex and his other source is somehow related to shared interests between Nick and his bovine e-daddy.

At timestamp 00:58:55, Meme Copium says:

"Bob? Uhm...I have to wait for a certain event, ok? I have to wait for a certain da--event. But the information I have is not just from Drex, there's other people who have reached out to me, who have verified their identity who is not Aaron, by the way, that have told me some concerning details. But, uhm...I'm kinda waiting, if the body cam comes maybe. We'll have to see. It's kinda pointless to put it out there if there's not anything to support it."

At timestamp 01:00:17 Meme Copium clarifies his previous statement slightly:

"On a scale of one to ten? Uhm...that's hard to rate. I'd say a seven or an eight. Not like, totally crazy, but...I think that...severe enough that it would probably alienate certain people that are still washing the Baldo."

Just to add to theories on this, it was reminiscent of one of Nick's deranged chat exchanges in the Dabbleverse muppet's March 15th stream beginning at timestamp 2:09:07 and ending at timestamp 2:12:25, which may or may not have made it into bulk archives but IIRC didn't get much discussion at the time. In it, Nick alluded to the proverbial real story on why he has scrambled to keep the bodycam footage under wraps, not exclusively because it shows the squalor in which his family lived, but also because it shows a certain Cupboard of Horrors that Drex was probably referring to:


[L]

Now at first blush one would think this theory silly because Nick's long history of joking about his many visits to Pure Pleasure, the "field kit" he takes on vacations, etc. would suggest that he'd happily show everyone about his WEIRD and FUNNY toy collection with nothing to hide, but perhaps there's at least something in that collection that even he would still find embarrassing at this point. Consider the following:

1. Meme Copium pretty much gives away that the "certain...event" he's "waiting" for before revealing Drex's story is its corroboration by a hypothetical release (or leak) of the bodycam footage, which would certainly have depicted a search through each and every item in said cupboard, as even a small battery compartment is large enough to hide drugs within the scope of the warrant.

2. Drex is one of the few people who was close enough to Nick, was personally at the Balldo Bunker often enough, and possessed BBC that Kayla wanted badly enough, to have probably been in the bedroom to lay eyes on the cupboard collection in question at some point.

3. Meme Copium gives away that the item Drex described, while not so "totally crazy" as to necessarily alienate the sort of degenerate libertine audience that Juju still enjoys after his penchant for pegging while dressed as a cow became public knowledge, is at least perverse enough to "alienate certain people that are still washing the Baldo," such as what few remaining members of Nick's audience keep throwing him "thoughts and prayers" as though he or they could still be called anything resembling "Christian" at this point. Coupling that with the hint of a Harry Potter-themed sex toy makes one wonder if it in some way emphasizes Harry Potter's youth in particular, which would alienate a fuckload of people, or in some way emphasizes some fucked-up drug-addled sex magick ritual along the lines of whatever Juju's proclivities are about, which would alienate, well, some people.

Maybe someone autistic enough could simply peruse online sex stores to find the exact product in question, if there's no fear of that browser history ending up flagged on an NCMEC list or some shit. I mean really, how many products could there possibly be that fit this description?

Come to think of it, Drex's revelation also puts the mysterious backstory to the Tomb of the Unknown Handyman (PBUH) into perspective...

 

[Maraschino]

For Lawtube PPP skin @Potentially Criminal and other attorneys in the thread:
I am not a lawyer, but according to the terms of the sentencing:

Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must". I can't stand to watch his fucking face or listen to his whining bitchiness for an entire stream without someone else commentating, but is this stream not really good evidence that can be used against him?

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

And further, he KNOWS from the studies that vodka sauce can result in positive tests so he never eats it himself so there is no chance he would even get a false positive.

You know, if I was a court, and I had some dickface who was under probation which had a term that said "No alcohol at all" and he immediately thought to cook with vodka sauce on the off-chance it'd have blood test(s) show he'd been consuming alcohol, and that same dickface was a colossal asshole who had clearly blamed everyone but himself for his problems...I'd just...you know, not give a fuck he'd been cooking with alcohol.

If I was the court, I'd throw the book, the bookcase, the bookshelves, the entire fucking library at his fucking head.

Because this hypothetical person sees limits and his first instinct is not to change his life to actually abide by probation and show his family he's serious about how much he regrets his actions, but come up with over four hours of excuses demonstrating he's learned nothing, but wants to show how to "own the system" by intentionally doing things that would cause him to test positive, showing he not only can't abide by the spirit of the law, but the letter of the law. As if a probation officer wouldn't see alcohol, even alcohol for the purposes of cooking, in the house of someone with a demonstrated problem of alcohol and a desire to rebel against explicit orders, and immediately get it out of his fucking house, if not just decide to shit in his mouth right there and decide he's violating his probation. Because he hears "No alcohol at all" and thinks "I'm going to have alcohol for cooking, and it's not illegal to cook". Okay, nice plan Cotton, let's see how it plays out. Actually no, I want him to have a PO report him for violating court orders for having cooking alcohol, that shit would be fucking funny. By all means, look at "May be deferred" and interpret that as meaning even if you abide by your own personal faggot standards of sticking to the rules, that they "must" not give you jail time.

Surely someone wouldn't have such a bad investigative report that he not only actually receives the maximum possible probation allowed, but also receives jail time, and then demonstrate activity that shows he actually should've gotten more than what's legally permitted, right? Nobody would be that fucking retarded. Oh wait, I'm on the Kiwi Farms, of course there's someone that retarded.

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

Locals was a thing he started around 2022 when he had initially gotten suspended from YouTube for Keffals acting like a faggot eunuch to false report him off the platform. Which is weird, because Nick has said and done plenty to warrant removal, but that's not what they reported him for. Because they're faggot eunuchs.

There's also the fact that all the Protestant churches don't use wine.

The ones I've seen only ever use grape juice, because A) even for religious purposes, I don't think you're even legally permitted to give alcohol to minors (and minors do participate in Communion), and B) wine in large quantities is probably way more expensive than standard grape juice, and C) Even if someone is a legal adult, some people (such as myself) have ethical or health reasons as to why they won't/can't consume alcohol (like maybe a recovering alcoholic who has joined a church probably shouldn't be given something that could tempt them into regressing into that behavior), but that same individual would consume grape juice.

 

[break these cuffs]

now Rekieta libelled their previous real nanny, and as much as she has fled the Rekieta horror and put it behind her, I hope she sues Rekieta for defamation. He needs to learn to keep his cockholster shut about other people instead of constantly trying to shift his own blame to other blameless people. It's revolting.

She should not waste her time or money on an expensive and stressful lawsuit. Nobody but the people in his community know her and they disapprove of Niq enough to turn him into CPS and have a rolling Crackieta Surveillance Squad. Hopefully she's moved on with her life only thinks about her time in the Balldo Bunker when relaying stories about her crazy ex-boss who made the news when he got arrested for drugs and child abuse.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

When you invite your friend to the stream, and disown him anyway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There's also the fact that all the Protestant churches don't use wine.

Lutherans and Anglicans do require it in the celebration of the Eucharist identical to Catholics, but it's a moot point in all cases as this applies specifically to the priest (and at least in the Catholic Church, priests with an alcohol problem can use mustum instead of actual wine).

There's no theological requirement to receive both kinds in any of these churches, the consecrated bread and wine are the entire Eucharist individually as well as in aggregate. Historically it was the norm for communicants only to receive the host in all three of these denominations (and has generally reverted back to this after COVID).

In any case it's really, really scummy to attempt to blame Communion for a dirty ETG test. If you're going to lie, just blame it on hand sanitizer or something.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

She should not waste her time or money on an expensive and stressful lawsuit. Nobody but the people in his community know her and they disapprove of Niq enough to turn him into CPS and have a rolling Crackieta Surveillance Squad. Hopefully she's moved on with her life only thinks about her time in the Balldo Bunker when relaying stories about her crazy ex-boss who made the news when he got arrested for drugs and child abuse.

that's all very true too. but Rekieta do love attacking women and other helpless soft targets don't he. It angers me, and it shouldn't, but Rekieta never got bullied enough when he was a trust fund larva and he's aged into the exact sort of perverted maggot everyone's met at least once irl. Vile creature.
The real nanny left in such a funny and weird way, and Aaron referenced her being creeped out etc. it just makes me wonder. I'm sure it makes all the watchers wonder. What did she see on that last tour in Viet Nam?

 

[Swole McPole]

Wil Herren starts full-on Balldowashing, insisting Nick’s “too good” for punishment and is better off doing “free legal work” for the community.

Good God, no! We've all seen the quality of Nick's legal thought. The only people I'd wish Nick's legal work on are his bootlickers.

So why did he wait until he was sentenced to stream again? Aside from like 2 things, it was all the same bullshit we've already heard.

My guess: his probation officer is going to want to see him gainfully employed. Rekieta isn't going to want to go back to working at the bank, and being a lawyer is out of the question -- he doesn't have a licence and nobody would want him to represent them -- not even for free, So he's trying to get ahead of the game and say 'Look, I have a career. I'm a YouTube streamer. This is how I support my family.'

And perhaps his PO is dumb enough to fall for it. If I'm his PO though, I'd be taking the view that his drug use and his heavy alcohol use were products of his being a YouTuber and I'd want to see him abstinent from drugs and alcohol for at least a year or more likely two before it was safe to go back to online streaming. I'd want him to take a job where he learns a bit of humility. Something involving some service. Slopping out the bed pans at the local care home for the elderly. Something like that.

I think if he's going to stand any chance of avoiding relapse, that's an absolute necessity. Will it happen though? Rekieta will fight tooth and nail to avoid it. He's special. His audience NEEDS him. He's saving the maniacs in his Locals group from being locked up for their criminal insanity. The man is doing God's work -- and he's got a letter from Megan Fox to prove it!

 

[Not Really Here]

Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must". I can't stand to watch his fucking face or listen to his whining bitchiness for an entire stream without someone else commentating, but is this stream not really good evidence that can be used against him?

It's not a command(shall) so it's optional. However, the State(probation) still has to have some kind of rational argument, that fits what is allowed by Statute.

 

[arc minsk]

i don't know how i watched as much of that stream last night as i did. i used to go to work later so i could stay up pretty late and he was just always on, 5 nights a week, sometimes more - sort of like turning on the radio in your car. he just has the rhythmic timing of speech to sound like something is interesting going on and isn't a literal retard which puts him in the top 1% of youtubers. not sure how i used to get through that many shows, given they were just on in the background, but goddamn.

also, looking back on it now, after he only got like 200 bucks in superchats and i didn't have to hear an entire weekly newspaper obituary from fans; that guy who rekieta abused about being a depressed faggot deserved it as punishment for all of the depressed faggots who superchatted all their woes in for other people to listen to because their grandma's dog died. fuck you for paying for sympathy if you ever did it. plus all of your money went to cocaine, you could have spent it better yourself.

 

[Kheapathic]

I doubt the previous nanny has enough evidence/whatever to sue for defamation. She apparently served the Rekeita house for five years or so, and only until after all these criminal proceedings, does Nick apparently learn something about the nanny. He worked from home for most of those years, his wife worked maybe an hour or so a week, teaching in their school co-op; meaning they were should be home most of the time, and yet somehow failed to talk with their children (who Nick loves very much) or see whatever dastardly machinations the nanny was doing. This meanwhile, she was also apparently spending, what was it, $3,000 a week on snacks or some crazy shit like that? I doubt she was covering the cost of that herself, meaning not only was Nick and Kayla absentee parents; they were also apparently too stupid/absent to control their nanny or make some sort of shopping list or whatever to control what and how much she buys; and if I'm remembering correctly, she was a part of the first church they attended. I doubt she has much to go on, and let's be fair, anyone in or around the Spicer / Wilmar area; "Oh, your last house was Rekeita," no need to listen to that drugged up loser.

that's all very true too. but Rekieta do love attacking women and other helpless soft targets don't he.

The signs of a modern repressed gay theatre kid.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Maybe someone autistic enough could simply peruse online sex stores to find the exact product in question

Perusing Pure Pleasure's stock list for St. Cloud, MN shows no direct products related to Harry Potter. Though this is obviously due to licencing.
However there are many items relating to keywords "wand" and "magic", too many to identify exactly what they are referring to without further detail.

Amusingly, this includes items such as vibrating anal dildos in a rather Harry Potter wand-esque design.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Wizards/Witches

Expecto Penetrum, Nick? Is there something lodged in your prostate that blocks your Mana channels? Deep in your Chamber of Secrets?
Did Nick spec into the 'Sorcerer of Submission' build?
Maybe, Harry Potter failed to find the true Elder Wand, and it was actually ribbed for pleasure?

If Meme Copium and Drex are referencing Dick Masterson and his love of being fucked in the ass while dressed as his fursona, Juju the Cow, it certainly rhymes.
Maybe our resident expert on Nick's desire for cock @ItsAaronIgnoreMe, can elaborate as to his choice of "autopenetrative implements".

 

[that_monika]

Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must".

I could be wrong, but I think in legal stuff like this, "may" is used in the permissive sense "you're allowed to" rather than the expression of possibility "you might". So in sentencing, "may be deferred if compliant" would mean "if compliant, it is able to be deferred", rather than "it could be deferred if we feel like it". If he doesn't fuck up his probation, it's getting deferred.

The really lame thing is that he could fuck up his probation and probably STILL squirm out of prison time. The justice system can be unreasonably forgiving sometimes. It wouldn't surprise me if he failed a piss test and was given another chance to have his sentence deferred.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: @Captain Manning, you're a good man for not falling into the Nick Sycophant group. You have more of a reason than most of his fanbase.

Bro, I got out in late 2020. Before a lot of people did. Before it started to get super obvious. Back when it was dangerous to be critical of Nick here. Yet I was, anyways, for awhile, before moving on to other subjects (a lot of Comicsgate), and then coming back after he was officially declared a lolcow and the thread was moved.

I had a bad gut feeling at that time, and it started with him getting chummy with Ralph. That was nothing compared to where he is now though. Where he is now is way beyond what I could have ever predicted.

It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her.

IIRC, what happened there is Jim gave private DMs he had with Sean to Ethan Ralph, Ralph shared them on Twitter (because of course he did), and then Anna saw them and spergged out because she's borderline illiterate and eats dirt (for reals, see clip below).

Suffice it to say, what Jim did is scummy, and I don't trust that guy. Perfect fit for Nick.

But his buddy BTM is even more retarded. I am surprised he wasn't in Nick's chat last night screaming about how Nick "made" everybody under the sun. Maybe he was. I didn't sit through the whole thing after all.

Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

FUCK YOU SEAN! NICK MADE YOU SEAN! I WILL NEVER SAY SEAN IS A GOOD PERSON!

Like, okay dude. I hope Nick, the child doper, really helps your channel. It looks like it could use it:

 

[break these cuffs]

that's all very true too. but Rekieta do love attacking women and other helpless soft targets don't he. It angers me, and it shouldn't, but Rekieta never got bullied enough when he was a trust fund larva and he's aged into the exact sort of perverted maggot everyone's met at least once irl. Vile creature.
The real nanny left in such a funny and weird way, and Aaron referenced her being creeped out etc. it just makes me wonder. I'm sure it makes all the watchers wonder. What did she see on that last tour in Viet Nam?

Nick is a spineless sniveling worm. Life is in the process of knocking him down to size. It isn't as swift or satisfying as some people want it to be, but here the rub; it's not over. It's only just beginning. He has no hope of regaining his former glory. He has his crackwhore in a rental that his parents pay for and a life he hates because he can't do drugs. Well, he can't do the drugs he wants. Nick is certainly still doing drugs.

His community knows he's a dopefiend who sends his kids to school soiled and stinking. His audience are a few dozen wine moms and wheelchairs. The best Nick can hope for is an online existence that's a mix between DSP and Ralph. Nick tries to make friends with pedophiles who only tolerate him because he pays them and Nick is a useful idiot to attack someone they hate.

There isn't going to be a climactic incident where Nick gets his just deserts. He's just going to spiral farther down into addiction as his physical and mental health deteriorate. Laugh at him all the way down as fagily mugs the camera with his smug little smirk with each new public L. The stupid fuck spends his days doing mental gymnastics to convince himself he's winning.

 

[AnOminous]

My guess: his probation officer is going to want to see him gainfully employed. Rekieta isn't going to want to go back to working at the bank, and being a lawyer is out of the question -- he doesn't have a licence and nobody would want him to represent them -- not even for free, So he's trying to get ahead of the game and say 'Look, I have a career. I'm a YouTube streamer. This is how I support my family.'

No bank is going to hire a drug addicted convicted felon, not even to push a broom.

 

[Sloppa]

Maybe someone autistic enough could simply peruse online sex stores to find the exact product in question

Oh no. . .I think I've cracked the case, if it's 7 balldo's out of Viballdo, then it's not particularly grotesque, but very very embarrassing in the traditional sense. We know Nick's a coom brained exhibitionist bisexual with narcissistic tendencies, we know Nick is an old fart who considers himself a meme-lord and lastly; we know Nick wants to be a Patron of the Arts who wouldn't think twice about commissioning a vanity project.

Spoiler: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my prediction:

Lord Balldo, painted or photographed in the style of the ancient meme of 'Sexy Hagrid', framed and mounted inside the sex closet of despair.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I’ve been hoping (for a few years now) for a rescue for that poor background cat painting. It’s pain is visible. Background cat suffers. At least it has ceiling cat frens.

No small animals are safe around Balldo Manor. Would animal cruelty charges be a violation of probation?

 

[Potentially Criminal]

It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her. Why sean didn't immidiately excise these kind of retards, I will never know. Sean's comingling with retards (like he did with the gunt) will be his downfall

I'm not saying that being on flash's stream matters or anything but sean's willingness to give retards any time of the day will some day fuck him up somehow, even if he is already used to dealing with retards as a criminal lawyer.

I literally did that. That's why he's no longer a janny.


I just don't ban people.

 

[Nova902]

viva & barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYcJTs4oho

 

[Flora Fox]

)But his buddy BTM is even more retarded. I am surprised he wasn't in Nick's chat last night screaming about how Nick "made" everybody under the sun.

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Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

FUCK YOU SEAN! NICK MADE YOU SEAN! I WILL NEVER SAY SEAN IS A GOOD PERSON!

Like, okay dude. I hope Nick, the child doper, really helps your channel. It looks like it could use it:

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No drugs detected here.