The Elder Scrolls

[Fishmalk Observer]

Why did they niggerfy the Argonians so hard? HAHAH
"Yawww sheeit mawfaka. *lipsmack* gunna frazza jabba swamp n sheeit"
What the actual fuck.. I dont thinks its the maids we have to worry about being "Lusty". I thought Khajit were supposed to be the thieves? Look at this mother fucker, all hopped up on skooma and moonsugar looking for imperial women.
Hide ya Elves, Hide ya Nords, Argonians be rapin everybody up in hurr.
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Real to life, they are jsut farming equipment after all.

In any case anything TES ought to increase the dagoth AI output, so i'm all for it

 

[chincel]

They didn’t even bother to add creation club/mod support

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

>

 

[Back me up!]

Lol, and Crowbat comes out with a video on how much effort and thought went into OG Oblivsion

The whole time watching this I keep thinking of what parody video of the army of jeets trying to make the same thing.

God I miss when white nerds made these kind of things.

 

[Breadbassket]

There are no reviews currently on the remaster. Those reviews you posted are from the original, just look at the dates. Not sure why you are pulling this out of your ass

Went to the wrong game store page, my apologies.

 

[Miller]

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SHIEEET DAEDRA GATES OPENIN' N SHIEEEET

Oh god, the Starfield fluoride stare is back.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I always felt Oblivion had the ugliest fucking characters out of all Elder Scrolls. It is like the perfect middle ground between low poly Morrowind attempt at high fidelity and Skyrim's actual HD.

Nice to see they kept the fugly as sin designs for the remaster, truly going for authenticity aren't we?

I have zero interest in this product. At least with the Skyrim remaster they did for the Special Edition you could port mods fairly easy and the 64 bit support was a big deal. Here it is more like a real thick layer of visual mods on top of the old game, but uglier.

 

[Breadbassket]

They didn’t even bother to add creation club/mod support

This leads me to believe this will have some bug fixes if need be and then potentially be forgotten in a short amount of time. Modding support is the lifeblood of Bethesda games.

 

[Epic_Doomslayah_93]

I ain't buying this shit. I'd rather spend a couple hours of my own time throwing together a bugfix + MOO setup for the original game (and ZERO graphics mods)

 

[Iwasbornapoorblackchild]

I wonder whats gonna happen to the Community Remaster now?

cease and desist letters

 

[Tingle]

The remake looks like absolute shit and I hate the Antichrist Todd Howard.

 

[Cod of War]

There are some positive reviews up now but they're mostly memes.

 

[Iwasbornapoorblackchild]

They didn’t even bother to add creation club/mod support

because they're going to fucking milk it with their own micro transactions

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Modding support is the lifeblood of Bethesda games.

And they killed the goose that laid those golden eggs in greed with the paid mods shit. I don't think Starfield even has official modding tools out yet. (Just checked, they said it would come out 2024 and nothing to this day).

It will be even worse with this remake because of the fugly UE5 in the way making modding it a lot harder and less convenient.

 

[StacticShock]

I always felt Oblivion had the ugliest fucking characters out of all Elder Scrolls. It is like the perfect middle ground between low poly Morrowind attempt at high fidelity and Skyrim's actual HD.

Nice to see they kept the fugly as sin designs for the remaster, truly going for authenticity aren't we?

I have zero interest in this product. At least with the Skyrim remaster they did for the Special Edition you could port mods fairly easy and the 64 bit support was a big deal. Here it is more like a real thick layer of visual mods on top of the old game, but uglier.

jeets are incapable of doing anything right, everything has to be shit it seems.
character screens from 8chan thread.

 

[God of Nothing]

The stream has JUST finished and look who uploaded.

dammit
now i want to start another run

 

[The News Crews]

jeets are incapable of doing anything right, everything has to be shit it seems.
character screens from 8chan thread.
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Not a fan of the UI but the faces don’t look that bad

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Todd will see the criticism of this and then decide the problem was it was an RPG, not an action game. Sad but true

 

[Castoreum]

Ugly brown modern graphics.

Now, I know OG Oblivion isn't the height of art, but it was genuine. This remake feels like contempt for the medium. Too scared to go all the way with classic ES slanted eyes, long-head elves and aquatic fish-ass looking lizards. Haven't seen much of the Khajit but the ones I've seen just look like lion heads.

jeets are incapable of doing anything right, everything has to be shit it seems.
character screens from 8chan thread.
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Wow, how extremely generic.

Bethesda full of pussies.

 

[Greene County Health Dpt]

Amazing how they've even muted the colors in the Shivering Isles, is the engine allergic to saturated colors?