"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[mentally retarded user]

Apparently the pope's died.
Im sure I read somewhere that he was doing well earlier today.

Antipope btw.

 

[Bruce Springspring]

A brutal breakdown of bri’ish adverts demoralization propaganda. It’s a longer runtime than most feature films but far more entertaining.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Am i being a schizoid retard, where is the warrant canary?
I havent checked the bottom of the page in years so i dont know if its use was discontinued OR if the new forum theme update borked the canary aswell.
searched this thread from past few months and there wasnt any mention of this.

WHERE IS DE PIRD YOU CALL DE CANARY OF WAR-ANTS?
IS DE TRAINS TRIBE LED BY DRUG LORD MUKABE KEFFALS AND "DONG LONG GON" BEHIND DESE WHITE DEVIL MAGIC ACTS?

 

[Jomi]

Serfs has always appeared barely human to me, there seems to be no intelligence behind those eyes. I also hate his fat rubbery lips. Yes punchable indeed.

 

[mold]

Why are you pretending you aren't Slatz??

lidl drip is obviously not turkish come on

 

[Berrakh]

Apparently the pope's died.
Im sure I read somewhere that he was doing well earlier today.

Tradcaths will be posting that African Cardinal as their ideal pick for the next Pope (he says based things).

 

[Drama Fan]

The City of London police have a new program to prevent phone theft: tagging blue circles on the ground where allowed thieves successfully snagged a phone. In one fell swoop, this simultaneously both dabs on whoever's phone got stolen and reminds you that the police are useless in stopping everyday crimes like theft.
I saw this tweet and originally thought that there was no way this was real.

https://x.com/ArchieHall/status/1913902459665240325

However it is a 100% real police initiative to encourage people to look out for phone thieves. (Not that anyone knows what phone thieves might look like though because that would be racist if it were anything but a white British man). Published April 2nd, 2025.

Historic City of London streets have been marked to warn the public about the rising scourge of phone snatching. Innovation that reflects a new three-year Policing Plan to tackle crime.

The City of London Police have tagged streets where real phone snatches have taken place to hammer home the message for residents and workers to look up and look out for phone snatchers. The force has worked in partnership with the City of London Corporation to introduce an iconic blue circular paint design on pavements across the Square Mile where phones have been snatched by criminals.

 

[Jomi]

Phone thieves could be here, he thought.

 

[geckogoy]

If Cardinal Robert Sarah is elected I expect everyone here to stop saying the n word because that man will dunk on the troons like no tomorrow.

btw has the 'omg based black man!!' thing worked even once

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

btw has the 'omg based black man!!' thing worked even once

Justice Clarence Thomas

 

[Not Really Here]

I watched a stream archive where Josh mentioned the movie "Everything Everywhere All at Once".

He should be forced to watch it on stream, with double the recommended dose of allergy medication.

That's the only possible event that 'film' could ever be watchable.........for us, not him.

 

[Mr.F.]

Has Joshua Moon's hamster radicalization gone too far?

 

[Jotch]

He should be forced to watch it on stream, with double the recommended dose of allergy medication.

That's the only possible event that 'film' could ever be watchable.........for us, not him.

You see we all came from the same stars after the big bang and are all on the one journey of humankind through the cosmos.

Therefore there is no reason you should have any problem with me being a faggot, mom.

 

[Not Really Here]

You see we all came from the same stars after the big bang and are all on the one journey of humankind through the cosmos.

Therefore there is no reason you should have any problem with me being a faggot, mom.

He wouldn't make it that far, the gross shit they have to do would make Null nope out.

 

[Justice Tony]

btw has the 'omg based black man!!' thing worked even once

No but I am the Church's strongest soldier so it's my duty.

 

[DootSkeleton]

Phone thieves could be here, he thought.

"I've never walked down this street before. There could be phone thieves anywhere." The smooth phone case felt good against his calloused hands. "I HATE PHONE THIEVES" he thought. Sweet Dreams Are Made of These reverberated throughout his earbuds, making them vibrate even as the £3 pint circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of phone thieves on the street. "With a phone, you can call anyone you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[I'm a Silly]

So I was thinking about this like a week or two ago while listening to that Friday's MATI. I just finally sat down and made them. I thought I should do two versions, I think I like the slobbermutt one more, but either way. They're nothing special. I imagine this meme has to have been done before, because it seems like it is too obvious not to.

I have a blank one of each, and one with what the thing that I thought of when I decided I wanted to make them. But I'm sure people could pretty easily think of a thousand different things to use it for.

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Spoiler: the blank ones, and the other version

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looking at it. It might be worth doing again, but with white font to see if that sticks out a bit more. You really wanna emphasize, that Liz Fung Jones was credibly accused of rape, and called it a consent accident.

I was doing these idly a while back -- should we combine our forces?

 

[Not Really Here]

If you're still tweeking: Prepare a formal statement denouncing Reddit, Cloud Flare, and Stripe, for actions Kiwi Farms as a community condemn as extreme.

That way you have a bomb to throw next drama peak.

If you wrote it, consider adding a section about how anti-Semitic it is, to send human skulls to Joooooooooosss.
Edit: Yes stalker child, it is yooo who are the baddies.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Am i being a schizoid retard, where is the warrant canary?

Good question. I was wondering this as well.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/transparency-report-warrant-canary-discussion.99905/
Nothing's been posted in this thread in years.

The last word on it, in 2023, was:

there's no contact i've received i've not posted about.

I don't see the warrant canary anywhere, though.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I was doing these idly a while back -- should we combine our forces?
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Nice. Yeah, I figured someone had to have thought of it already. I'm kind of hoping people should be able to take them. And put whatever random thing kiwifarms has on it. That people might want forgotten. Or that people find funny (like Ethan Ralph doing revenge porn, whatever rekeita thing, all the humiliating keffals stuff, or just stuff from the past like the jace stuff)

What could be perfect. Is taking that and replacing the bottom part of the meme with it. Then leaving the top blank for people to put whatever up there. Or obviously a remade better version of the ones I did. I might mess around with it tonight. And see if I can get something that works. I'm definitely not an image manipulation expert, so there is only so much I can do myself.