Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Trombonista]

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love was on a downward spiral before she even knew Azealia Banks existed.

 

[ABB (Reloaded)]

Her mind crossover moment with fellow cow Bryan Johnson

 

[PurpleEater]

Her mind crossover moment with fellow cow Bryan Johnson
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She's a huge fan of fasting for some reason and other quack medicine (not that fasting is quack medicine in and of itself, but you know what I mean). I've seen her advocating for 72 hour fasts for a host of illnesses, and she claims her snake oil products can heal people too...but takes their money and never sends it kek.

also her defending the U.S. recently against some Euro soy boy was pretty funny:

 

[Otterly]

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love was on a downward spiral before she even knew Azealia Banks existed.

Courtney love’s been on a downward spiral since at least the point of nineties I saw her support some band I went to see and she had her foot up on the stage lights while wearing no knickers.
Flashing your twat to the crowd of Norf FC punters in a grimy venue has to be at least a toe on the downward spiral.

 

[PurpleEater]

Even though this is a parody account, this 100% is something she would say:

 

[umami's milk]

Azealia's gone protected on Twitter.


But before she went protected she had this to say (couldn't archive. these are courtesy of LSA):

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Anyway, remember that Florida property she was getting sued over? In Jan of this year the landlord detailed that it wasn't just non-payments.




So Azealia now owes a fuckton in damages that she is unable to pay due to not selling enough bussy soaps.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Who is this "Isis Claro" character who thinks it's a great idea to enter into an oral contract with famous biohazard creator and broke as fuck ho Azealia Banks to the tune of ten thousand dollars a month? Hyponatremia levels of dumb bitch juice.

Anyway, Azealia has been ranting all day about (among many other things) SZA, Sesame Street, The 1975, Poland, and trying to provoke an unresponsive Lil Nas X into a rematch. Normal Thursday.

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.

Ultra-Nigmatic-Mega-Homos.

Shakespeare weeps in front of Alzealia's ability coin a word.

 

[umami's milk]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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Ultra-Nigmatic-Mega-Homos.
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Shakespeare weeps in front of Alzealia's ability coin a word.

>ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS


wonderful dig at will.i.am there!

 

[Jobama]

 

[Charnel Ground]

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I KNEW she was gonna go after Dave Blunts eventually!

 

[gobbles]

Azealia would absolutely collab with Ye if it were an option for her. I almost hope it happens for the schadenfreude.

 

[Jobama]

Azealia would absolutely collab with Ye if it were an option for her. I almost hope it happens for the schadenfreude.

Kanye and Azealia need to have a kid together so that they can create the black schizo Lizan al Gaib.

 

[LavenderMenace]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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ABSOLUTE QUEEN NEGRESS. The ONLY based black woman in the entertainment industry.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Based black kweeen telling it like it is. Dem gay boys always trying to do what trve black kuweens have been doing for centuries.

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

>ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS


wonderful dig at will.i.am there!

I've been thinking about this word all day. The Ultra-Nigmatic Mega Homos is probably a play on the Ultramagentic MC's but I'll be damned if doesn't work perfectly with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. I can't stop singing it.

You got Diddy, Drake, Ye and this Dave Blunts character apparently or whoever? Toss them in some sewer mutagen and nigga, you got a stew goin'.

 

[SN 1054]

Wow, 88% sounds like a lot, but she would know better than me, so who am I to question?

This just means that Tariq Nasheed keeps being right. That's a lot of black men getting their bucks broken.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Azealia when she feels the need to dunk on JK Rowling for some reason: "My femininity isn't threatened by the dolls. Don't be a drag, just be a queen!"

Azealia when one of said dolls calls her fat: "You have a man's face. Look at this picture, your Q angle is a dead giveaway. You will never be a woman."

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Edit: screenshot attachments are fucked up, sorry

 

['Ole Dente]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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"When you're depressed, you're sucking dicks, writing raps and eatin' ham. 1000%."

I love this woman.....so much.

 

[Seafarer]

I've been thinking about this word all day. The Ultra-Nigmatic Mega Homos is probably a play on the Ultramagentic MC's but I'll be damned if doesn't work perfectly with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. I can't stop singing it.

You got Diddy, Drake, Ye and this Dave Blunts character apparently or whoever? Toss them in some sewer mutagen and nigga, you got a stew goin'.

I’m pretty sure black men are disproportionately likely to be gay compared to other races.