Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[KingOfWendigos]

Keep up the guard work guys on Colton lochmann. I'm done with his bullshit

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

BOO!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I know how blowblacks is kinda the "I'm a stupid faggot and heres embarrassing shit about me please don't laugh at me" meme, but colton is kinda similar, except a mix of rage and incompetence outs him as being a lolcow to everyone. Is kinda funny, because despite his attempts, he actually spreads word of his lolcowdom at every turn.

Its great. I mean why ELSE would someone hate a cute little kiwi bird, especially with no context?

 

[The Un-Clit]

I know how blowblacks is kinda the "I'm a stupid faggot and heres embarrassing shit about me please don't laugh at me" meme, but colton is kinda similar, except a mix of rage and incompetence outs him as being a lolcow to everyone. Is kinda funny, because despite his attempts, he actually spreads word of his lolcowdom at every turn.

Its great. I mean why ELSE would someone hate a cute little kiwi bird, especially with no context?

Right?? You can't hate kiwi birds unless you are an absolute soulless scumbag. They got done so dirty by Mother Nature I'm amazed they aren't extinct.

Not only are they a tiny, flightless bird in the Ratite family (ostriches, Rheas, Cassowaries etc.) without any of the advantages the other ratites have like powerful kicking legs, speed etc. but they lay eggs damn near as big as those of the other ratites, eggs so goddamn big they rearrange their own guts to be able to fit them.

The final egg they have to push out through their absolutely RUINED cloacas is 1/3 their own body size. That's like a human woman giving birth to a 50lb baby ffs!

You cannot help but pity them, not hate them. Fuck you Colton you heartless bastard.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton is spending his Easter alone to stare at people who are living happier lives than he is.
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[PositiveMonk]

When we were still on speaking terms, Lochmann's favorite thing to say was "Da Bat is always right".

Also, Happy Good Friday. Christ is King!

Didn't get a chance to post this from the other day. He went on a full rant over this post

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Da Bat IS ALWAYS RIGHTS and you know it!!

Also christ is not king and never was. Christ never existed, it's all fairytale nonsence bullshit. Glad I'm not suckered into that brainwashing so deeply into it where you can't pull your head out of your own fat ass.

Also...there is nothin good bout a friday or any other day. It's simply just another mediocre day of blah.All you are further proving is how ALL CHRISTIANS are huge fucking hypocrites and bad people. They do not practice being good people of what they preach. It's all a facade.

Religion is not about being a good person. It has always been about brainwashing people to reprogram your way of thinking so you no longer think for yourself, you let others think for you. You don't need a fairy tale book worth of fiction to have good morals.

Religion (christianity) has always been a cult and about control. Where as satanists believe in you thinking for yourself and that you are your own god and master and you shall bow to nobody and to hail thyself. Satanists believe in satan as a metaphor and not an actual being.

Satanists use satan as a symbol of free will and defiance to be a sheep. We believe in free will and bodily automony, while sky daddy cultists want their women to stay home n pop out a million children to indoctrinate and abuse to brainwash into their religion n be good lil... Obediant housewives. The mormons are pretty wild too and wear weird full body underwear and do other bizzare things. You never wanna get mixed up with those people. Avoid em the your life depends on it...so it does (Grame Kelly reference lol).

Also christ is not king and never was.

True, christ is not king, whoever that is. Spellcheck is free nigger, you can afford it even on welfare.

Also...there is nothin good bout a friday or any other day. It's simply just another mediocre day of blah.

Why bother continuing to live if you feel that way? Sounds pretty miserable. What's the point in waking up each day if each day is mediocre and blah?

Religion is not about being a good person. It has always been about brainwashing people to reprogram your way of thinking so you no longer think for yourself

Religion (christianity) has always been a cult and about control.

Nigger you know you're trans right? You were memed into cutting off your cock and taking medication for the rest of your life. I don't think you really want to focus on Christians being brainwashed into a cult.

We believe in free will and bodily automony, while sky daddy cultists want their women to stay home n pop out a million children to indoctrinate and abuse to brainwash into their religion n be good lil... Obediant housewives.

I thought you believe women are just sex objects meant to be used. You've reposted that same image about women in the military being used for that purpose about 3 times. I don't think that's bodily autonomy.

 

[Detective Carey]

Anytime I read through A Man Duh's ramblings, I Immediately think:

 

[Xev]

So back in reality, 'Da Bat' is a miserable, fat, lonely retarded man who will never even have a single friend much less a girlfriend.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton finally took a photo without using an AI filter or Halloween makeup and he looks just as fat as you'd imagine.
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Spoiler: Gluttony

"I AM NOT A FAT, BALDING MEXICAN!!!!"

 

[KingOfWendigos]

He's bitching like a dick he is

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

His soulless AGP eunuch stare is far more terrifying than that bunny mask he posed with.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Damn! That is 100% a man wearing lady's glasses.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Colton finally took a photo without using an AI filter or Halloween makeup and he looks just as fat as you'd imagine.

The other funny thing about his concert pictures is that he's seething about the Kiwi Farms in 2 of his tweets. Oh, he even mentions talking to the band member about the forums

Dusty is right that I should screw the haters n be happy doin my own thing.

Classic Coltroon, definitely something a woman would say:

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It's a true an honest fact that are sex objects and are meant to be used. Plus tend to objectify guys too. It works both ways

I know it's repetitive, but I can't help find it funny that he's constantly seething to everyone.

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[LobsterBoy669]

"Being happy n trans?"

You stupid fat nigger Colton, you literally just said that every day is "mediocre" and "blah." Those are not the words of a happy person, those are the words of a guy who's one particularly bad day away from joining the 41%.

Then again, I could also say that about how endlessly obsessed you are about this thread, but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Gef up stanf up,
Stanf up for your righfs...

 

[Xev]

I wonder how long he will be able to pull off the 'I'm just a persecuted tranny' sob story in order to get free shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

That double chin stands out like the bulge of fat that it is and it gives you a serious case of FrogFace, Colton.

Time to cut out the Double Blizzard and triple cheeseburger snacks between mealtimes, pudge!

 

[KingOfWendigos]

I wonder how long he will be able to pull off the 'I'm just a persecuted tranny' sob story in order to get free shit.

He's pulled that shit nonstop

 

[PositiveMonk]

Colton is trying to phonebook @KingOfWendigos again. I stand by the fact that I'm not his personal army still, so links and archives to document this behavior but not hosting directly on the site. I also still stand by the fact that Colton is a faggot, if anyone was wondering.
Phonebook Tweet 1 (A)
Phonebook Tweet 2 (A)
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We then get to the main seething event of the night:

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I find it hilarious that the fat guy who made me a victim of Kiwifarms wants nothin to do with me and doesn't want contact with me and yet I live in his head rent free and he constantly daily wants to be in my life still by stalking my online/irl activity n mockin me for being

He is just throwing a bitch fit cuz he is a christian hypocrite who is not a good person at all like how satanists are the good guys. Blob is not a good person at all like I am. It's none your business what I do and Idc if you hate I'm a satanist...it's not gonna change at all.

There has never been a such thing as an "good christian" and there never will be. Turns out woke people and democrats were the good ones in disguise all this time but the masks are off on both sides and now we know who the true evils are. Fuck the fasicts and republicains n rich

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If so many people online hate me for being transgender....I don't get while they don't just ignore me instead of tryin to get all up in my personal life and try to make indirect contact with me. I am nothin like how they want to compare me to @CPU_CWCSonichu . Fuck off with yous

I find it hilarious that the fat guy who made me a victim of Kiwifarms wants nothin to do with me and doesn't want contact with me and yet I live in his head rent free and he constantly daily wants to be in my life still by stalking my online/irl activity n mockin me for being

@Assistant Manajerk is not one of the users who frequently archives your activities. He comes here to shitpost about how much of a retard you are and is often more kind to you than you deserve. You could, make this argument about me, but I can assure you that you do not live in my head rent free. When I log out off of this website I do not think about you unless I see some sort of ogre or troll in a piece of media, or if I watch the goonies and see Sloth. There's a reference you'll like.

Blob is not a good person at all like I am.

>not a good person at all like I am.
>good person at all like I am.
I'd just like to remind you that your tweets before this constitute harassment on the platform that they're being posted on. You are knowingly choosing to harass another person while talking about how good a person you are. You also regularly brag about how you're not a good person, so I'm not sure why you think this is the argument to make.

for being

If so many people online hate me for being transgender.

You aren't funny because you're a tranny. You're funny because you're a seething retard who is incapable of any self reflection or accountability and are willing to slap fight eternally while shouting that you're not a man. If the primary focus of this thread was you being an AGP tranny, this thread would be in the Stinkditch, not ITG. Oh you're also funny because you're a fat balding Mexican man named Colton, almost forgot that.

 

[Detective Carey]

I don't hate the guy, I think he's fucking hilarious. I do think it was rather mean spirited of him to try and out the Admiral though, he seems like a decent fellow. Why do troons always default to these kind of shenanigans? You fucking try to be a bro and be cool with them even if they're smelly weird and fucked in the head, then they invariably snake you, then try and turn around and make you look like the snake!