Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Gravemind]

BBL socking with a compromised account and pulling a retarded gayop that everyone fell for would be the most hilarious outcome here, honestly.
Aggravating for Null, sure, but hilarious.

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

What the fuck lmao

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>It wasn't a fucking larp.
>BBL has his account
WHAT THE FUCK, NIGGA!

Hog probably gave him his account of his own volition due to him being a fan of BBL

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Holy shit.

 

[Xev]

You were a pretty good Alex just a bit on the nose early on. You improved though.

 

[Laburnum]

Somehow this will all have been a play to win @We Are The Witches love.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Somehow this will all have been a play to win @We Are The Witches love.

I did all of this to impress him.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Uh oh. Mom found the Kiwifarms thread!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I spent weeks pretending to be Alex's friend on DA so he would give me his password. Alex, if you're reading this, you're a fucking retard and you should have listened to your parents.

That's unpossible! Alex's mom said he got off all social media and is trying to put all this behind him. He wouldn't lie to his mom, would he?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Now that I've had my fun, if you guys want, I can give Alex back his account.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I spent weeks pretending to be Alex's friend on DA so he would give me his password. Alex, if you're reading this, you're a fucking retard and you should have listened to your parents.

Was the password anything interesting? Something like “iL0V34rML3ssB0ys”

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Now that I've had my fun, if you guys want, I can give Alex back his account.

You should, BBL. This was a good run

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Damn, I wish my mom was a kiwifarmer.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I spent weeks pretending to be Alex's friend on DA so he would give me his password. Alex, if you're reading this, you're a fucking retard and you should have listened to your parents.

GOD SPEEDS, YOU BASED SON OF A BITCH!

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

Wtf is even going on at this point…

 

[Nome]

Very funny. Very hilarious. Incredible acting. 9/10, I removed a point because I don't appreciate the fact you baited me into thinking this was actually Alex

 

[Red flaming panda]

Now that I've had my fun, if you guys want, I can give Alex back his account.

No, keep it. I'm sure it pisses him off that he can't get onto his account.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

i just love being proven right again and again

 

[Xev]

Wtf is even going on at this point…

Ma Hog showed up simping for her son trying to convince us he's not as disturbed as we know he is. She's in denial.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Danm, i felt it too.
That was a good impression btw.