Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Barnes is full of shit. When Nick first got arrested, Barnes made a long argument covering just about every amendment in the bill of rights saying Nick was innocent and could beat the case.

Its revisionist history. He says people calling for nick to admit guilt are actually giving legal advice and not just the mob being the mob. The problem is that he also encourages making public statements that invalidate his 5th amendment right AT THE SAME TIME to "to sway the court of public opinion". But apparently the shitposters are the ones giving legal advise and not the supposed lawyer.

It a hot take but the family of Karmelo Anthony are actually making better decisions. Yeah both are absolutely ruining their public image with grifting, associating with sick fucks, and making their public image worse by opening their mouths. However at least they shut the fuck up and dont make any incriminating statements on their ongoing legal case. It's all middle of the road nothing speak where they dont assume guilt or innocence. And any statements are done by third parties. Thats the bare minimum legal advice Nick and his friends are allergic to.

 

[TherapyMan]

And if anyone calls out Barnes on this, he will just come with a new story about how he was right all along.

Engaging with people like Barnes unfortunately is an entirely futile endeavor. Barnes could not exist if he were an honest man, because his business model exists to peddle garbage to the unsuspecting and undiscerning. Lies form the foundation of what Barnes sells to people.

Barnes and people like him have discovered that a certain subsection of the population are extremely stupid and will believe anything as long as it fits within two criteria: (1) it is said by a person who appears confident and authoritative; and (2) it fits within their already existing political beliefs. Barnes' role therefore is to conjure a bunch of bullshit to support what he thinks the audience wants to hear, put an authoritative veneer over it, and sell it back to them. It's a very lucrative model employed by both sides of the political aisle.

Barnes is the conservative flavor of this kind of con-man, much like Nicholas Rekieta who followed the same formula.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

What's season2 opening song?

That's easy the cops intro theme song "Bad Boys"

What kind of opening intro video style would fit? I had something like dexter's (serial killer tv show) morning routine intro in mind except nick cooks slop instead of a decent breakfast and he looks haggard and instead of heading out, he is getting ready to stream and sighs

A Big Brother inspired montage of all his failures.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

What's season2 opening song?

I have to say this trainspotting parody is my vote for the new rackets theme song/opening.

 

[Fapcop]

So he's a bug chaser too? Smh.

Nick: “These people talked about buying meth compulsively, stealing to get it. It’s a level of compulsion I just don’t understand!”

Nick: LITERALLY A MINUTE LATER: “Coke is a budget destroyer because if you have 200$ you’ll spend it on an 8ball, if you have 400$ you’ll get two, if you have 600, you’ll get three!”

GEE NICK! KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT LEVEL OF COMPULSION WELL AND INTIMATELY.

Ffs man, you know it’s bad when you’re not sure if it’s all the holes in his wet brain that makes him sound so dumb, or if it’s just his inner coke fiend talking.

 

[Kheapathic]

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

The answer I want is The Nanny; because it'd be hilarious.

In truth, most likely one of the extended family. Guessing it'd be one of the one's on Kayla's side, and if I'm being honest, willing to say her step-dad who was posting all that feel good stuff on Facebook.

I don't claim to be a lawyer or scholarly in legal works in any manner; but Barnes being tied up on Constitutional challenges seems fucking retarded. They had a warrant, and as much as people enjoy bashing Kurt, he seems of sound mind and thought when discussing legal shit; and if he says the warrant was unassailable, I'm gonna believe the warrant is solid. As for the Fifth Amendment violation; Nick himself said he wanted to call the cop a bitch or whatever it was. He waived his right to silence, he probably did so numerous times throughout this entire fucking fiasco. What's the fucking challenge, are we gonna go full Ralphamale? Ya honnah, I didn't think the policeman would be recording the shit I say, I'm a fucking doped up alcoholic retard ya honnah.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

It's hard for me to decide if the people who watch DSP or the people who watch Rekieta (because they like them, not counting hate-watching) are dumber. On the one hand, DSP's "content" is fucking boring, and on the other hand Nick lies his fucking ass off, in every breath.
I guess I just don't understand either audience.

Nick: “These people talked about buying meth compulsively, stealing to get it. It’s a level of compulsion I just don’t understand!”

Nick: LITERALLY A MINUTE LATER: “Coke is a budget destroyer because if you have 200$ you’ll spend it on an 8ball, if you have 400$ you’ll get two, if you have 600, you’ll get three!”

GEE NICK! KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT LEVEL OF COMPULSION WELL AND INTIMATELY.

Ffs man, you know it’s bad when you’re not sure if it’s all the holes in his wet brain that makes him sound so dumb, or if it’s just his inner coke fiend talking.

On a scale of 0-10, in levels of self-awareness, his is very far in the minus.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick: “These people talked about buying meth compulsively, stealing to get it. It’s a level of compulsion I just don’t understand!”

Nick: LITERALLY A MINUTE LATER: “Coke is a budget destroyer because if you have 200$ you’ll spend it on an 8ball, if you have 400$ you’ll get two, if you have 600, you’ll get three!”

GEE NICK! KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT LEVEL OF COMPULSION WELL AND INTIMATELY.

Ffs man, you know it’s bad when you’re not sure if it’s all the holes in his wet brain that makes him sound so dumb, or if it’s just his inner coke fiend talking.

Guy stops paying mortgage in order to keep buying drugs, after tanking his illustrious streaming show in order to party and do drugs, even after losing the Rumble contract, yet "It's a level of compulsion I don't understand"

He was just having fun, afterall.

 

[Oliver Onions]

he claimed that mix-ups and false results happen all the time.

Source: Quora.

It's hard for me to decide if the people who watch DSP or the people who watch Rekieta (because they like them, not counting hate-watching) are dumber.

I'd say the dents are dumber but it's an innocent stupidity like a retard clapping because he got apple juice.

Nick's remaining faithful are the dangerous kind of stupid because he could probably convince them to do domestic terrorism or group suicide in the Balldo Bunker if he wanted to. They're that invested in his narrative of victimhood.

 

[Fapcop]

Who would have
1. been at the house around that time that this sex and drug shit was going on?
2. been given enough access to the house to pick up these details?
3. been there often enough and consistently enough to notice a pattern of behavior like this?

You’ll know soon enough.

It’s the person that Nick will start to try and drag and destroy, once trolls start asking questions about it.

If Nick suddenly starts shit talking for example the ex nanny, with a serving of self-righteousness (“I never talked about this before because she DID grow close to our kids and she’s not a BAD person, BUT…”) Then you’ll know it’s the nanny.

It’s a classic Narc trick, and if there’s one thing that as certain as the sun setting, it’s the fact that Nick is a run of the mill narc who isn’t nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I got inspired by how Rekieta took accountability for his crimes during his last stream, so I made this video. Such an inspirational story for everyone to see.

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story​

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Upload

Spoiler: SOURCES

# CLIP SOURCES:
Actually Criminal: Not a Comeback, But A Comeuppance | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/4o1sZkHh6cw
(00:00 - 01:58 ) Don't have excuses → Easy to not do drugs and alcohol
(02:23 - 02:26) There were no victims here
(02:32 - 03:04) "I put my family through living hell" → "What did I do?"
(03:57 - 04:28 ) The County had no regard for laws → Gubmint gun barrel
(04:52 - 05:07) The nanny actually is guilty
(05:19 - 05:29) Rekieta was never disrespectful
(05:38 - 05:43) What did I do merit the gubmint controlling my life?

SteelToe Aaron Imholte Lied | LA Fires Truth Plus Melonie Mac Gooner Gate FT REKIETA LAW | Camelot331 | https://youtu.be/TbWoVtJqKpQ
(01:58 - 02:16) "Drugs are awesome"
(03:48 - 03:54) Some retards lied about me

Nick Rekieta's participation in The Dick Show on December 9, 2024 | https://open.spotify.com/episode/2rmqwfSMoyJUXS3VBLkvzC
(02:16 - 02:23) "Money and opportunity eliminates moral boundaries"
(02:26 - 02:32) "The only victim in anything I did is me"

Time To Get Back To Work... Let's Chat | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/pTerVD7-AJ8
(03:04 - 03:21) Under the thumb of Government → One side can lie and fabricate

The State WILL Lie - Adversarial Positions, Explained (June 10, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/pLX98KdFOvQ
(03:21 - 03:27) The state will lie about you, this is a fact

Not Sending Their Best with Dick Masterson | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/NrGfJ-gsIIo
(03:27 - 03:35) The lie was a lie → State worker lied to us

Court Day Results - Legal Experts Baffled | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/zCmXWpSR_2c
(03:35 - 03:37) Cops lie a lot of the time
(03:43 - 03:48 ) Detective Pomplun lied

A Motion to Dismiss: Inside Scoop on April's Hearing - SCOTUS Stuff | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/CR6Pqj_5k0Y
(03:37 - 03:43) Gubmint agent lying to the court → Ms Pierce (prosecutor) lied

Rekeita's Locals Stream: Nick Rekieta: talks his case, the state & Aaron Imholte (supercut) | Stallyn19 | https://youtu.be/_H2SU9VCxlQ
(03:54 - 03:59) Treated with hostility by the detective
(04:28 - 04:39) Inappropiate behavior towards the children by County associates
(04:39 - 04:52) The people who reported to the police were lying
(05:07 - 05:19) The officer touched his child's hair (hair positive for coke)

Chrissie Mayr Podcast LIVE with Nick Rekieta! What Should We Talk About? | Chrissie Mayr | https://youtu.be/wQRxLmPHOMc
(05:29 - 05:38 ) Rekieta wanted to call the cops a pussy a whole bunch

The Nature of the Business: Rewriting history to justify one’s failures - Hypocrisy (June 18, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/9I2GaAJxgDs
(05:43 - end) About pathetic people who can't accept their own fault


# Song:
秩序脱轨·白昼 (Derailed Order) · Sān-Z · HOYO-MiX

https://youtu.be/EXHqylrdm94

Edit: Added every clip source. Re-encoded to H.264 for better compatibility with mobile players.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Source: Quora.

I'd say the dents are dumber but it's an innocent stupidity like a retard clapping because he got apple juice.

Nick's remaining faithful are the dangerous kind of stupid because he could probably convince them to do domestic terrorism or group suicide in the Balldo Bunker if he wanted to. They're that invested in his narrative of victimhood.

Nick's fans now are sov cits who think they are too smart to realize they're sov cits.

 

[3MMA]

What's season2 opening song?

"Jailhouse Rock"

Jailhouse Cuck

Spoiler: Lyrics

The cuckold threw a party in the county jail
The BBC’s was there, and they began to wail
The band was jumping, and the cuck began to swing
You should've heard that coked out cuckold reeeeeee

Let's cuck
Everybody, let's cuck
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

Spider Murphy lubed the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowing on the slide balldo
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section cucked that Purple Neck

Let's cuck
Everybody, let's cuck
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come balldo that cuckold’s wife with me"

Let's cuck
Everybody, let's cuck
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

Sad Sack was sitting on a block of stone
Way over in the corner jackin’ all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no prude
You can't find a hole, use the cucks mouth too

Let's cuck
Everybody, let's cuck
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

Aaron said to April, "For Qover’s sake"
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
April turned to Aaron and she said, "Nix nix
I wanna replace Kayla while Nick gets his kicks"

Let's cuck
Everybody, let's cuck
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

Bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck
Bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck
Bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck
Bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck
Bullin’ for the Jailhouse cuck

---

Aside from all that, I came across this 30 second clip where Nick GOES OFF. This is from Summer 2024, post arrest. Not much has changed when you get down to the heart of the matter. I bet his PO saw this attitude & these words repeatedly, same as anyone can if they simply care to look at the whole story:

That seems like two lies & a truth. He does care (very much) about his public image, & he knows exactly who he’s seething at, as he describes three of his imagined “enemies” that haunt him. He’s honest that he’s not sorry, “for shit,” he says, “to anyone.” That’s the whole story’s synopsis in a nutshell.

He has nothing to talk about that isn’t on his image, his anger, or his past choices & mistakes, criminal or otherwise. He can throw in three sentences about Trump & guns anytime, his topic has been himself for the last 3 years straight and he continues to serve himself on a silver platter. He’s choosing to make himself the content of his shows yet always blames everyone else.

 

[Edward Teach]

I got inspired by how Rekieta took accountability for his crimes during his last stream, so I made this video. Such an inspirational story for everyone to see.

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story​

View attachment 7256173

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Upload

For those interested, I’ll add the sources for all the clips I used after I’ve had some sleep.

Seeing this shit really makes me wish I did not retire at 42 and have a ton of free time on my hands. I would love nothing more to drive to Wilmar and knock this guy fucking out.

 

[daffodils]

Living vicariously through his e-daddy, Grifty is ecstatic that Nick managed 3.2k live viewers on Youtube.
Link/Archive


Let's put this into perspective. During his hiatus, Nick gained about 2000 views a day.

Nick's grand return stream increased his total view count by 46,348 so far. Minus the standard 2k a day that's 42,348.

Legal Mindset's last livestream was on the 18th.

Nate The Lawyer didn't release any content on Sunday.

Branca (low effort Trump'n'Guns with soyface thumbnails)

Kino Casino Clips, no new content.

Elissa Clips


Kurt, however, is only 64% the social media star Nick is. Total Balldo victory!


Also noteworthy that none of these channels, with the exception of Nate's, has anywhere near Nick's subscriber numbers. Legal Mindset comes closest with a little more than half.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I got inspired by how Rekieta took accountability for his crimes during his last stream, so I made this video. Such an inspirational story for everyone to see.

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story​

View attachment 7256173

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Upload

For those interested, I’ll add the sources for all the clips I used after I’ve had some sleep.

this really is an infuriating watch. i get the idea of fighting for your life and your freedom by denying everything, but he's so narcissistic that he just can't resist the compulsion to try and make his story "instructive" in the worst possible ways. it's not about a fall from grace, the struggles of addiction, "nearly losing it all" and a born-again-12-stepper-come-to-jesus posterboy for recovery, which would be its own form of insufferable but would actually be a good thing for everybody involved. rather, it's about "government overreach" and maliciousness. i don't see a principled libertarian. i see a petulant, spoiled child who still can't accept that his actions have consequences.

 

[Folgers Can]

It would be surprising if anyone was seriously claiming that the "real story" was just about the sex toys (other than Nick).

Correct; it briefly came to mind to put the proverbial real story in quotes to better denote sarcasm, but at this point any use of that phrase as it pertains to Nick has already become synonymous with bullshit. The point was that Nick's trotting out that cupboard now as a purported excuse to conceal the bodycam footage, after years of happily bragging about his countless toys bought to "make sex hilarious," is so incongruous that it could only make sense if something about that cupboard is far kinkier than the boring assortment of dildos and vibrators he'd led people to expect. It wouldn't be surprising if all the joking around about the latter is just another case of the sorts of basic-bitch "decoy" and "batch denial" tactics that he ranted about in that telling January 7th diary post projecting onto Aaron exactly how Nick himself approaches his own PR challenges, in this case by making the vast majority of that cupboard's contents sound so ridiculous that any upcoming revelations about the more disturbing remainder won't be taken seriously. Unfortunately, that method will probably work.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Legal Mindset's last livestream was on the 18th.

Andrew found his niche and while I think his anime waifu vTuber content is completely braindead and all participants should be executed, the fact that he pulls these viewer numbers must make Nick seethe so much.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story

What a giant fucking baby. I know literal toddlers who have a better grasp on accountability than this dork.

You cook off the alcohol in vodka sauce.

That’s a very widespread misconception and one that can be dangerous to those who can’t consume alcohol safely. In fact even if you simmer the sauce for 2.5 hours, you’re still leaving behind alcohol. Per USDA research:



Cooking it in the widest possible pan to increase evaporation can help, but “the alcohol cooks off” is a myth that has led people to relapse. It’s really not worth the risk if a person had any sort of struggle to get sober and needs to stay off alcohol in order to fulfill his or her potential.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Bob and Celeste never disciplined their sweet, little, innocent, baby which required the honorable judge Stephen J Wentzell to step in and do it.

Nick says there’s nothing in the PSI which would cause this sentence, but he could very easily prove this by releasing it. So of course he won’t so it’s likely there is something in it which would indeed cause this sentence.

It's hard for me to decide if the people who watch DSP or the people who watch Rekieta (because they like them, not counting hate-watching) are dumber. On the one hand, DSP's "content" is fucking boring, and on the other hand Nick lies his fucking ass off, in every breath.
I guess I just don't understand either audience.



On a scale of 0-10, in levels of self-awareness, his is very far in the minus.

I find Nick entertaining because he’s a liar addict who won’t take any responsibility for messing up his kids life and you never what ridiculous lie will come next. I find the psychology of addiction fascinating you never truly know what someone With that monkey on their back will do next. I agree with your completely about DSP he’s just boring there’s no meat on that bone he lies about dumb stuff and didn’t pay his taxes? Ok compare that to Rekieta or Bossman who are liable to end up in jail at any time.