Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[Feline Darkmage]

Also I think that a link to this board should be in the OP: http://8ch.net/hwndu/index.html

 

[Fareal]

After Albuquerque got shut down, Shia re-opened the stream so it was centred on a flag reading 'He Will Not Divide Us' framed in a way so you can't see any ground features. He also declared it was in a sooper seekrit area that no-one will ever find.

It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.

Thank you. Genuinely. I haven't laughed this hard in some time.

 

[CWCissey]

Also I think that a link to this board should be in the OP: http://8ch.net/hwndu/index.html

Sure thing, I'll add that when I get in (on phone at the mo).

 

[StraightShooter]

If Trump was actually a fascist, then this Indiana Jones bastard spawn would've already been shot by now.

 

[Munchingonfish]

A Brief History of Shia LaBeouf Copying the Work of Others

History tends to repeat itself, but actor Shia LaBeouf tends to repeat others: Even his apologies for plagiarism are plagiarized. The former Disney star claims that this is all a piece of performance art (sound familiar?), but that seems suspiciously meta.

Here are 14 times when LaBeouf has blatantly ripped someone off:

1. LaBeouf plagiarized an apology to Alec Baldwin

In February 2013, LaBeouf abruptly quit what would have been his first Broadway show, Orphans, due to "creative differences" (that is, he couldn't get along with Alec Baldwin, according to reports). LaBeouf decided that the best way to explain his departure would be to tweet out a photo of his email apology to the cast and Baldwin by name. Unfortunately, parts of his prose — sample: "a man owns up… a man grasps his mistakes" — were ripped off verbatim from a 2009 Esquire article titled "What is a Man?" People, including the article's author, noticed. Obviously.

creative differences pic.twitter.com/d8xvV2Hr

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) February 20, 2013
2. To rationalize the plagiarism, LaBeouf lifted another quote from David Mamet

invent nothing, deny nothing, speak up, stand up, stay out of school.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) February 21, 2013
For what it's worth, LaBeouf clearly does understand proper accrediting formats:

'acting has become a profession of the genteel class' - David Mamet pic.twitter.com/GC8AMKNs

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) February 20, 2013
3. LaBeouf plagiarized his directorial debut

LaBeouf's short film HowardCantour.com premiered at the May 2012 Cannes Film Festival. It wasn't until it was posted online on Dec. 16, 2013 that viewers began to notice that the film was almost an exact adaptation of a graphic novel by Daniel Clowes, best known for Ghost World.

Clowes told BuzzFeed, which brought much of this story to public light: “The first I ever heard of the film was this morning when someone sent me a link. I’ve never spoken to or met Mr. LaBeouf. I’ve never even seen one of his films that I can recall — and I was shocked, to say the least, when I saw that he took the script and even many of the visuals from a very personal story I did six or seven years ago and passed it off as his own work. I actually can’t imagine what was going through his mind.”

4. He then apologized for plagiarism by plagiarizing a Yahoo! Answers post from four years ago:

LaBeouf:

Copying isn't particularly creative work. Being inspired by someone else's idea to produce something new and different IS creative work.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 17, 2013
Random person on Yahoo! Answers:

Merely copying isn't particularly creative work, though it's useful as training and practice. Being inspired by someone else's idea to produce something new and different IS creative work...

5. LaBeouf's graphic novels pulled quotes from Charles Bukowski and French writer Benoit Duteurtre

In April 2012, LaBeouf announced his intention to become a comic book writer and artist at the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo. He said that the process was "like singing in the shower—it's very free and without edit." But it turns out there was a reason why the copy was so clean. On Dec. 18, 2013, news broke that many lines from his self-published 2012 books Let's Fucking Party and Stale N Mate were lifted from Charles Bukowski and Benoit Duteurtre's work.

6. LaBeouf apologized again. First, he did so in the voice of Tiger Woods...

Shia:

I have let my family down, and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 18, 2013
Tiger: “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.”

7. Then in the words of Robert McNamara...

Shia:

I was wrong, terribly wrong. I owe it to future generations to explain why.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 18, 2013
McNamara: “We were wrong, terribly wrong. We owe it to future generations to explain why."

8. Kanye West...

Shia:

It starts with this...I'm sorry @danielclowes

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 18, 2013
Kanye: “It starts with this… I’m sorry Taylor.”

9. Poster artist Shepard Fairey...

Shia:

I sincerely apologize for my lapse in judgment & I do take full responsibility for my actions, which were mine alone.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 19, 2013
Shepard: “I sincerely apologize for my lapse in judgment, and I take full responsibility for my actions, which were mine alone.”

10. And finally, Mark Zuckerberg

Shia:

I want to thank all of you who have written in and created groups and protested. Even though I wish I hadn't made so many of you angry.

- Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 19, 2013
Zuck: “I want to thank all of you who have written in and created groups and protested. Even though I wish I hadn’t made so many of you angry, I am glad we got to hear you.”

(LaBeouf also hired a skywriter to apologize to Clowes in the sky overlooking Los Angeles in January. Clowes lives in the Bay Area. He took legal action.)

11. LaBeouf ripped off copy for his website

The website description of LaBeouf's Campaign Book project is almost identical to the online copy used by Comic's Journal's Daniel Nadel to describe his own project, PictureBox.

12. The whole thing is suspiciously Joaquin Phoenix-like

In late January, LaBeouf assured fans that what seemed like a downward spiral was actually premeditated performance art. Unfortunately Joaquin Phoenix beat LaBeouf to the punch five years ago, as part of Casey Affleck's mockumentary I'm Still Here.

But alas — fans were naive to hope that this would be his last act of plagiarism.

13. Shia pulled a Sia

For those who missed LaBeouf's 22 (and counting) Twitter assertions that he's not famous anymore, the actor appeared on the red carpet for this weekend's Berlin premiere of Nymphomaniac with his new favorite mantra written on a paper bag over his head.



François Berthier / Getty Images

This move is strangely familiar to singer Sia's November cover of Billboard, in which she posed with a paper bag on her head explaining that she "doesn't want to be famous."

I'm on the cover of billboard. Sort of. Hehehe. pic.twitter.com/ONmNhnRTIY

- sia (@Sia) October 25, 2013
14. LaBeouf can't get through a press conference without repeated others

Following the bag incident, LaBeouf appeared next to his Nymphomaniac costars during a press conference. When a reporter asked LaBeouf about the film's numerous sex scenes, he replied, "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea," then abruptly stormed out.

"Obviously, the script is packed with a lot of sardines," co-star Christian Slater said in an effort to make the moment slightly less awkward.

No one was surprised to find that the line was ripped from French soccer player Eric Cantona.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdgRufNSR8

 

[Zarkov]

This is the most serious game of autistic hide and seek I have ever seen. It's a wonder to behold, truly.

Sure, Shia is a talentless nutcase not even capable of riding on the Trump-is-Satan bandwagon correctly, which is something all other SJW spergs can do just fine, but boy are his trolls dedicated to fucking him over. It was an incredibly stupid move of him to go out of his way to antagonize pepe-churning autists with his reputation of an entitled fucktard.

He was asking for it.

What will he do when the latest flag is captured by team ATSIMU ? I can't wait...

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Just gonna leave this here if nobody posted it yet.

 

[Sanshain]

This is absolutely beautiful. I can't wait to see where this goes.

 

[AA 102]

Just gonna leave this here if nobody posted it yet.

tbh this was my fav moment

 

[Arkangel]

This is one of my favorite Shia vids related to HWNDU. This was at the beginning of the Albuquerque stream after he got his project kicked out of NYC. He goes on an insane rant about Nazis and Trump's presidency.

This next one is a favorite from the ABQ stream where a couple of dopey-looking gangster dudes get tricked into shouting out Neo-Nazi code numbers.

Then they find out later they've been tricked.

 

[AnOminous]

Salty because Limousine Liberal, Shia decided to create a new art project titled 'He Will Not Divide Us' where he stands at a webcam repeating the phrase for the entirety of Trump's presidency. This lead to many people trolling the phrase and punching holes into his already fragile sanity. The project has been shut down three times so far, the last time being because of the most autistic, yet epic game of Capture The Flag. This has lead to Shia getting a new flag and camping out at the location with a baseball bat.

Don't forget the dumb fuck got arrested at his own "art project" for punching some kid.

And now he is crouching down like Potato Phil with a baseball bat muttering insanely, alone, in front of a stupid flag, accomplishing nothing.

Someone ought to call the police because since the Civil War, it's illegal to own a nigga like that.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Calling it now, the last HWNDU stream will be a webcam of Shia sitting in a darkened room clutching a shotgun, repetitively muttering "he will not divide us", while drawing Pepes on the wall with his own shit and occasionally taking potshots out the window. The stream will end with a SWAT team breaking through the door and tackling him.

Shia is gonna gather a cult of SJWs.

Gonna be Waco Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[Zarkov]

I hope he doesn't give up any time soon. I want to see what he plans to stream after the flagpole is stolen.

And now he is crouching down like Potato Phil with a baseball bat muttering insanely, alone, in front of a stupid flag, accomplishing nothing.

Not even a flag, just a flagpole.

 

[Roast Chicken]

His instability creeps me out and I would avoid him if I saw him in the street.

 

[Foltest]

Ahh, Shia. What a glorious trainwreak. His project is going down so goddamn fast, and he can't handle it.

 

[Echo_Ender]

He's definitely a lolcow. It's not everyday that you see someone go from a (Somehow) successful and rich Holleywood actor into a hobo screaming about Trump and Nazis into a camera.

This is the best example I've ever seen of someone who literally has enough money to avoid getting admitted to a mental hospital and recieving proper treatment.

When you're poor, you're crazy and need to be locked up. But when you're rich, you're just "Eccentric" and people need to tolerate you.

 

[NQ 952]

As my friend said, a multi millionaire child star is camping out, alone, in a remote part of Tennessee defending his home made flag with a baseball bat, muttering to himself "he will not divide us"

All because Trump is president.

Truly we live in the best timeline.

 

[StraightShooter]

Here's' an old video of him throwing coffee at a paparazzo; on one hand I mildly sympathize with celebs who lose their cool with paparazzi since they're borderline stalkers and vultures, but this is just more evidence of his decent into madness:

 

[SoberBlitz]

This is one hardcore game of capture the flag. Anybody betting on how long it'll take Shia to end up assaulting someone?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Who needs a PMC when you've got /k/?

How's an honest warmonger to make a living with /k/ around?