Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Rux]

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Not sure if this is actually Karl commenting on Ersatz's most recent blog post where Ersatz defames the judge and goes through the judgement paragraph by paragraph talking absolute nonsense, but if so Karl is seriously stupid.

Ersatz honestly doesn't seem to understand the nature of the claim and hence the judgement and so keeps screaming into the void 'But Billy's a liar'. It doesn't matter if Billy's the biggest liar the world has ever known you dumb fuck.

Karl if you are reading this, please understand this WILL NOT do wonders for your appeal. Ersatz doesn't understand shit about the legal arguments in your case.

It isn't, according to Ersatz.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Doubtful, it seems like the game plan he's going with is to listen to the people who made the "Go back to your normal content!" comments and placate them.

Which is also probably the best thing he could possibly do at this point, because he doesn't really have any kind of future as the speedrun drama guy anymore.

That's what he should do - he's never going to live down giving Billy Mitchell his first legitimate win in court, so just go back to speed running videos. Any drama videos in the future will bring out all the people calling him out on being a hypocrite.

But I will say, he's doing exactly what the Completionist did - make a half-ass apology (but even his was better), then move on acting like it never happened.

Kinda shocked we are 3 days into the Lost video and commentary fags are complete fucking dead silent over this shit video. This seems like an easy slam dunk, why haven't the usual talking heads brought it up yet?

The same reason Karl never called out the actual people Apollo claimed were responsible for his decision. Gotta protect your own.

If they do intend on making a vid, gotta carefully word everything as to not make him look all that bad.

 

[PauperVita]

Karl will attempt to move on (but not really he’s appealing) but being the butt of so many jokes will wear on him and his ego.

 

[El Scorcho]

First video for the Billy fund!!

Hello you absolute legends. Turn off that pesky Adblock so I can pay Billy Mitchell what I owe.

LMFAO He couldn't even get a sponsor for it as well

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

LMFAO He couldn't even get a sponsor for it as well

He should seriously get on that Rickey’s hot sauce sponsorship. I heard they already got his code ready for him.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

It isn't, according to Ersatz.
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Thank goodness. Although the fact Karl has said he is considering an appeal doesn't fill me with hope.

 

[Ygolonac]

Man I unironically want to try Rickys now... the Habanero one looks like it would be good, hope he managed to reduce the costs of international shipping. The soon to be official hot sauce of the farms btw

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Kinda shocked we are 3 days into the Lost video and commentary fags are complete fucking dead silent over this shit

Comentary niggers are the sleaziest faggots on the entire Internet, they WILL protect and suck eachothers cocks in a never ending incestuous cycle, the only way you will see them denounce one of their own is if they did something really fucking obvious and stupid as to try to hide it (like mamamax) or are confirmed child rapists, thus if they make videos about eachother's drama they have to be very careful on how to thread the issue in a way that absolves them while also not throwing their friend too hard under the bus (like pootajar did with yobst) while also keeping their retarded fanbases satisfied, if is someone that is not part of the tribe (no no that tribe) you will see them doing 999999999 videos about the peepeepoopoo drama, you will never hate comentary niggers enough and you will never hate them as much as i do.

 

[Colon capital V]

The same reason Karl never called out the actual people Apollo claimed were responsible for his decision. Gotta protect your own.

Comentary niggers are the sleaziest faggots on the entire Internet, they WILL protect and suck eachothers cocks in a never ending incestuous cycle

But besides Muta and probably Charlie, you'd think some lesser known commentary figures would at least acknowledge the video Karl put out. So far it's only been very small microtubers that even covers it. Only person that comes close to shitting on the video is Chud Logic, sitting at a nice 8.4k views.

What reason would someone like Asmongold not want to cover Karl's response, even if it was the most mild and soft punching takes he could give so as to not make him look bad? Content is content, and they're missing out on it.

 

[PauperVita]

But besides Muta and probably Charlie, you'd think some lesser known commentary figures would at least acknowledge the video Karl put out. So far it's only been very small microtubers that even covers it. Only person that comes close to shitting on the video is Chud Logic, sitting at a nice 8.4k views.

What reason would someone like Asmongold not want to cover Karl's response, even if it was the most mild and soft punching takes he could give so as to not make him look bad? Content is content, and they're missing out on it.

2 million sub YouTuber shitting on Karl
August the Duck

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Kinda shocked we are 3 days into the Lost video and commentary fags are complete fucking dead silent over this shit video. This seems like an easy slam dunk, why haven't the usual talking heads brought it up yet?

If no one big decides to shit on him I think this chapter is pretty much over unless he really is stupid enough to appeal. Really wish we knew about the state of his finances. Maybe he'll leak some information about it on discord.

 

[Hypercop]

First video for the Billy fund!!

Hello you absolute legends. Turn off that pesky Adblock so I can pay Billy Mitchell what I owe.

Damn, Karl had some standards for his content before, but this is just a single BLJ added to Mario. Who gives a fuck?

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Although he's good at hiding it for the average viewer with the calm voice, you can sense the desperation in the lack of actual substance. Before it was an outline on the champ's entire career up to that point, now it's for one new trick. Get ready for the incoming nearby tornado of videos to make a face at while pointing to it.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I think Karl got lucky (and was definitely at least trying to be calculating) and released his response right as the iDubbbz/h3 slapfight was shooting off fireworks and everyone got distracted. It also seems like all of the commentary YouTubers were on Karl's side until the verdict and just talking about the situation probably makes them feel embarrassed. I think this will get another jolt of attention once attorney's fees are announced though.

 

[Jacob]

But I will say, he's doing exactly what the Completionist did - make a half-ass apology (but even his was better), then move on acting like it never happened.

I do think the loss is going to stick with him for a while, but it's definitely not going to be a career ender like what happened to Jirard. It was already clear with how the nonpology video was received.

 

[Ol' Slag]

@Null I will mail you a crisp twenty dollar bill if you plug Billy's hot sauce on the next MATI just to rub it in against Karl...

 

[mlanguishi]

I do think the loss is going to stick with him for a while, but it's definitely not going to be a career ender like what happened to Jirard. It was already clear with how the nonpology video was received.

I think it'll be probably a career ender. He promised the moon and got fucked in the ass. How does he recover? Exposing another cheater? Doing sub 50 seconds on Goldeneye? I assume he was pulling in pretty vast money, probably multi-millions from ads and patreon and this will maybe cost 50% of his total if he totally loses. People tend to underestimate how much these media grifters pull in. Going forward though I think his income level is going to be a mess.

 

[YaBoi]

King Billy understands that you celebrate when you win, not before.

Karl mustn't be a sport's fan. One thing you learn from watching and participating in sport is to never assume victory before a match, no matter how bad your opponent is. Anything can happen. Even when you're winning and the match is halfway finished, never assume. Respect your opponent or you'll be humbled.

 

[PauperVita]

YouTube careers are short lived and he will spend the rest of what’s left (if he’s lucky) paying off Billy. And that’s if he doesn’t appeal. He’s totally fucked.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I bet we never see a video from Karl about Billy Mitchell ever again.