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[Windows XP Home Edition]

Speaking of strap-ons, etc. pooners who have undergone external clitoral growth due to testosterone sometimes talk about being able to "penetrate" their girlfriends with their "t-dicks". Usually at very strange or uncomfortable angles. There's also a porn category of FTMS inserting their roided clits into guy's anuses and women's vaginas.

"T-dick virginity"

Another new term to add to the monstrosity that is the tranny glossary

 

[expectant asshole]

I don't think pooners should give birth due to them being extremely mentally ill and having shorter life expectancy.

But I don't know if HRT will have as big of an effect on childbirth as manmade chemicals have, since women do naturally produce Testosterone, even if they're not pooners. Women with PCOS also have elevated Testosterone, though not to the crazy degree pooners do. I think some pooners also go off of HRT during their pregnancies.

It's possible the babies wind up fine physically, but probably fucked up mentally and groomed into trooning out themselves. I think maybe the babies could be born with a higher chance of PCOS.

But idk, someone with more knowledge about this than me can correct me.

Pooners can get pregnant while on testosterone and it can cause birth defects in the baby. https://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/having-a-baby-if-you-are-lgbt-plus/testosterone-and-pregnancy/
“Testosterone is teratogenic and might have androgenic effects on fetal genitalia, reproductive systems, or endocrine systems” https://www.cdc.gov/contraception/hcp/usspr/testosterone-pregnancy-risk.html

I can’t find a citation now, but abnormal levels of T can cause a female foetus’s reproductive system to not develop normally. And as a female foetuses develop their eggs before birth, birth defects can be passed on to the next generation. So if a pooner has a daughter, when that daughter has a baby, it could have birth defects.

T is incredibly powerful and I think we don’t even know the extent of the damage that’s being done to these girls.

 

[Fapcop]

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Speaking of strap-ons, etc. pooners who have undergone external clitoral growth due to testosterone sometimes talk about being able to "penetrate" their girlfriends with their "t-dicks". Usually at very strange or uncomfortable angles. There's also a porn category of FTMS inserting their roided clits into guy's anuses and women's vaginas.
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"T-dick virginity"

Another new term to add to the monstrosity that is the tranny glossary

Imma just go right ahead and call BS on that one.

I guarantee you that the closest thing they came to that was to rub their clit around the labia (and pulling a hamstring because of the uncomfortable pose) while their long suffering partner lies and moaned “oh yeah baby! You’re totally inside me!” Just to get some peace and quiet and hopefully one actual fucking with a strap on.

 

[Paper Machete]

Pooners can get pregnant while on testosterone and it can cause birth defects in the baby. https://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/having-a-baby-if-you-are-lgbt-plus/testosterone-and-pregnancy/
“Testosterone is teratogenic and might have androgenic effects on fetal genitalia, reproductive systems, or endocrine systems” https://www.cdc.gov/contraception/hcp/usspr/testosterone-pregnancy-risk.html

I can’t find a citation now, but abnormal levels of T can cause a female foetus’s reproductive system to not develop normally. And as a female foetuses develop their eggs before birth, birth defects can be passed on to the next generation. So if a pooner has a daughter, when that daughter has a baby, it could have birth defects.

T is incredibly powerful and I think we don’t even know the extent of the damage that’s being done to these girls.

Anecdotally there are a few babies born to FTM mothers that have something fucked up with them. That one with the huge ass head and the other baby that eventually needed a helmet or something else and had that retarded mom with the neck tattoos.

It definitely fucks up the babies. And also remember that women's eggs are IN OUR BODIES. They die off. But we don't produce more. Everything our bodies have been exposed to, our eggs have. I 100% believe this damages then genetically. Maybe not on a literal mutant baby level which is what most people think of with stuff like this. But it wouldn't surprise me if years down the road there are studies telling the difference.

 

[shatterspinel]

I can’t find a citation now, but abnormal levels of T can cause a female foetus’s reproductive system to not develop normally. And as a female foetuses develop their eggs before birth, birth defects can be passed on to the next generation. So if a pooner has a daughter, when that daughter has a baby, it could have birth defects.

T is incredibly powerful and I think we don’t even know the extent of the damage that’s being done to these girls.

I haven’t seen their children but the babies of sea horse dads tend to be large, ridiculously large, like their heads are bigger than momma’s large.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Pooner Testosterone Types

Notable examples:

Chad: Jaimie Wilson



Virgin; Michael D. Cohn


Psuedo: Noahfinnce, Sam Collins, Stormryan


Porky: Kayden Coleman


Principal Boy: Kalvin Garrah, CopsHateMoe, Miles McKenna



ISS: Elliot (Ellen) Page, Ash (Ashly) Perez

Ashly is from Buzzfeed and she used to look like this.

TESD:

Spoiler: If you know these threads, you know what's in here

 

[Jacques1194]

I have an honest question to ask people here. Why would a TIF be so into lesbian romance novels? The reason I ask is because I know this one TIF online who is big into Sailor Moon's and specifically the lesbian couple on there along with these two other shows that feature lesbian couples. The only way I could see an actual guy be into lesbian romance is if its straight up porn that a lot of guys are into. I've never herd of a guy that was interested in the romantic part of the relationship. So how does this TIF not see that she's a lesbian in denial? Mind you that she claims that she is pansexual (which is just bi with extra steps)

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Thankfully, unlike cis men, I could just throw my prosthetic on and keep going".

I would like to ask 'San Rafa' here what makes her think 'cis men' can't wear a prosthetic and keep on going? There are hollow strap-ons designed specifically for this purpose. How is it they believe the tools available to them are not also available to the sex they are desperately mimicking?

Each day I struggle to believe how delulu trannies and pooners and their associated handmaidens can get, and each day I am confronted with more evidence that is always more delusional than I think. Now we're supposed to believe that a testosterone-disfigured clitoris is a penetrative organ just as good as a penis.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I'll be honest, for the fact that they aren't biologically male Pooners are infinitely better than men

That sentiment will age about as well as the average pooner.

 

[#58fb58]

it's like most of their face is deficient of nutrients and turned yellow like a dying pine tree.
only one eyebrow is natural like that side was in the shade.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Aaanyways… A lil dood has some thoughts on balls and getting hit in your non existent testicles:

These girls are so fucking retarded. What makes her think she'd have to pretend in the first place? I'm gonna guess that getting cunt-punted is pretty uncomfortable for a woman too, even if not on the level of getting kicked in the nuts.

I have an honest question to ask people here. Why would a TIF be so into lesbian romance novels? The reason I ask is because I know this one TIF online who is big into Sailor Moon's and specifically the lesbian couple on there along with these two other shows that feature lesbian couples. The only way I could see an actual guy be into lesbian romance is if its straight up porn that a lot of guys are into. I've never herd of a guy that was interested in the romantic part of the relationship. So how does this TIF not see that she's a lesbian in denial? Mind you that she claims that she is pansexual (which is just bi with extra steps)

Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenno is probably the ideal end goal for a lot of pooners, consciously or otherwise. Passes as bishonen to the unaware? Check. Makes even "straight" girlies a bit tingly? Check. Seductively husky voice? Check. Fit and strong enough to give men a run for their money? Check. Always well dressed in fashionable masculine clothing? Check. Boyishly smooth rather than a gross hairy man? Check.

Of course, the whole point of her character is precisely the fact that she is a woman, not a man – her whole gimmick would be ruined if she were just another bishie boy. But dumb weeb pooners don't think that far ahead.

Also, your acquaintance is definitely a lesbian in denial, or else one of those autistic weeb girls for whom sexuality is more of an abstract concept than anything.

 

[Fapcop]

These girls are so fucking retarded. What makes her think she'd have to pretend in the first place?

You see, they’re likely all perfectly stealth and such! Nobody suspects a thing (lol!), and they want to keep it that way!

That’s the wild thing about pooners to me. If anything their powers of self delusion is bigger than with the troons.

A bricktroon might say “I pass reasonably well!” But these wacky, 5 foot tall, obviously womanly chicks (110 lb with binder and packer included) will seriously say shit like: “I’ve been stealth on my college soccer team for 6 months and…”

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I have an honest question to ask people here. Why would a TIF be so into lesbian romance novels? The reason I ask is because I know this one TIF online who is big into Sailor Moon's and specifically the lesbian couple on there along with these two other shows that feature lesbian couples. The only way I could see an actual guy be into lesbian romance is if its straight up porn that a lot of guys are into. I've never herd of a guy that was interested in the romantic part of the relationship. So how does this TIF not see that she's a lesbian in denial? Mind you that she claims that she is pansexual (which is just bi with extra steps)

Depends how lesbian the novels are. Some are actually just an intense friendship where nothing more saucy than a dry kiss happens and that can come across very desirable to a lonely (probably autistic) straight girl that desperately wants a bestie. Especially if she happens to be scared of men and boys but still kinda wants to date.

 

[Fapcop]

BASED LATINA MOM CRUSHES LIL DOODS MASCULINE WILLPOWER, MISGENDERS HER INTO FULL SURRENDER!



I didn’t LOL until those last lines, but hoo boy!

“Her mom said I look skinny, so I force fed myself!”

Kinda sounds like her whole pooner LARP could end if her dad just told her to quit moping around and stop trying to dress like a boy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would like to ask 'San Rafa' here what makes her think 'cis men' can't wear a prosthetic and keep on going? There are hollow strap-ons designed specifically for this purpose.

Clearly she isn't familiar with the Balldo.

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

How the fuck you can make masturbation "more masculine"??


Yeah be delusional about what this is really is

Finger your butt!

Pretend that your clit is your "dick"


It reminds of of post I saw someday on r/MTF how agps found "feminine way" of masturbating. What the fuck they mean?

 

[Ann Berlin]

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Speaking of strap-ons, etc. pooners who have undergone external clitoral growth due to testosterone sometimes talk about being able to "penetrate" their girlfriends with their "t-dicks". Usually at very strange or uncomfortable angles. There's also a porn category of FTMS inserting their roided clits into guy's anuses and women's vaginas.
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"T-dick virginity"

Another new term to add to the monstrosity that is the tranny glossary

Tribbing. (wikipedia but NSFW) They're tribbing. FFS

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Kinda sounds like her whole pooner LARP could end if her dad just told her to quit moping around and stop trying to dress like a boy.

Yep. Parental Attention Deficit Disorder is a common comorbidity of pooning out. Unfortunately its presence is usually not acknowledged until the child has already become a feral young tranny. (If then.)

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

So, here's something more light and humorous. I was looking at "sex worker" pooners, gathering material for the e-beggers thread, and saw this. WTF is this body shape? People are supposed pay to see this???? It's worse than the OG pooncow, Colt Seidman.

Spoiler: UGLY

I saw this and immediately came to post here because seeing her made me chuckle. I know this specific short of fat girl body type isn't exactly rare, but I still find it humorous.

This tweet is old. I'm just posting to show that yes, she is indeed a pooner. It's funny, though.

And reminder that despite saying stuff like this, the grand majority were never "tomboys" at all, and more of them are weirdly sexual than not. Lol Stuff like what's shown above is likely often just the result of very low self esteem, and personal problems. Low self esteem really seems to be a huge problem for people these days.


Lol I can guarantee you that, just like most of them, this broad acted feminine af her whole life. And it's not worth posting any more of her posts, but, no, as usual, there's no actual "tomboy" behavior to be found on her page. The cognative dissonance these girls show is crazy. We've seen it a million times; they say stuff like this but literally only wear very feminine stuff. I intended to keep this post light and short, but the extent of this ever-present bullshit still blows my mind.

 

[Fapcop]

Be pooner.
Be stealth.
Just living your masc life.
#Younevercantell!
Go to party.
You and the bros and some broad.
Life is masc, life is good!
RECORD SCRATCH
“You’re a male at heart, lil pooner!”




Lmao! How’s that stealth lil dood?

Fortunately a fellow doodelino is ready with the cope:


Hmm yeah… Totally must have been the friend who said something. After all, it’s not like people have eyes in their heads!

Can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to LARP and lie to yourself 24-7.