Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[LeBeautifulWemyn]

Instead of working on the game, imma make some cringey white guy raps.

Anybody know the lucky bastard who has enough patience to sit through Eva's streams and record all this shit?

 

[Snacker]

Anybody know the lucky bastard who has enough patience to sit through Eva's streams and record all this shit?

With all the fake accounts Eva has made in the past to promote his shit it would not surprise me if it was him.

 

[babychan]

With all the fake accounts Eva has made in the past to promote his shit it would not surprise me if it was him.

Lmao swear I was just thinking the same, he also comments on almost every video

 

[LucasSomething]

Regarding the chan,kun,san talk, this reminds me that during the whole Osana thing Senpai doesn't use honorifics. He watches her choke to death and says "Osana", not "Osana-chan" or anything. But in one of the previous videos Alex shows a possible ending and Kokona refers to the protagonist as "Yan-chan".

Is this pointless sperging? Maybe. But it's still a dumb inconsistency. If you gonna make a weeb game at least weeb it right, go full Persona and have everyone use honorifics.

 

[vertexwindi]

It's no more pointless sperging than what Eva does on a regular basis...

 

[shatmasher]

From the rap video

Edit: just fished this from the reddit, is this a cleverly disguised troll to make people come here and find out about Eva? I have a hard time believing this is a real person.

 

[IngusNSFW]

From the rap video
View attachment 192163

Is he embracing that he is a lying cunt now and just planning not to work on the game and act like everything's cool? Well, you've seen and heard it from him.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

https://reddit.com/r/yandere_simula...t_a_little_rant_idk_if_its_against_the_rules/

Well, look what we have here.

 

[it's gonna be daijoubu]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...orgetted_things_will_we_ever_know_more_about/

Eva and his weird ass spoilers again... And 50 over conversations? Honestly it wouldn't be too bad of an idea, but the hype will die after like a week and players won't have incentive to listen in on their conversations anymore. On top of that, isn't this already pushing the player to do a non-lethal pacifist route?¿ "If the player interrupts their conversation topics with something that might cause the Basu sisters to notice, then you cant unlock the last conversation about their back story anymore!?!??" There are so many other ways this could be executed, like maybe instead of talking about useless rot 50 times, every 5th or 10th conversation will reveal a bit more about themselves? But no, Eva wants to push it all to the back.

For someone who wants to keep his hype, he sure doesn't know how to play his cards right strategically.

 

[babychan]

https://reddit.com/r/yandere_simula...t_a_little_rant_idk_if_its_against_the_rules/

Well, look what we have here.

so much :autism:

 

[TsumTsum]

Regarding the chan,kun,san talk, this reminds me that during the whole Osana thing Senpai doesn't use honorifics. He watches her choke to death and says "Osana", not "Osana-chan" or anything. But in one of the previous videos Alex shows a possible ending and Kokona refers to the protagonist as "Yan-chan".

Is this pointless sperging? Maybe. But it's still a dumb inconsistency. If you gonna make a weeb game at least weeb it right, go full Persona and have everyone use honorifics.

Not to defend Alex, who knows if he really meant to do this but, you don't use honorifics for close friends. What is weird is that Osana calls her best friend Senpai instead of by his name. Or than anyone in the game calls him Senpai because everyone is in the same grade or older than he is.

 

[Keystone]

From the rap video
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Is there anything he can't do?

Get a girlfriend, get a job, get laid, get his own house, get his own tendies, get his own meme game assets.

Just a few off the top of my head.

 

[FataBataRang]

What is weird is that Osana calls her best friend Senpai instead of by his name. Or than anyone in the game calls him Senpai because everyone is in the same grade or older than he is.

That is because Eva is as creative as a sack of bricks. He even named a girl "Mai Waifu" for crying out loud.

 

[babychan]

Not to defend Alex, who knows if he really meant to do this but, you don't use honorifics for close friends. What is weird is that Osana calls her best friend Senpai instead of by his name. Or than anyone in the game calls him Senpai because everyone is in the same grade or older than he is.

If you accept that 99% of what Yandev does, he does for hype, you will get an answer to all those questions.

 

[FataBataRang]

If you accept that 99% of what Yandev does, he does for autism, you will get an answer to all those questions.

FTFY

 

[RK 672]

Get a girlfriend, get a job, get laid, get his own house, get his own tendies, get his own meme game assets.

Just a few off the top of my head.

He can get laid. Just has to pay for it.

 

[Keystone]

He can get laid. Just has to pay for it.

But only if they agree to gargle his feral, unseemly penis that hasn't been washed or trimmed in months.

*slurp*

 

[LucasSomething]

He can get laid. Just has to pay for it.

Impossible, remember when you posted here that Alex hates sluts? If a woman was touched before by another man, that means she is tainted and impure.

Alex's been waiting his entire life for his virgin pink haired busty asian schoolgirl, and he will keep waiting until he dies.

 

[RK 672]

Impossible, remember when you posted here that Alex hates sluts? If a woman was touched before by another man, that means she is tainted and impure.

Alex's been waiting his entire life for his virgin pink haired busty asian schoolgirl, and he will keep waiting until he dies.

He's changed his views on casual sex since then as his prostitute post was five years later. Probably still holds the views in the above post when it comes to being in a relationship.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Is... Is this real life?