Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

This is by no means a comprehensive summary of Nick on Camelot's stream, and then his own. (I took a break for an hour+ and then watched at 1.5x.)

Here's what caught my interest:

- He's paying $2400/month for health care due to (his words) how expensive his and Kayla's meds are.

- He said April was NOT in the corner for the whole cokestream and came in to tell him to get off the stream.

- He did do coke during the first break in the cokestream, but not the second. He seems to know that bc he didn't leave his office for that break and never kept coke there for fear of it showing it on camera. (If true, it begs the question of what he was doing for that long second break. It's pretty clear he has no memory of it.)

- Claims, via his lawyer during a private meeting with Wentzell (Nick was not there) for the family case, that one of the State employees said "I just don't like what he says on the Internet". Cue some whining about free speech.

- The Quartering and StarWarsGirl were in the chat.

- He's considering doing a mass unbanning of people after the hyperbanning that occurred last summer.

- He will never forgive Sean, among others, and would never do to them what they did to him. (Lulz)

- Overall, his demeanor was (for him) fairly humble. He was relieved to see solid numbers for his stream last night.

- His shakes are gone. (Guess it isn't some genetic condition.)

- He'll be streaming with Branca tomorrow at 8 AM Central for Karen Read, but clearly hasn't done any research ("some northeastern state").

Edit: Added a couple of points that occurred to me.

 

[Kandinsky]

I'm pretty sure I've said it earlier in this thread, but I'll say it again. Lolbertarians generally fall into two categories:
Type 1 - degenerates that belong on a cross.
Type 2 - people fed up with normie politics who haven't figured out they're nationalists.

Nick is clearly a Type 1 lolbert.


Don't you need to be loicensed in order to give legal advice?

Or type 3 category (which is effectively an offshoot of true anarchy aka self governing, not chaos): “I’m a Libertarian - I grab my own pussy.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait to see all of the creative ways people in chat get around the word filters for cocaine, coke, blow, gak, daughter, etc.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Also you can see why Nick picked her.

100% Rekieta wanted her to be a sidepiece to make up for all the boys er I mean girls he couldn't get in college.
I hope nothing weird or funny happened to her while she did the parenting that Rekieta and his disgusting wife should have done.

 

[AnOminous]

Is blasphemy during holy holidays a fetish of his now?

This cucked pervert is trying to claim Jesus canceled the Ten Commandments? You know, like the one about adultery?

 

[Kandinsky]

Just as a reminder, Geno and Keanu are responsible for Aaron getting charged with RP at all.
They went tattling about the single picture of some silicon tits and started that.
Now they are back on team Aaron and really laying into Nick.

Fuck them both with a rusty pitchfork.
Nobody should trust them about anything they say at any time.

No, Aaron is responsible for Aaron getting charged with RP. Had he not sent the picture while on stream after gloating about it, all while knowing he was still in stepping distance from a big steaming pile of shit, he wouldn’t have caught the ire of a manorexic non-practicing non-lawyer.

Every cunt in this story has received the attention they wanted. Perhaps not in the way they hoped, but that’s why you don’t ask for the eye of God. He may give it to you, but not necessarily in the way you want it.

 

[asipasip]

This cucked pervert is trying to claim Jesus canceled the Ten Commandments? You know, like the one about adultery?

At some point in some stream he claimed to no longer believes in the "institution of marriage."

 

[3MMA]

Claims, via his lawyer during a private meeting with Wentzell (Nick was not there) for the family case, that one of the State employees said "I just don't like what he says on the Internet". Cue some whining about free speech.

Nick speaks about that statement, “I just don’t like what he says online” reductively. He’s doing his damndest to make his shrinking audience reduce the state employee’s genuine concerns & impact statement, given in a judges chambers, to “talkin’ shit on the ‘net.” That’s ridiculous, not to mention Nick wasn’t even there. He just got done with saying that. If I had to guess, that state employee giving testimony would most likely be speaking about all the extra steps they & their peers had to take due to Nick’s unwillingness to even give basic cooperation. Then, he’d go online crying about the evil state employees framing him, crying with libelous lies for 3/4th’s of each day. Nick likes his little technicalities as much as he likes cucking it up.

 

[AnOminous]

At some point in some stream he claimed to no longer believe in the "institution of marriage."

That's somewhere on the level of "Jesus was just some sinner dude, man" in terms of his blasphemous idiocy.

 

[Kandinsky]

he is the most boring, uninteresting dipshit this side of mars. i don't see how anyone with two brain cells to rub together can look at nick over the past several years and infer that he has anything of value to say about anything. i mean, look at how he chose to spend his time. he has learned nothing about the world, about the law, about life, about faith---nothing. he is in a state of arrested development intellectually and is obviously regressing both spiritually and physically. it is getting harder to justify paying attention at this point. wake me when he actually breaks his parole (i don't think he will, personally).

It would be breaking probation, not breaking parole, as they are different. Probation occurs before and often instead of jail time.
Parole is an early release from prison. ️The more you know. ️

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No, Aaron is responsible for Aaron getting charged with RP. Had he not sent the picture while on stream after gloating about it, all while knowing he was still in stepping distance from a big steaming pile of shit, he wouldn’t have caught the ire of a manorexic non-practicing non-lawyer.

Every cunt in this story has received the attention they wanted. Perhaps not in the way they hoped, but that’s why you don’t ask for the eye of God. He may give it to you, but not necessarily in the way you want it.

I agree, Aaron is to blame for Aaron’s actions and he is responsible for the consequences. I know I will get heat for this but no woman (or man) deserves to have their nudes distributed without their consent. And yes I know it’s always risky having that content on any digital medium, but the point stands.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

no woman (or man) deserves to have their nudes distributed without their consent

That’s why most women and men don’t pose nude for people they’re not married to as if it’s NBD. Reap, sow, etc.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

PointThat’s why most women and men don’t pose nude for people they’re not married to as if it’s NBD. Reap, sow, etc.

Bro I literally said that . It doesn’t make spreading it any less of a dick move.

And yes I know it’s always risky having that content on any digital medium, but the point stands.

 

[Briareus]

I can’t wait to see all of the creative ways people in chat get around the word filters for cocaine, coke, blow, gak, daughter, etc.

I assume different languages would bypass the filter, though the effect is lost somewhat. Still fun to taunt someone like that, here's a freebie:

Feit: Nick Rekieta gaf zijn kleine dochter neuspoeder

 

[Melty Butter]

I agree, Aaron is to blame for Aaron’s actions and he is responsible for the consequences. I know I will get heat for this but no woman (or man) deserves to have their nudes distributed without their consent. And yes I know it’s always risky having that content on any digital medium, but the point stands.

As a legal matter, you are correct.

As a human matter, in this case, it's far more complicated:

1) It's not at all clear that Kayla gives two fucks. Her statement was brief (apparently). Nick's is 8 pages. (As reported by Aaron.)
2) This is about Nick's beef with Aaron... and that's called weaponizing the justice system.
3) Some would argue that Kayla is "abused" by Nick. He is highly manipulative.
4) Kayla has repeatedly posed in soft porn pics, and posed for the pic while Aaron was on stream.
5) Since the arrest, Kayla has been very private and, seemingly, wants this all to go away.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The kids are always an afterthought to Nick and seemingly also to Kayla. Hiring a nanny was the only solid parenting choice they ever made.

Solid move hiring a nanny.
Bad move trying to fuck the nanny.
Next time hire an ugly and old Nanny

 

[John Andrews Stan]

different languages

I’d be amazed if Nick could even handle pig Latin at this point.

 

[Kandinsky]

I can’t wait to see all of the creative ways people in chat get around the word filters for cocaine, coke, blow, gak, daughter, etc.

Booger sugar, disco dust, Cola, Frosty The Snowman, DAT autism, Hunter Biden’s buddy, shneef, and Pepsi, for starters.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick is going to cover a 9 week trial? Hahahaha sure buddy, I’ll superchat $100 to him if he actually makes it

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Spoiler: Soprano spoilers

Someone really needs to AI Ricotta into the scene where Tony kills Chris