Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 105 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.9%

  • Total voters
    416
I'm a big fan of Crackieta's cope that the sermon Brother Melin gave the Sunday after their arrest (I believe) was not related to him at all because it would have been "written weeks in advance."

Yeah Nick, it's not like being a decent writer and public speaker is one of the requirements for being a religious leader. It is totally impossible for a pastor or priest to:
  • scrap a sermon and replace it on short notice
  • amend a pre-written sermon to reflect recent events
  • change it the day of and speak completely from the heart without preparation
There's absolutely no way! Sneed.
 
I'm a big fan of Crackieta's cope that the sermon Brother Melin gave the Sunday after their arrest (I believe) was not related to him at all because it would have been "written weeks in advance."

Yeah Nick, it's not like being a decent writer and public speaker is one of the requirements for being a religious leader. It is totally impossible for a pastor or priest to:
  • scrap a sermon and replace it on short notice
  • amend a pre-written sermon to reflect recent events
  • change it the day of and speak completely from the heart without preparation
There's absolutely no way! Sneed.
Another way to look at it is the pastor knew right away because Nick is a junkie faggot and spent weeks preparing to tell him semi publicly to knock his shit out.
 
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A few points on this:

- He appears to be telling the truth. Today is a make up day for missed classes despite regular classes being cancelled for Easter Monday. I assume one or more of his daughters attended and needs to be picked up.

- This has been known for at least 3 days based on the studio's postings, yet no Rekieta parent noticed.

- The age old question, what does Kayla do?
 
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I swear his wife could have a black baby and he'd just believe her when she denies cheating. Im almost jealous how Nick managed such zealous followers.
I, too, envy the dangerously retarded people who see a gay man abusing his children and say 'Yes! More of this, please!'
 
He appears to be telling the truth. Today is a make up day for missed classes despite regular classes being cancelled for Easter Monday. I assume one or more of his daughters attended and needs to be picked up.
Oh please, let's not...

This has been known for at least 3 days based on the studio's postings, yet no Rekieta parent noticed.
...okay, that's better.

Look, it's not just a joke. It really is the truth. The amount of times this man bitches about having to drive his kids around, or uses it as an excuse for his own failings, is absolutely fucking ridiculous. We all know it. He even uses it on cops and judges.

Have you been to Anisa Johma and her husband's thread? They use SSRIs instead of coke and don't have kids, but the husband is definitely a cuck.
I am aware. But they seem to function together on a livestream and, like you say, they don't have kids.

I stand by what I said. The Rekieta's still have a more fucked up marriage.
 
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