Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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. Hes now just using it as a deflection without elaborating on what happened, what happened to the police report? Was it someone he knew that reported him like he himself said the CPS agent told him?
Thank you for putting this into words. I'm coming hot off the Rekieta drama with CPS and the Rekieta glazers were claiming it was some Internet A-log who called CPS. The reality was someone who knew Rekieta in real life, called because thats what normal people do.

Now if this was a random stranger trying to "get" H3H3 by going after his kids, then thats fucking disgusting obviously. But what I've been seeing is a lot of people and Ethan himself using the CPS call as a way to boost Ethan. Its gross, quite frankly. He's using his kids as a shield. But if I say that then I'M the gross one. But its so obvious. And everytime he brings it up it just brings more attention to it like the A-log wanted. Even DSP gets this concept.

Now I have no pony in this race. All three of them (H3H3, Hasan, Idubbz) just seem to be grandstanding LA faggots. I love watching them fight each other. But some of the people I watch just seem to be sidescucked. I was in a chat the other day and people were soying and chimping out because Hila was getting a little heated at the most cucked man on Youtube. Wow. Ethan Klein is the good guy? Bullshit. He's taking a war in Gaza and making it about him.
 
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Thank you for putting this into words. I'm coming hot off the Rekieta drama with CPS and the Rekieta glazers were claiming it was some Internet A-log who called CPS. The reality was someone who knew Rekieta called because thats what normal people do.

Now if this was a random stranger trying to "get" H3H3 by going after his kids, then thats fucking disgusting obviously. But what I've been seeing is a lot of people and Ethan himself using the CPS call as a way to boost Ethan. Its gross, quite frankly. He's using his kids as a shield. But if I say that then I'M the gross one. But its so obvious. And everytime he brings it up it just brings more attention to it like the A-log wanted. Even DSP gets this concept.

Now I have no pony in this race. All three of them (H3H3, Hasan, Idubbz) just seem to be grandstanding LA faggots. I love watching them fight each other. But some of the people I watch just seem to be sidescucked. I was in a chat the other day and people were soying and chimping out because Hila was getting a little heated at the most cucked man on Youtube. Wow. Ethan Klein is the good guy? Bullshit. He's taking a war in Gaza and making it about him.

I dont buy anything ethan says, even with this skull thing, you are telling me ethan got a package at his home addressed to him, brought it to the office without ever opening it and gave it to his crew to open. Idk rings a lot of alarm bells, like I may be rubbing my last two brain cells together here but this is some unit 8200 gayop, and the fact that they recently collabed with some dude whos really into skulls....

What if this guy sent them skulls as a gift, ethan knew this and said let me bring it into the office for his crew to "find" and the rest is history.

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btw this is the exact skull according to the sku number ethan showed in his IG stories

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0030589 sku on the tag
https://www.skullsunlimited.com/collections/humans/products/real-human-skull-wok-30589
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skull matches what ethan shows

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Pretty standard ecommerce website, should be able to get some info on who purchased the skull, im sure ethan will keep us updated.... totally not just going to bury it

With the whole cps/skull thing, go after the people who did it fine and I don't think anyone is going to defend the person being charged for it if they do find them, but to then use it as a deflection from all forms of criticism is pretty gross imo. Like I said this site we are on has been accused of the same ethan is accusing others of without any evidence, one person calls CPS does not mean everyone else is at fault.

Its like ethan saying he got CPS called and around the same time skulls sent to him but right after that he chooses to bring his kids on the livestream when they rarely ever show them online, like wtf is he doing.

Anyways not like ethan will ever admit that the CPS call was actually from someone legitimately concerned that he personally knows, or that the skulls were in fact sent by the guy he collabed with as a gift, he will 100% just continue to lie and use it in his favor.

Its honestly funny seeing people go oh poor ethan they are just attacking him because hes Israeli... LMAO HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN SANTA CRUZ...

Edit: Im doing more sleuthing and this makes no god-damn sense, if someone reshipped it why would they leave the tag on? So that means it was shipped direct from the company, but regulations require you to identify that humans remains are in the package, so there would have been a sticker indicating so, so ethan saw a sticker saying human remains or something to that effect and decided to just hand it off to the crew?

Also the website still shows the same exact real one of a kind (obv) human skull that ethan showed in his IG story is still in stock to purchase, the websites code also shows when it was listed and updated.

"published_at":"2025-04-15T10:41:28-05:00","created_at":"2025-01-30T10:46:06-06:00"

So the "created_at" tag cant be changed, it is generated when the listing is first made. "published_at" gets updated whenever changes are made to the listing

Listing for this item was first created: 30/January/2025

Listing last updated: 15/April/2025

Some of the other tags associated with the product: "30589","Adult","Badge--Natural Bone","Class:Mammalia","Existing Product","Family:Hominidae","First Time Published","Flow-11","Flow-45","Genus:Homo","Homo","Homo Sapien","Human","Inventory - Skulls Unlimited","KC Published","Mamalia","Mamals","Mammal","Modern Human","New Arrival","Newly Listed Products Alert","Omnivore","Omnivores","One-of-a-Kind","Order:Primates","Product-2025","Published Multiple Times","Published to Skulls","Real","Real Skull","Skull","Species:Sapiens","Standard Product","SUI - One of a Kind"

Interesting ones: "Existing Product" , "Published Multiple Times"

Did this cheap fucker really use this skull for his jewop and then return it for a refund lmaoooo
 
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Also, can Ethan stop being retarded about this?
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Why are we expecting a guy who had a video full of bad faith arguments about not to react in the same way?

These are people who see dog whistles everywhere and are you expecting us to believe that they didn’t look at a swastika on a sword and not realise how it could be interpreted?

Just get your popcorn and enjoy the fun. Ethan has declared a kosher jihad and I’m looking forward to him raising BreadTube to the ground and salting the earth it stood on.
 
Oh my god if that idiot Ethan actually bought the skull to fake it... it'll obviously be impossible for him to argue that wasn't the case....
He said he talked with FBI agents, as in, FBI was dispatched just to check a skull? Shouldn't it go through the police first? Did he call specifically the FBI and not the police?? And then the skull would be snatched by the cops under evidence and they don't give it back without forms, so that shit would not end up back in the site at all if his story was true...

So I would expect that it's just the site listing the sold item by mistake. If not... someone who wants to end this man's career can just buy it and expose him.
What if this guy sent them skulls as a gift, ethan knew this and said let me bring it into the office for his crew to "find" and the rest is history.
I would theorize:
  • They bought the skull for a merch colab
  • They felt it was too morbid
  • Alternatively, it arrived late
  • Ethan is now using that footage to forge a narrative
 
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Either way it is absolutely ethan's fault for continuing to drag his family into an online space against a completely deranged group of fanatics (pro palestine leftists). At some point take some responsibility for yourself and your family's wellbeing as a father.

I swear to god this nigga is so content brained that if someone in his family died he'd be on youtube the next day with a clickbait title "SOMETHING HAPPENED..." 45 minute jump cut edited video of him up on the main channel ticcing about how it's hasan's fault.

If he's pulling a "whatcha doing rabbi" shitck that would be hilarious admittedly, but you don't see someone like hasan goading groypers for a fucking full year online and then crying about them doing internet pranks in response. Log off nigga protect your wife and kids it's not worth the $3.50 RPM good god.
 
I’ll chime in on CPS without power levelling -
based on the timing of the visit and reports, I would sincerely doubt this was a result of a mandatory reporter and is more likely a result of an online pile on.

From what we know:
- baby Klein presented with diarrhea (as in Ethan and Hila took him to the doctor voluntarily) and parents were concerned about giardia
- from what we’ve seen of the children, there’s no sign of them being chronically exposed to neglected home conditions, malnourishment, and likely regularly attend health appointments
- this was the baby’s first exposure and isn’t a recurrent infection
- having a sick baby and a puppy would generally not meet a professional threshold to make a report
- Ethan and Hila likely explained or discussed how they would go on to mitigate risk of infection at home

Giardia is really common in young children especially in preschools and daycares as the kids are still learning handwashing habits.

I’d also say that some people have different thresholds for dog mess - multiple dogs, multiple kids, busy schedules, I can imagine there being a poop in one room and a poop in the back room. I know people that would describe that as “poop all over the house” but I have personally visited homes where every inch of a carpet is covered in dog shit.
 
Giardia is really common in young children especially in preschools and daycares as the kids are still learning handwashing habits.
I was going to say this, Denims (btw literally who? I just found out about this Hasan dickrider because of this drama) was speaking about it like it's some kind of rare tropical disease parasite, meanwhile you get pools closed due to it (in 1st world countries even)
 
I’d also say that some people have different thresholds for dog mess - multiple dogs, multiple kids, busy schedules, I can imagine there being a poop in one room and a poop in the back room. I know people that would describe that as “poop all over the house” but I have personally visited homes where every inch of a carpet is covered in dog shit.
People who never have to deal with the bottom ten percent of society are never ready for how bad it can really get. Then they don't understand why authorities don't take their overblown scandalized reports seriously.
 
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He said he talked with FBI agents, as in, FBI was dispatched just to check a skull? Shouldn't it go through the police first? Did he call specifically the FBI and not the police?? And then the skull would be snatched by the cops under evidence and they don't give it back without forms, so that shit would not end up back in the site at all if his story was true...
I'm not fully up to speed on American law enforcement nuance, but wouldn't this very swiftly become FBI's problem since they handle cybercrime and federal crime, and postal in some cases?
If it's not some 2IQ gayop, I'd assume that someone used stolen or otherwise anonymous payment details alongside Tor, and got it shipped directly. Not sure what the protocol for hogging the skull as evidence would be, though.
 
I want to clarify, the skull ethan showed in is IG story was 100% the same skull in that listing.


IG post
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From the website

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It is a match,

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I would like to add what the packaging looks like from this company...
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So either the skull was repackaged before it was sent to ethan, or it had SKULLS written all over the box with a packaging list on it, if it was repackaged WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE THE TAG ON SO IT COULD BE TRACED BACK TO THEM...

I'm not sure why the listing was taken down, the link to that listing has been shared in quite a few different places online now it could be due to harassment, or maybe someone bought it. I have no idea but there are A LOT of unanswered questions and a lot of red flags about this story.

Surely Ethan will keep us updated on this and not just keep it all very vague, should be easy to find out who purchased it right? Surely he won't continue to use it to attack people who have no involvement as some kind of shield against criticism.
 
Ethan claims they'll talk about the incident today.
He also claims that they never found out who sent it because it was a super hacker that hid all info.

So it was a super hacker who either paid $1100 or managed to fake the payment information on top of that, and the FBI couldn't figure it out.

You wanna know what's particularly sus? The "haha, dewds, let's focus on the CPS stuff, that's waaaay more fucked up than the skulls". Sounds like a liar's escapism.
 

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Snarker on reddit claiming to have called the skull merchant and being told that the skull is still available for sale despite it being delisted....

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Either way it is absolutely ethan's fault for continuing to drag his family into an online space against a completely deranged group of fanatics (pro palestine leftists). At some point take some responsibility for yourself and your family's wellbeing as a father.
yeah but hows he supposed to monetize the outrage from his family being targeted without his family being targeted?
 
Believing anything from the snarker is stupid as fuck.
Turns out h3 Podcast is claiming that they gave back the skull to the merchant, so the thing with the skull being resold might actually be true.

Summary so far:
  • they claimed that the person managed to order the skulls without paying for anything
  • it was said that the person who ordered identified himself as Ethan Klein
  • they gave it back because the skull shop wanted them back, they didn't give it to police/FBI as evidence for some reason
 
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