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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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It would actually be.....maybe not EASY but very possible to do in the original black and white Tetsuo: The Iron Man style with sfx overlaid on top of video of bedbugs doing traumatic insemination, where the male just pics a spot on the females body, drills it's barbed penis into the wound and nuts in it mixing it's semen with the hemolymph.
You can also follow in the footsteps of "Where the dead go to die" (a very niche and very edgy animated horror anthology that's quite similar to Woggleverse in terms of presentation) and make a proper original movie.
 
This is where we're at Wogglefags
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Fucking disgusting
 
Fellow Wogglebug aficionados, if getting scammed with a Wogglebug plushie wasn't enough for you, then I've got the thing just for you:

Woggle-Vlog 156: Frogman Plushies Available Soon​



Note: She won't sell to anyone who thinks that Froggie and Woggie are gay but I don't think there will be a problem selling them to someone who knows they're gayer than "OK 2 B Gay".
 
She is either rolling out a new shrunk version of the Bug or is so clueless this just kind of happened and she didnt notice.
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My money is on she noticed, but was so impatient to launch her ai-drawn nightmare fuel factory she just went with it for now, with intent to fix and re-launch it later.

I wonder if all the pics of Woggie inside are shrunk down to Sylvie-size, or just on the cover page?

I don't wonder enough to buy the fucking thing though.

I'd be curious to know if she even breaks double digits in sales. ( :optimistic: )
 
It's scary how similar her speech patterns are to The G-Man from Half Life. I mean, I know she always sounds like that, but it just feels particularly pronounced here.

Perhaps, now, in her 40th year on this planet, her metamorphosis is beginning. She'll soon begin forming her cocoon, and from it shall emerge The Cynthiabug, her true form. And it will be 50 feet tall, dual wielding uzis and breathing fire
 
This new objective of a live action movie really stumps me, but I'm welcoming the new nightmares provided by our AI overlords with glee.

It's scary how similar her speech patterns are to The G-Man from Half Life. I mean, I know she always sounds like that, but it just feels particularly pronounced here.
The right bug in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. Rise and shine, Mr. Wogglebug. Rise up and buy my books.
 
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