Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Wil Herren started out shitposting Nick with all the others, then he turned around for no discernible reason.

The reason is that Nick reached out to him and Wil was starstruck. He’s just a drunk who’s starved for relationships and will settle for a parasocial one with a guy who’s got a more recognized name than his. He’s a fucking loser.

I believe Melton's audience reached out to Wil's boss to try and get him fired because of his Nick coverage. Wil, being a little bitch, switched sides to get that to stop.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What's wild about dui guy is that he is more successful than nick at this point. His channel is now bigger, his content is even more winemom friendly and closer to emily d baker (court gossip shit afaik). Not sure about his marital status (married is probably more inviting cause winemoms see it as a challenge) but he had better taste in cars (iirc) and actually vacations somewhere more respectable (italy vs jamaica) so on all metrics dui is in a better position.

But he balldo washed. And still couldnt get nick to retract the 'unethical' statement.

He is married. He marreid some LawTube-adjacent non-lawyer drama commentator they met during the Depp trial. Remy-somthing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I believe Melton's audience reached out to Wil's boss to try and get him fired because of his Nick coverage. Wil, being a little bitch, switched sides to get that to stop.

I don’t think that’s what happened. Melton’s audience has never been unanimously pro-Nick, but he and Melton have an alliance (for now) and the audience in general hasn’t fucked with that. They’re too loyal to their internet pedo daddy.

Wil was trying to flex as a “journalist” and forgot that journalists don’t make themselves part of the story. People who saw him doing that complained to his boss about the lack of his outlet’s journalistic credibility. They told the dude to cuff his bitch. Wil loves to boast about getting drunk with his boss (and has even done so on streams). So they’re just two wet brain alcoholics embarrassing themselves. No wonder they seem to feel an affinity for Nick Rekieta.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I believe Melton's audience reached out to Wil's boss to try and get him fired because of his Nick coverage. Wil, being a little bitch, switched sides to get that to stop.

Considering to what length these people went to mess with Aaron's life, I can easily believe they would do that.
But there is also the option that it was Aaron's superfans who did it because Wil joined the Aaron aLogging.

You never know which overly invested fan will try life-ruining garbage.

 

[newuser131]

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story

wow. nick rekieta is the biggest piece of shit in the sektur. yes, drugs feels good but the pain it causes your loved one is so bad that the euphoric feelings is not worth it. that is why junkies go through rehab. it is to stop the bad behavior it causes everyone else.

i remember an interview rekieta had with nerdrotic. it was one of the better shows rekeita had. to this day, nerdrotic says his sobriety is more important than his family because, if he falls off the wagon, his family is screwed because of him.

the fact that rekieta still insists that the drugs are great and he only fears government repercussions and there was no damage caused to his family, tells me everything about rekieta. rekieta has not hit rock bottom and will do drugs. probably, in a form that will not be picked up by drug tests. regardless, rekieta will continue to get high and still cause pain to this children and wife. for rekieta's children's sake, i hope kayla divorces him.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If I remember correctly, Aaron gave Wil Herren a bit of grief for constantly clipping Melton alogging him.
Instead of taking the hit like an adult, Wil Herren’s alcohol-pickled brain chimped out and immediately joined Team "Benzoylecgonine at 5000ng/ml".

 

[Lian Xing]

He marreid some LawTube-adjacent non-lawyer drama commentator they met during the Depp trial. Remy-somthing.

The paralegal going to law school woman in southern California? She's a jew?

 

[AltisticRight]

It looks like the piggy bank is drying up.
March has been a slow month, MAPton is in the gutters!
$99.57 is still something, I guess.
The borderline $1,000 from his recent two streams might make him feel strong and relevant again.

March, 2025​

List:

#	Date	Link	Grifter	$
1	4th	https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20742670	Ped	79.57
2	23rd	https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20908671	Simp Cast	10
3	24th	https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20915662	Ped	20

How sad.

A total of $109.57, or 2.19 KNU (Kayla Nude Units).

Some highlights:
He didn't lose his house, he just wanted to sell it.

Self-awareness levels: Rekieta


Past paypiggery:
2025
January and February | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20844133
2024
October | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19718728
November | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19979737
December | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20226805

 

[Beavis]

I’m not surprised Nick got $1000 from his comeback and cope stream. If he just streams every three months he’ll be taking in that super chat money!

 

[do ut des]

Didnt have time to watch the comeback streams, so i need to ask if nick changed or if he still is the same arrogant degen retard he was befor.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Does anyone have the recording of his appearance at the hearing? The judge literally told him his appearance was unnecessary.

Source
Is this it?

 

[Meat Target]

Home schooling with the Rekietas, today Mathematics!

"Ok children. Daddy drives 120 miles per day, one trip to see stepmom April is 15miles, how many times can Daddy visit stepmom April each day?"

A total of $109.57, or 2.19 KNU (Kayla Nude Units).

Ooo, ooo, how many KNUs do I need for an 8-ball?

 

[Sneed Force One]

He didn't lose his house, he just wanted to sell it.

“The housing market is just that bad in Kandiyohi County. It took me over five years to find a buyer!”
“No, obese stalker child—it was just bad timing that I had to hand all the proceeds to my attorney. Only nerds think otherwise. Get stuffed in a locker.”
“I had to wait for all my renters to find new leases. I’m just that nice and empathetic. I donate to charity! I can’t believe the judge ignored that—he’s clearly biased.”
“I even paid for a new lease for one of my renters! Who was it? Uhhh… you'll never know. None of your business. No one has a right to look into it.

 

[Beavis]

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Is this it?

lol I had no idea he was involved in the fatrick saga

 

[Sneed Force One]

Didnt have time to watch the comeback streams, so i need to ask if nick changed or if he still is the same arrogant degen retard he was befor.

He opened by insisting he wasn’t going to talk about drama… then dropped a few surface-level takes on Trump that landed with a thud. Chat responded with a wall of “”.

He then proceeded to talk about drama for the next 4 hours.
Gave a highly vitrolic hitpiece on UncivilLaw / Kurt because he's low-hanging fruit with poor social skills. Classic schoolyard bully energy. Felt like a full-on Dear John 2.0.
Balldoguards and winemoms were eating it up, calling him an incel because he was criticising Megan Fox's letter in Nick's defence. I was pretty disgusted with it.

Nick repeatedly insulted the cops, insinuated local authority staff and his former nanny did things to his kids (without giving any detail), outright said he knew the judge would refuse to overturn drug results because it would invalidate other cases, instead of it being based on the merit of his case, basically calling him corrupt. He repeatedly defended using drugs, reminiscing how it made him happy, how being sober pales in comparison.

I imagine Nick's PO is not going to be impressed.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

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Is this it?

Barnes sounds like he is totally lost and have no clue how court works.
He talks a big game on streams but it falls flat when push comes to shove.

 

[do ut des]

He opened by insisting he wasn’t going to talk about drama… then dropped a few surface-level takes on Trump that landed with a thud. Chat responded with a wall of “”.

He then proceeded to talk about drama for the next 4 hours.
Gave a highly vitrolic hitpiece on UncivilLaw / Kurt because he's low-hanging fruit with poor social skills. Classic schoolyard bully energy. Felt like a full-on Dear John 2.0.
Balldoguards and winemoms were eating it up, calling him an incel because he was criticising Megan Fox's letter in Nick's defence. I was pretty disgusted with it.

Nick repeatedly insulted the cops, insinuated local authority staff and his former nanny did things to his kids (without giving any detail), outright said he knew the judge would refuse to overturn drug results because it would invalidate other cases, instead of it being based on the merit of his case, basically calling him corrupt. He repeatedly defended using drugs, reminiscing how it made him happy, how being sober pales in comparison.

I imagine Nick's PO is not going to be impressed.

Lmao, classic lolcow behavior its the states fault i gave my kids cocaine

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

After @ItsAaronIgnoreMe rightfully called out Wil Herren’s interview with “Momma K” as complete dogshit, the video mysteriously vanished into private mode.
Was it Aaron’s critique that did it? Or did Lord Balldo himself dispatch the Showertext Order™ to scrub K’s courtroom opinions from public view?

Wil claimed he’d get it back up after wetting his brain a little bit.



It’s definitely been more than “like two hours.” Excuses, excuses. No wonder Wil and Nick get along so well!

 

[Oxyjen]

I PreserveTube’d it.

Semper Fi! A shame it’s almost unwatchable due to Wil Herren gurning and gumming his way though it, with tinny fucking country music blaring for some reason.

Thread has been crazy to keep up with but this was perhaps the funniest M drop so far, and Nick’s stream left me lost for words.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Wil claimed he’d get it back up after wetting his brain a little bit.

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It’s definitely been more than “like two hours.” Excuses, excuses. No wonder Wil and Nick get along so well!

Translation: "I'm waiting on Nick's producer notes and final approval".
I'm going to compare his reupload to the original PreserveTube version. Bet he edits out Momma K's extensive critique of Nick.
TJD - Total Journalist Death