Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[TiggerNits]

Maybe Shia LeBouf is like, really super in to capture the flag

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Maybe Shia LeBouf is like, really super in to capture the flag

Well in that case he should be charging up to autists' houses with his baseball bat to steal the flag back, not sit in the woods and shit himself and do nothing.

 

[TiggerNits]

Well in that case he should be charging up to autists' houses with his baseball bat to steal the flag back, not sit in the woods and shit himself and do nothing.

Fuckin millenials, man

 

[Xenomorph]

All that money and free time, and he does this.

He really fancies himself an artist. This is what happens with child actors, they go insane. So many other child actors have lost their minds when they became adults, only a slim few make it out unscathed.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

He really fancies himself an artist. This is what happens with child actors, they go insane. So many other child actors have lost their minds when they became adults, only a slim few make it out unscathed.

Disney actors especially. The guy who voiced Peter Pan in the 50s had a shit time when he was no longer a cute kid Disney could exploit - they threw him away and he ended up dying as a homeless drug addict in an abandoned building somewhere in NYC. He was buried in an unmarked grave on Hart Island.

 

[Xenomorph]

Disney actors especially. The guy who voiced Peter Pan in the 50s had a shit time when he was no longer a cute kid Disney could exploit - they threw him away and he ended up dying as a homeless drug addict in an abandoned building somewhere in NYC. He was buried in an unmarked grave on Hart Island.

Oh yeah I have heard of him, just like Alfalfa from little rascals being shot by a man he tried to say owed him money for a dog he was destitute by the end.

 

[Overcast]

Isn't that exactly Homer Simpson's upbringing? (ok, Abe Simpson was a WW II veteran, not a Vietnam one, but...)

I seem to remember Homer's mom being fairly well adjusted for most of their marriage up until she saw that one football player with the wild looking hair, which triggered her change.

Even then, she never molested her son and left his life in order to keep him safe from the enemies she's made.

Well in that case he should be charging up to autists' houses with his baseball bat to steal the flag back, not sit in the woods and shit himself and do nothing.

He's clearly the TF2 kind of CTF player.

 

[Quijibo69]

This reminds me of a South Park episode come to life.

 

[Pikapool]

Wow no wonder Optimus prime wanted to fight with Mark Wahlberg instead

 

[Zarkov]

This reminds me of a South Park episode come to life.

The amount of effort autism put in fucking with Shia is certainly surreal.

 

[Jaimas]

He really fancies himself an artist. This is what happens with child actors, they go insane. So many other child actors have lost their minds when they became adults, only a slim few make it out unscathed.

Disney actors especially. The guy who voiced Peter Pan in the 50s had a shit time when he was no longer a cute kid Disney could exploit - they threw him away and he ended up dying as a homeless drug addict in an abandoned building somewhere in NYC. He was buried in an unmarked grave on Hart Island.

Probably the pedophilia. No joke, it's one of the worst-kept secrets in show business.

Look up Corey Feldman or Elijah Wood's talks about it.

This reminds me of a South Park episode come to life.

I'm not gonna lie - Shia's descent from likable idiot to full-blown lolcow both fascinates me and terrifies me.

 

[AnOminous]

Think of it this way. Before meeting /pol/ Shia was a Hollywood elitist liberal.

Now, he's crouching in the sticks in a flyover state, armed, guarding a worthless piece of property and yelling "get off my land" at anyone who approaches.

They've turned him into a xenophobic redneck!

 

[Zarkov]

I'm not gonna lie - Shia's descent from likable idiot to full-blown lolcow both fascinates me and terrifies me.

I'm not sure you can call it a descent, since that would indicate there was a time when he wasn't a complete joke. He starred in shit movies and all he's been doing for the past few years is being a fucking meme generator.

In the end he's just added one more insane failed project to his resume.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Anyone 'member this?

Spoiler

Shia was never well likes.

 

[Caesare]

I seem to remember Homer's mom being fairly well adjusted for most of their marriage up until she saw that one football player with the wild looking hair, which triggered her change.

None other than former NY Jet's quarterback and pantyhose model Joe Namath.

Spoiler

Spoiler

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EDIT: Oh yeah, he also really likes fur coats.

Spoiler

He truly paved the way for weirdo's like Shia Labeouf with his unconventional behavior.

 

[Deadpool]

Shia's attempt to unite everyone in hatred worked. Unfortunatly it was hatred of him and not Trump that united them.

 

[Sanshain]

So do we know what happened to the flag that got snatched?

 

[Caesare]

Probably the pedophilia. No joke, it's one of the worst-kept secrets in show business.

Look up Corey Feldman or Elijah Wood's talks about it.



I'm not gonna lie - Shia's descent from likable idiot to full-blown lolcow both fascinates me and terrifies me.

You forgot to mention "the other Corey", Corey Haim, the one who died broke at 38, living in a house shared with his mother, addicted to all kinds of drugs. He would later tell a story about the time they were shooting "Lucas" when Haim was only 14. He said an unnamed Hollywood big shot would get him alone to molest him, convincing him to do all sorts of horrendous things because "all kids in Hollywood do this to make it in the biz."

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

At this rate, I don't see the project lasting longer than a few months, much less 4/8 freaking years. Then again, Shia always was a jackass long before all this.

 

[Xarpho]

I'm not sure you can call it a descent, since that would indicate there was a time when he wasn't a complete joke. He starred in shit movies and all he's been doing for the past few years is being a fucking meme generator.

In the end he's just added one more insane failed project to his resume.

He was alright in Holes, though arguably that was held up with better actors (like Sigourney Weaver). Never saw Disturbia or Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. He was irritating in the Transformers movies, at least in the second and third movies. I think that's what @Jaimas meant, in the first movie he did play the role of "likeable idiot" but by the third movie he was an insufferable jackass, and that's part of the reason why the series declined. And part of the problem was that the movies he was in were objectively terrible: Eagle Eye's ridiculous writing (though without Shia it could've been solidly "enjoyably bad" though Shia pushes it to the "just bad bad" side of the spectrum) and everything about Indiana Jones 4.