Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dr. Ricearoni]

that's so fucking gay dude. i hate when people lie about doing shit like they're really about it.

I have bad news, that's literally everything Jason does.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

I have bad news, that's literally everything Jason does.

yeah, i figured as much when he went after Ross The Boss. i feel like i've got something at stake when he talks about having an animal rescue when he's got like four ferrets (the most FTM ass tranny "i love animals" animal.)

 

[Roachbound]

that's so fucking gay dude. i hate when people lie about doing shit like they're really about it.

he keeps them in these tiny cages(nicknamed "ferretschwitz") for a majority of the time(i literally screencapped this from his ferret rescue livestream on twitch), only letting them play out in the open sometimes. I feel like this is some form of animal cruelty




Compare that to the other ferret livestream on twitch, and his certainly looks worse

 

[ScurvyRat]

he keeps them in these tiny cages(nicknamed "ferretschwitz") for a majority of the time(i literally screencapped this from his ferret rescue livestream on twitch), only letting them play out in the open sometimes. I feel like this is some form of animal cruelty

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Jesus Christ look at all the shit on the floor next to that litterbox
That is truly heinous. I'm not a fan of ferrets by any means, they're disgusting creatures. But that's just... inhumane

 

[Sumishisunshkne]

I'll be here laughing when Silksong releases before Jason's game gets out of early access and YandereSim finishes development

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

he keeps them in these tiny cages(nicknamed "ferretschwitz") for a majority of the time, only letting them play out in the open sometimes. I feel like this is some form of animal cruelty

i'll admit that i recognize those cages; they're well built and not cheap. it looks like the ferrets get two levels to their cages which is why you only see one water bottle per level. that's not bad at all for the critters but that nickname is pretty fucking grim. i don't like or want to make jokes if and when something like one of my possums pass. you need the department of national resources to come in and approve the room you want to have have a wildlife rehab set up with. is that nursery the entire setup? if so that is not a 60 ferret facility.

 

[QueenMegan]

Don't forget that he put $10k towards Simpleflips' Mario 64 romhack competition. Dude is literally paying for clout. No wonder he's running out of money.

 

[Roachbound]

i'll admit that i recognize those cages; they're well built and not cheap. it looks like the ferrets get two levels to their cages which is why you only see one water bottle per level. that's not bad at all for the critters but that nickname is pretty fucking grim. i don't like or want to make jokes if and when something like one of my possums pass. you need the department of national resources to come in and approve the room you want to have have a wildlife rehab set up with. is that nursery the entire setup? if so that is not a 60 ferret facility.

That nursery(the third picture of my last post) is for a different ferret rescue in England, it only houses 10 ferrets total.

This is mald's nursery for ~50 ferrets

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

That nursery(the third picture of my last post) is for a different ferret rescue in England, it only houses 10 ferrets total.

This is mald's nursery for ~50 ferrets

does he just keep the ferrets? the idea is to release injured critters back into the wilderness where they may have otherwise died without your care. if you're not releasing you aren't running a sanctuary; you've got a menagerie and/or you're selling them as pets.

edit: no way that is the whole 50 ferret nursery
edit2: that's my point my train wrecking paisano it AINT REAL

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

he keeps them in these tiny cages(nicknamed "ferretschwitz") for a majority of the time(i literally screencapped this from his ferret rescue livestream on twitch), only letting them play out in the open sometimes. I feel like this is some form of animal cruelty

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Compare that to the other ferret livestream on twitch, and his certainly looks worse
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Good old Furschwitz.
he lost at least one to overheating when they dragged something into their tunnel and blocked their exit.

does he just keep the ferrets? the idea is to release injured critters back into the wilderness where they may have otherwise died without your care. if you're not releasing you aren't running a sanctuary; you've got a menagerie and/or you're selling them as pets.

edit: no way that is the whole 50 ferret nursery

You can't release a ferret back into the wild. This is his DSP menagerie. His goal is to keep them till they have "happy comfy ends"

 

[The sticky sock]

what the fuck is this guy paying 15 people for? does he have 15 prostitutes that fluff him between streams or something?

Start taking notes boss, once those cheques come in who knows what's in store.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

does he just keep the ferrets? the idea is to release injured critters back into the wilderness where they may have otherwise died without your care. if you're not releasing you aren't running a sanctuary; you've got a menagerie and/or you're selling them as pets.

edit: no way that is the whole 50 ferret nursery
edit2: that's my point my train wrecking paisano it AINT REAL

Would it help to understand things if I told you his fursona is a ferret

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Would it help to understand things if I told you his fursona is a ferret

no, it wouldn't. he's cumming on the ferrets.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The madman actually did it...

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... he actually moved it to May.

Y'know he keeps alluding to this ARG, but so far I've seen no actual evidence of there being one whatsoever. What's that all about?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

ok hold the fuck up. i didn't know he was talking some bullshit about an animal sanctuary, someone spoonfeed pls. i help with an actual real wildlife rehab with family. if he's saying he streams world of fucking warcraft, is making a game, wants to talk shit about ross fucking scott but also also has time to run an animal sanctuary with 60+ critters this faggot is fucking lying. that many critters takes up your whole day. no fucking way.

He rescues ferrets from his asshole after he shoves them up there for sexual pleasure.

 

[BiggestBuford]

Y'know he keeps alluding to this ARG, but so far I've seen no actual evidence of there being one whatsoever. What's that all about?

https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/ARG:Overview

I think he puts more effort into this than the actual game

 

[Forest Person]

Does his game still only have roughly 20 minutes of "gameplay"?

 

[The sticky sock]

Does his game still only have roughly 20 minutes of "gameplay"?

What you have to understand is that the game contains the most battle hardened puzzles imaginable. Handcrafted by mr. Figtree "puzzle maestro" himself, puzzles like connect yellow light to yellow orb and purple light to purple orb.

 

[cigint]

It's so late in the year already, might as well just push the update to 2026. In other news, we're now up to 6 million ferrets at Ferretschwitz.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

It's so late in the year already, might as well just push the update to 2026. In other news, we're now up to 6 million ferrets at Ferretschwitz.

Arbeit Macht Ferret