Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Daisy 1664 said:
I am Alex’s mom and can confirm that this is not my son posting. I truly apologize for any discord my son has caused as he truly just wants to “fit in” any way he can. We had spoken with our son weeks before once Alex had finally realized what serious trouble he was in and was finally asking for help on how to rectify this crucial situation he had gotten himself into. Once we were brought up to speed, we demanded that Alex shut down all of his social media and give serious thought to those who have been truly hurt by his actions and how poorly he is being reflected by everyone. I had no plans of commenting on this forum, but now I feel it is warranted. Alex was coerced by a fellow member named “Bargain Bin Laden” to hand over his account to prevent Alex from impulsively participating on this site again and put trust in “his friend” to ensure his account would never be accessed again. 🥺. I truly want to thank those of you who commented to Alex providing the reality of what he was up against, especially your brutal honesty giving him the chance to “bow out” before he found himself at a point of “no return”, but unfortunately he did not “heed” to your words. Sigh! I will always be forever grateful to you. 🥰
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How do we know you're his mom.
 
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Daisy 1664 said:
I am Alex’s mom and can confirm that this is not my son posting. I truly apologize for any discord my son has caused as he truly just wants to “fit in” any way he can. We had spoken with our son weeks before once Alex had finally realized what serious trouble he was in and was finally asking for help on how to rectify this crucial situation he had gotten himself into. Once we were brought up to speed, we demanded that Alex shut down all of his social media and give serious thought to those who have been truly hurt by his actions and how poorly he is being reflected by everyone. I had no plans of commenting on this forum, but now I feel it is warranted. Alex was coerced by a fellow member named “Bargain Bin Laden” to hand over his account to prevent Alex from impulsively participating on this site again and put trust in “his friend” to ensure his account would never be accessed again. 🥺. I truly want to thank those of you who commented to Alex providing the reality of what he was up against, especially your brutal honesty giving him the chance to “bow out” before he found himself at a point of “no return”, but unfortunately he did not “heed” to your words. Sigh! I will always be forever grateful to you. 🥰
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THIS IS NOT MY MOM! I WOULD NEVER GIVE MY ACCOUNT TO ANY KIWI FARMS SCUM!!!!
 
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It's time to confess...
I was Alex's mom the whole time.
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what does your mom look like? maybe i can be your step dad. then you'd have to do all the chores since I'm lazy and just in it for an older woman to take care of me.
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MY MOMS APEARANCE DOES NOT CONCERN YOU YOU DISHUSTING CREEP!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD ALL OF YOU BETTER STOP BEING MEAN TO ME WHEN WE ANNEX THE UNITED STATES YOU WILL ALL BE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME I DONT CARE IF YOU NEVER POSTED IN MY THREAD
 
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Alex Hogendorp said:
I SWEAR TO GOD ALL OF YOU BETTER STOP BEING MEAN TO ME WHEN WE ANNEX THE UNITED STATES YOU WILL ALL BE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME I DONT CARE IF YOU NEVER POSTED IN MY THREAD
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Nigger, you told us that you want to fuck your sister. You're either the biggest retard or a despite attention whore. Either option dosen't make you look good.
 
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Daisy 1664 said:
I am Alex’s mom and can confirm that this is not my son posting. I truly apologize for any discord my son has caused as he truly just wants to “fit in” any way he can. We had spoken with our son weeks before once Alex had finally realized what serious trouble he was in and was finally asking for help on how to rectify this crucial situation he had gotten himself into. Once we were brought up to speed, we demanded that Alex shut down all of his social media and give serious thought to those who have been truly hurt by his actions and how poorly he is being reflected by everyone. I had no plans of commenting on this forum, but now I feel it is warranted. Alex was coerced by a fellow member named “Bargain Bin Laden” to hand over his account to prevent Alex from impulsively participating on this site again and put trust in “his friend” to ensure his account would never be accessed again. 🥺. I truly want to thank those of you who commented to Alex providing the reality of what he was up against, especially your brutal honesty giving him the chance to “bow out” before he found himself at a point of “no return”, but unfortunately he did not “heed” to your words. Sigh! I will always be forever grateful to you. 🥰
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Well, I have my suspicions. Can you post an image of you and Alex with a paper with "HELLO KIWIFARMS, THIS IS ALEX'S MUM" and today's date written on it in the YY/MM/DD format? I'd want to make sure that you aren't some impersonator or anything along those lines.
 
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Alex Hogendorp said:
THIS IS NOT MY MOM! I WOULD NEVER GIVE MY ACCOUNT TO ANY KIWI FARMS SCUM!!!!
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I am not sure who you really are, but the escapades of pretending to be my son are over. What do you think you are going to accomplish by pretending to be him. If you looking to hurt my son and those who truly love him, it won’t work. Why do you feel the need to disguise yourself as him? Stand up and be accountable for who you are! Have you not learned anything? Pretending to be someone else is cowardice. If you are proud of who you are. Be yourself.
 
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