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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%

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Jet is the type who'd visit KF and steal our ideas, but never, ever credit us and still shit talk the Farms.
I'm convinced that Jet's weird one sided grudge against KF is based in his desperate need for approval from the 4chan cool kids club. He seeks validation from /tv/, and since they hate this website with a passion, he simply apes the board's opinions. Keep in mind /tv/ has actively doxed the location of the Fishtank house something like 3 years in a row and he's never once gone on a rant about them or insulted them only Kiwifarms.
 
I'm convinced that Jet's weird one sided grudge against KF is based in his desperate need for approval from the 4chan cool kids club. He seeks validation from /tv/, and since they hate this website with a passion, he simply apes the board's opinions. Keep in mind /tv/ has actively doxed the location of the Fishtank house something like 3 years in a row and he's never once gone on a rant about them or insulted them only Kiwifarms.
Imagine being a slave to the approval of a board ruined by tranny jannies.
 
As you all know by now, Bloodgames 2 or 3.5 is confirmed to be happening. I've been thinking about Bloodgames story for a while now and talked about how I would like the main story to be in the Fishtank chat but I also like to share it with some of you guys that read the thread to see if you guys like it.

Bloodgames II: Mark of The AIDS
On a fateful day in Schitty, a priest and his black, able-bodied guardian arrived to the village. Many of the village inhabitants welcome the priest with open arms but feel a bit suspicious about his black friend appearance. In the morning, the priest opened a sermon and promised the villager that he will get rid of the vampire threat once and for all if they are willing to receive his "blessing". Excited, the villager immediately drink his "blessing" that came in the form of a purple liquid, although a few remain skeptical and refuse to drink the liquid.

Sermon after sermon, The Priest followers are increasing and all of them begin to show weird changes in their behavior and appearance. suddenly, all of them announce that they are bisexual and have purple lips, similar to the priest black friend. Not only that, vampires found their blood to be foul and unconsumable. One vampire found out the hard way when he sucked one of the villager's blood and died immediately.

Realizing that there's a new threat for their kind, Xavier and Duke must put their differences aside and defeat this evil once and for all to save the vampire and their way of life. Among the vampire army, there are three human heroes whose lives have been altered by The Priest and want to go back to the way things were.
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The Jester: An entertainer at heart, all he wants to do in life is to make people laugh, but ever since The Priest arrived, he's only allowed to make gay and safe-edgy jokes, if not he will be lynched in the weekly lynching event that held by the villager. Growing tired of being the butt of a gay joke all the time. He agreed to help Xavier and Duke to turn Schitty straight.

The Hero: He got it all. a pretty wife, two kids, and a humble amount of wealth he gathered slaying vampires across villages. He was respected and lived an idyllic life maintaining a farm near Schitty. Life seemed to be going well for him until his family showed weird changes in their behavior and appearance. On one evening, his wife said "Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?" while they were eating their dinner. Having enough of their weird behavior, he said "Neither" and storms off to banish the evil that changed his family.

The Gambler: Believed in the occult and supernatural beings, The Gambler has many encounters with vampires. Xavier even considers him to be his rival, always inviting him to play Yu-Gi-Oh as they gamble with money, women, and even one of the villager's lives. One night, however, he encountered Xavier laying weakly on the ground, begging for a drop of blood. Seeing his rival not being the straightest, alpha-male self, he gave Xavier a pint of his blood and agreed to help him and Duke to defeat The Priest, restoring the power balance in Schitty. He believes that Schitty will not survive if its inhabitants become gay.​
 
As exciting as a new bloodgames project is, I hope they aren't going to reuse the same medieval vampire fantasy theme as last time. They used most of their good ideas with that setting and I feel like doing it again would cheapen 2.5 somewhat. Sci-fi space adventures like we talked about once in this thread is the way to go.
 
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As exciting as a new bloodgames project is, I hope they aren't going to reuse the same medieval vampire fantasy theme as last time. They used most of their good ideas with that setting and I feel like doing it again would cheapen 2.5 somewhat. Sci-fi space adventures like we talked about once in this thread is the way to go.
If you noticed, they made an effort to disarm the fish of their airsoft guns in the back half of the season because its more interesting to watch people fight with swords rather than just listen to one of the fish raise a gun and go pop with it. Star Wars is successful because a light sabre is an extremely effective way to merge in sword fighting which is far more stimulating to watch -- even blasters in Star Wars are changed to be a more visual thing than regular firearms. They could do a Western themed season or Sci-Fi style one with star trek outfits but it wouldn't be as visually interesting to watch as two people beating the shit out of each other with foam swords.
 
If you noticed, they made an effort to disarm the fish of their airsoft guns in the back half of the season because its more interesting to watch people fight with swords rather than just listen to one of the fish raise a gun and go pop with it. Star Wars is successful because a light sabre is an extremely effective way to merge in sword fighting which is far more stimulating to watch -- even blasters in Star Wars are changed to be a more visual thing than regular firearms. They could do a Western themed season or Sci-Fi style one with star trek outfits but it wouldn't be as visually interesting to watch as two people beating the shit out of each other with foam swords.
That's an easy handwave, just have them use melee weapons exclusively and call them power swords or even just light sabers. I would rather just have a new setting.
Plus there's a lot of interesting potential in a planet-hopping sci-fi adventure, they could have the fish go inside into just one highly themed spaceship room (like the s3 yard room maybe) at night and have them come out the next day to a new "planet" with slightly altered scenery and new npcs in different costumes.
 
Alex just revealed that the pig left the door to his house open, leading to the cat running out and getting stolen and skinned and posted videos of him crying and the dead cat. He showed it on twitch and got banned for a day. She had previously said that someone stole the cat and tortured it before killing and now Alex has said that the cat was euthanised after being found by a good Samaritan and brought to a vet. Right now he's live saying that she's not letting him sleep by constantly shouting upstairs and is crying that he wants her out of his life.
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My schizo theory? Alex got cut off from mommy's money for being a failure drug addict, so he killed the cat to garner sympathy from her.

My down to earth theory? La Ogresa got hungry and started eating that gato before her gringo pulled her off it with a construction crane.
 
My bloodgame dream cast would be Shadi, Burt, Luke and Trish.
Trish seem to really enjoy the LARPing, Burt is Burt, Luke plays well with others and Shadi is loud and makes drama.

Knowing Jet we will probably get Alex or even worse Binx and one of the worst girls from Bitchtank like Kato.
 
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Alex just revealed that the pig left the door to his house open, leading to the cat running out and getting stolen and skinned and posted videos of him crying and the dead cat. He showed it on twitch and got banned for a day. She had previously said that someone stole the cat and tortured it before killing and now Alex has said that the cat was euthanised after being found by a good Samaritan and brought to a vet. Right now he's live saying that she's not letting him sleep by constantly shouting upstairs and is crying that he wants her out of his life.
you just can't hate her enough
 
Alex just revealed that the pig left the door to his house open, leading to the cat running out and getting stolen and skinned and posted videos of him crying and the dead cat. He showed it on twitch and got banned for a day. She had previously said that someone stole the cat and tortured it before killing and now Alex has said that the cat was euthanised after being found by a good Samaritan and brought to a vet. Right now he's live saying that she's not letting him sleep by constantly shouting upstairs and is crying that he wants her out of his life.
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Fuck dude, this is getting way too heavy. I'm gonna have to tap out of the Alex drama for a bit. Once animals start dying, it's gone too far for me. Big props to Jabba the Hutt for actually making me empathize with Alex B of all people, hope she and whoever butchered that poor thing rots in hell.
 
I'm convinced that Jet's weird one sided grudge against KF is based in his desperate need for approval from the 4chan cool kids club. He seeks validation from /tv/, and since they hate this website with a passion, he simply apes the board's opinions. Keep in mind /tv/ has actively doxed the location of the Fishtank house something like 3 years in a row and he's never once gone on a rant about them or insulted them only Kiwifarms.
I think he despises the fact that the farms archives the embarrassing past behavior of himself and his lolcow father. Which on the one hand is understandable, but on the other hand maybe you shouldn't try to be a public figure after being a tripfag who posts dickpics on 4chan.
 
Alex just revealed that the pig left the door to his house open, leading to the cat running out and getting stolen and skinned and posted videos of him crying and the dead cat. He showed it on twitch and got banned for a day. She had previously said that someone stole the cat and tortured it before killing and now Alex has said that the cat was euthanised after being found by a good Samaritan and brought to a vet. Right now he's live saying that she's not letting him sleep by constantly shouting upstairs and is crying that he wants her out of his life.
Im not saying the torta would have enough stamina to catch a cat and skin it in one sitting, but I AM saying that this is a very third world thing to do and she definitely has family members and other people she knows that may have that required level of stamina/dexterity/BMI.
If they are still in the same household right now, Alex will be dead by the end of the month.
 
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