Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dr. Ricearoni]

https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/ARG:Overview

I think he puts more effort into this than the actual game

So I took a minute to read through the arg and it barely has anything to do with the game at all. You only need to open the game three times, and only need to actually play the game twice. On top of that it seems incredibly convoluted, which I know is usually the point with ARG's, but some of this shit is so insane that I have to imagine Jason is out there solving his own puzzle and pretending it's the community because I don't think anyone cares enough about this game to do whatever the hell this is





All this wiki writing feels like someone trying to prove how smart they are by gloating about all the things they know and I wouldn't be shocked to find out it's Maldy himself

 

[Forklift Certified]

Also lol at him delaying the update again. Totally will release on May 1st. No further delays.

On the May 2nd: Well Chat the May update was so HUGE its basically 2 update in one package... Yeeee... See ya in June
On June: [Proceed to color swap some shit call it an update]
On July: Well chat i need make some preparation for the game jam's and the charity expo NO UPDATE in this month...
On August: Yeee the 2 game jam i arranged in the same month it was just so HUMONGOUS i had no time to make an update... yeee it is what it is.
On September: One of my ferret ate my update so yeee no update.

 

[MercuryMan]

So I took a minute to read through the arg and it barely has anything to do with the game at all. You only need to open the game three times, and only need to actually play the game twice. On top of that it seems incredibly convoluted, which I know is usually the point with ARG's, but some of this shit is so insane that I have to imagine Jason is out there solving his own puzzle and pretending it's the community because I don't think anyone cares enough about this game to do whatever the hell this is

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All this wiki writing feels like someone trying to prove how smart they are by gloating about all the things they know and I wouldn't be shocked to find out it's Maldy himself

The ridiculous amounts of convoluted references almost as if they already had the answer reeks of the puzzle cheater known as Jason.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

no, it wouldn't. he's cumming on the ferrets.

"I didn't fuck my ferrets. I didn't cum on my ferrets. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my ferrets. I've never done anything weird with my ferrets."

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

All this wiki writing feels like someone trying to prove how smart they are by gloating about all the things they know and I wouldn't be shocked to find out it's Maldy himself

Decided to peek through the user history going by most recent editors and most frequent. Not archiving any of these because user pages are surprisingly hard to DFE on Fandom.

The most recent edits (which are from years ago) are by a Brazilian man named Tiago, or Magnus Hotblood. I can verify he is not Mald, research shows he's involved in Tibia circles and Mald would not last ten minutes in that game.

The overall most by volume are someone by the name of Mingtu who also goes by Yiming. due to the simple name with no other social media ties, it's impossible to say one way or the other, but the sheer infrequency of editing makes me think it's not Mald.

The next most frequent editor is Antares11111 who is probably a troon of some kind based on the Homestuck avatar and porn addiction (VERY NSFW warning). Likely not Mald.

The rest all either only edited once or twice with no substantial amount or did some fixing up.

Diagnosis: Probably not but it was worth checking because if it was true that would've been very funny.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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Your entire company was founded on that small indie game, you promised you would finish it to your backers and at this point you have enough money to hire devs to finish the entire thing for you. Get your father to carry you and finish the game in your place, just like he carried you for the rest of your career!

You know what is truly beautiful about this? Not the spergout itself where he CAPITALIZES HIS LETTERS to emphasize just how angry he is. But the fact the mana WoW thing isn't the reason it became popular to shit on him, despite his rationalization. He made/makes mistakes again and again and again, yet never learned/learns. And didn't face consequences. Criticism, sure, but no real tangible consequences. We all make mistakes, we are all hypocritical to some extend, some more some less, and not all the time, it's human nature to change your views over time and make mistakes. But it's also human to face rejection/threat of rejection/criticism as consequences, feel that pain and change your behavior. For every criticism, he had 10x the artificial amount of ass pats, get out of trouble free cards, forced positivity and reinforcement of his behavior.


Are those cubicles? Shooting me in the face with a 44. revolver would be more subtle than this.

This is how he views the office he worked in, blizzard. This is how he views the humans around him: mindless drones who are at the control of "demons". The same demons he got paychecks and experience from. The same demons affording him a neat little "worked in blizzard" on his CV. This is how he repays them btw.





Just demons, and he is a innocent lil' boy in a demons world just trying to get by. Despite... being the offspring of the same metaphorical demon. Found a blog post describing his game "about life itself". Jasons life to be precise, and people like him.

The echo chamber of fans feeding his delusions of grandeur is catching up to him. The asshole of the internet, the infamous stalker site, the villain of the internet victimizing poor trans people: WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM! Thats got to hurt. It's got to hurt that what he perceives as far right homophobic/transphobic Nazis are right about him.

Obnoxious for everyone? Shitting on his furry cry me a river game is quite enjoyable, actually. Nepofaggot.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Decided to peek through the user history going by most recent editors and most frequent. Not archiving any of these because user pages are surprisingly hard to DFE on Fandom.

The most recent edits (which are from years ago) are by a Brazilian man named Tiago, or Magnus Hotblood. I can verify he is not Mald, research shows he's involved in Tibia circles and Mald would not last ten minutes in that game.

The overall most by volume are someone by the name of Mingtu who also goes by Yiming. due to the simple name with no other social media ties, it's impossible to say one way or the other, but the sheer infrequency of editing makes me think it's not Mald.

The next most frequent editor is Antares11111 who is probably a troon of some kind based on the Homestuck avatar and porn addiction (VERY NSFW warning). Likely not Mald.

The rest all either only edited once or twice with no substantial amount or did some fixing up.

Diagnosis: Probably not but it was worth checking because if it was true that would've been very funny.

I'm shocked anyone could figure this shit out frankly. I know damn well if Mald didn't already know the answers he wouldn't be able to solve his own ARG.

 

[potato sack]

Thats major
Journos don't do their jobs. They run smear pieces

i imagine it will be so, and jason will respond as it is expected

if im optimistic about anything is the galllons of milk in the horizon

 

[Hweeks]

I had no idea what Tibia was, but after watching a few videos I agree - Mald would get destroyed in a game like that.

Edit - example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IYB8PVIYl8

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I had no idea what Tibia was, but after watching a few videos I agree - Mald would get destroyed in a game like that.

Edit - example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IYB8PVIYl8

I have a much better and more succinct example of why Mald would not last ten minutes in Tibia.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I wouldn't be shocked to find out it's Maldy himself

This is a lot of "puzzles" just for a Undertale clone with Jason's fetishes.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Idk who claimed game development here is easy work. Just pointing out Mald is giving breadcrumbs and hyping up his furry cry me a river game which is basically a elaborate fanfiction about Malds life all the while streaming video games for 12 hours 3-4 times a week, expanding things Mald finds personally enjoyable under the pretense of a business expending money naive people give him and is using the confidence trick to sell people a promise of a good time. Cynical and self pitying conman.

This is not something you should ping the mods for. Make a ticket or ask chat, they also have answers sometimes.
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[Frightened Rabbit]

...hyping up his furry cry me a river game which is basically a elaborate fanfiction about Malds life...

Look at the bright side, if he does make a Part 4, we'll be in it for sure.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Look at the bright side, if he does make a Part 4, we'll be in it for sure.

Massive IF

 

[BiggestBuford]

So I took a minute to read through the arg and it barely has anything to do with the game at all. You only need to open the game three times, and only need to actually play the game twice. On top of that it seems incredibly convoluted, which I know is usually the point with ARG's, but some of this shit is so insane that I have to imagine Jason is out there solving his own puzzle and pretending it's the community because I don't think anyone cares enough about this game to do whatever the hell this is

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All this wiki writing feels like someone trying to prove how smart they are by gloating about all the things they know and I wouldn't be shocked to find out it's Maldy himself

I was kind of getting the same feeling, seeing as there are more chapters in this ARG than there are in the actual game. If Mald were smart he'd make an ARG puzzle per chapter of his game, but that would require him to actually work on the game.

I doubt any of his 10 players put in the time to solve all this, but he has a handful of people who edit the wiki. I would speculationfag if some of these accounts are Maldy alts, but it would be insane behavior to sign into 5 alts so people checking the edit history don't see your name pop up. It's probably some of his paid jannies.

Spoiler: Wiki Edits

https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/ARG:Glowbringer?action=history (archive 1 and 2)

https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Heartbound_Wiki?action=history&offset=&limit=500 (archive 1 and 2)


So while I can't confirm if he created his own fan page on that fandom wikia shit, I can confirm he made his own Wikipedia entry for his game, and I found 1 funny edit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Heartbound_(video_game)&action=history&offset=&limit=500 (archive)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Thorwich (archive 1 and 2)

'Tim Buckley does not work on Heartbound. Removing odd edits to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbound_(video_game)'

 

[angry ant]

Look at the bright side, if he does make a Part 4, we'll be in it for sure.

TRUEEEEE if theres a kiwi cameo added to shartbound that might actually be worth the torrent

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Found a quick little episode of "Confidently wrong" about everyone's favorite subject: VTubers

YouTube Link

Lots of strong claims that set off the bullshit alarm even if you're not familiar with vtubers, but even moreso if you are. You can pretty easily find deboonking of the video right in the comments:

• VTuber corporations exist primarily because models are expensive.
  • They very obviously do a bit more than that
• Chatter: "High-end models are expensive"; Jason: "Uhm actually even low-end vtuber models cost $1500"
  • Very much not true, there are famous examples of people starting with <$100 or even free models
• This situation is similar to regular streamers looking for sponsors, which they do because they think it makes them a "real streamer"
  • I think it might actually be the money

Since VTubers and their fans are about as well adjusted as Jason and his fans, I'm curious if there will be any responses or slapfighting generated off of this short in particular.

 

[Gravemind]

Found a quick little episode of "Confidently wrong" about everyone's favorite subject: VTubers
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YouTube Link

Lots of strong claims that set off the bullshit alarm even if you're not familiar with vtubers, but even moreso if you are. You can pretty easily find deboonking of the video right in the comments:

• VTuber corporations exist primarily because models are expensive.
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• Chatter: "High-end models are expensive"; Jason: "Uhm actually even low-end vtuber models cost $1500"
  • Very much not true, there are famous examples of people starting with <$100 or even free modelsView attachment 7263192
• This situation is similar to regular streamers looking for sponsors, which they do they do so because they think it makes them a "real streamer"
  • I think it might actually be the money

Since VTubers and their fans are about as well adjusted as Jason and his fans, I'm curious if there will be any responses or slapfighting generated off of this short in particular.

As I vaguely recall, hasn't he admitted to rubbing shoulders with some of the VShojo/Ex-VShojo talents as well in the past? I remember seeing it come up once and found his response questionable.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Found a quick little episode of "Confidently wrong" about everyone's favorite subject: VTubers

Don't ever feel like you need to sign on to a group to be a real creator.

Says the retard who's signed on to Sidequest Media (and possibly Night Media, although I don't think we have proof of that one). Maybe Mald should've become a V-Tumor, I hear these agencies have pretty good tard-wranglers, which Mald desperately needs.

As I vaguely recall, hasn't he admitted to rubbing shoulders with some of the VShojo/Ex-VShojo talents as well in the past? I remember seeing it come up once and found his response questionable.

He simps for Ironmouse, and claims she's a friend (not sure if she's aware of that though):

EDIT:
He also watches Pippa, apparently:

Where does he find the time to do all the things he does, I've no idea. Maybe I should start using Excel for time management too

 

[Mossy]

• Chatter: "High-end models are expensive"; Jason: "Uhm actually even low-end vtuber models cost $1500"
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I love that he implies all models are expensive. Anyone with mspaint, a bit of tism, and some tutorials could theoretically make their own model, persona, what-have-you.
His whole statement is also ignoring how often these vtuber companies are hiring people who already have a lot of knowledge in the space. A lot of VTuber "past lives" (previous accounts) have experience in the community in some way, and many of them already have models. The hiring process includes you having a consistent output of content creation in some way.
It might seem parasitic to those who aren't familiar at all with the community, especially seeing how previous "middle-man management" companies on YouTube have notoriously fucked over creators. But these "talent management" companies set up massive events, something that might be significantly harder if you simply remained on your own. It's not just "They give you streaming assets that might cost thousands of dollars." But pulling off massive theater events, getting valuable sponsors, becoming Tokyo Tourism Ambassadors, whatever else, isn't some shit that you can easily do by yourself.

Maybe Mald should've become a V-Tumor, I hear these agencies have pretty good tard-wranglers, which Mald desperately needs.

He could probably import one of his shitty old furry Second Life models into something like VRoid or whatever the 3d model tracking vtubers use. I'm actually shocked he never went this route. Maybe if he goes on a giga mald meltdown and "deletes" his accounts after he fails to deliver Heartbound in any meaningful way in 15 years, he'll return with an even deeper voice, the mythical 5th puberty, as a ferret.