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Francis became pope in 2013. In recent years, the 88-year-old was forced to cancel some events, sometimes at the last minute, because of his health.

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88, the Vatican has announced.
The pontiff, who was Bishop of Rome and head of the Catholic Church, became pope in 2013 after his predecessor Benedict XVI resigned.
In recent years, his papacy had been marked by several hospital visits and concerns about his health.
On 14 February, the Pope was admitted to hospital for bronchitis treatment.
In the days that followed, the Vatican said he had been diagnosed with bilateral pneumonia and that he had blood transfusions after tests revealed he had low levels of platelets in his blood, which is associated with anaemia.
On 22 February, it said the Pope was in a critical condition after a "prolonged respiratory crisis" that required a high flow of oxygen, and the next day the Vatican said Francis was showing an "initial, mild" kidney failure.
In the following days, thousands of faithful gathered in St Peter's Square to pray for his recovery, as others went to the Rome hospital where he was staying to leave flowers and cards.
He remained in hospital for the rest of the month, with doctors saying that his condition remained "complex".
On 6 March, his voice was heard for the first time since being admitted to hospital in an audio message, in which he thanked well-wishers, before adding: "I am with you from here."
On Sunday, he greeted crowds at the Easter Sunday Service.
His 38-day hospital stay ended on 23 March when he made his first public appearance in five weeks on a balcony at Gemelli where he smiled and gave a thumbs up to the crowds gathered outside.
He returned to the Vatican, making a surprise stop at his favourite basilica on the way home, before beginning two months of prescribed rest and recovery.
Doctors said Francis would have access to supplemental oxygen and 24-hour medical care as needed - adding that while the pneumonia infection had been successfully treated, the pontiff would continue to take oral medication for quite some time to treat the fungal infection in his lungs and continue his respiratory and physical physiotherapy.

'People's Pope'
Born in 1936, Francis was the first pope from South America. His papacy was marked by his championing of those escaping war and hunger, as well as those in poverty, earning him the moniker the "People's Pope".
In 2016, he washed the feet of refugees from different religions at an asylum centre outside Rome in a "gesture of humility and service".
He also made his views known on a wide range of issues, from climate change to wealth inequality and the role of women in the Catholic Church.
His acceptance of the LGBTQ community was unprecedented - beginning with an unexpected remark to reporters on a flight back from Brazil about gay clergy.
He said: "If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge them?"
However, in April 2024 he appeared to reiterate the Vatican's staunch opposition to gender reassignment, surrogacy, abortion and euthanasia, by signing the text "Dignitas Infinita" (Infinite Dignity).
In the same year, his own liberal credentials were questioned after reports he used a homophobic slur behind closed doors.
Pope's health in recent years
As a young man in his native Argentina, Francis had part of one lung removed.
In the last few years of his life, Francis needed a wheelchair or a cane to get around and limited his public speaking while struggling with bronchitis and flu.
Francis first spent time in hospital as pope in 2021 for an operation to remove part of his colon.
In June 2023 he was admitted to hospital for an operation on his intestine. At the time, the Vatican said he had been suffering "recurrent, painful and worsening" symptoms caused by an abdominal hernia.
His recent health issues meant he was forced to miss significant events in the Roman Catholic calendar, including the traditional Good Friday procession at Rome's Colosseum last year.
In 2022, he hinted he might step down if his health deteriorated after he was pictured using a wheelchair due to mobility issues caused by a flare-up of sciatica - a nerve condition that causes leg pain.
His predecessor, the late Benedict XVI, became the first pope to resign in more than 600 years in 2013 instead of serving for life, and died in 2022.
The Pope's original name was Jorge Mario Bergoglio and he previously served as a bishop in Buenos Aires.
An estimated 1.4 billion Catholics across the world will mourn Francis' passing.
 
Since the talmud describes 8 genders
The Talmud lists 6 deformities that obscure gender and how to determine them along a gender binary. That's still 2 genders.


Huge strides like making those responsible for the cover up the pope
They instituted reporting systems, established rules for safety, etc. Pope Benedict the Second was instrumental in doing this.
 
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I am definitely in favor of restricting communion for politicians and other figures who are divorced/marrying divorcees/supporting abortion etc. Of all groups, the Catholic church has no need to pander to anyone. We should be one of the few uncompromising groups left in this world.
>Wants to lecture about marital status
>From the institution that harbors pedophiles
 
Airships dominated air travel until the 1930s. One of the pics is literally Le Jaune flying past Eiffel Tower which happened in the 1900s. Since when are zeppelins a conspiracy theory?

The Talmud lists 6 deformities that obscure gender and how to determine them along a gender binary. That's still 2 genders.
Funny how short your answers get when you try to hide things. So what are those deformities exactly? Why would you need to fit them into a binary?
They instituted reporting systems, established rules for safety, etc. Pope Benedict the Second was instrumental in doing this.
Jews teaming up with Catholics to obscure pedophilia, an iconic duo. Notice none of them are prosecution to the fullest extent, defrocking anyone involved in covering it up. The only things god would find acceptable. (Unless you are jewish then you can suck all the baby dick you want)
>Wants to lecture about marital status
>From the institution that harbors pedophiles
>from the institution that banned marriage for its clergy
 
What the fuck does this have to do with child abuse? Is that supposed to make it better, or somehow explain why it happened? Because it does neither.
Setting up walls for normal people to be clergy means you only fill it with sexual degenerates who are hiding it and feel guilty. Remember they only started doing it a few hundred years ago because not the religion was threatened but Catholicism as a business.

Cathcucks are run by a gay mafia of Cardinals.
 
Setting up walls for normal people to be clergy means you only fill it with sexual degenerates who are hiding it and feel guilty. Remember they only started doing it a few hundred years ago because not the religion was threatened but Catholicism as a business.
There were plenty of celibate monasteries in the past that didn't have this problem, and there's no reason to assume a married man can't be a degenerate either.
 
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There were plenty of celibate monasteries in the past that didn't have this problem, and there's no reason to assume a married man can't be a degenerate either.
You know this because the monastery told you it didn't? Look at that, they investigated themselves and found out everyone was innocent! Hooray!

Married men are less likely to have maladaptive sexual urges due to being forced into a life of celibacy. Nor are people with healthy sexual lives forced to be surrounded by them. It doesn't take the Pope to figure out Jesus had zero problem with it, so why does the Catholic church? Unless they are surreptitiously defying God's will in front of you.
 
I project the truth which is that Catholicism and Judaism are both massive organizations that molest and rape children at a frightening level and do everything in their power to continue to do so. Pointing this out doesn't make me a pedophile, but it does make you one since you work under them and follow their every move in lockstep.
If thats your logic then literally every single citizen in the United States of America is a pedophile. No one tell this guy about Jeffrey Epstien, he'll have an anyuerism.

Buddy if I told you what the people who ACTUALLY have control over your life are doing you'd start frantically looking for the nearest shotgun to fellate like a dog sniffing for a treat the fell under some furniture.

Do you know what the age of consent is for politicians in america? 0, its 0. The same amount of intelligent thoughts that have ever come out of your mouth.
 
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Funny how
It's not my thread to take over. Google stuff for once.

You know this because the monastery told you it didn't? Look at that, they investigated themselves and found out everyone was innocent! Hooray!

Married men are less likely to have maladaptive sexual urges due to being forced into a life of celibacy. Nor are people with healthy sexual lives forced to be surrounded by them. It doesn't take the Pope to figure out Jesus had zero problem with it, so why does the Catholic church? Unless they are surreptitiously defying God's will in front of you.
Public school teachers are not required to be celibate. Yet they offend at over 10 times the rate of priests. Even adjusted for capita they offend more. How do you explain that
 
If thats your logic then literally every single citizen in the United States of America is a pedophile. No one tell this guy about Jeffrey Epstien, he'll have an anyuerism.
Yes fundamental religious orders are completely the same as loose affiliated strangers who make up a country. Fucking idiot. You do know Epstein was running a honey pot for Isreal? Oops all Jews again.
Buddy if I told you what the people who ACTUALLY have control over your life are doing you'd start frantically looking for the nearest shotgun to fellate like a dog sniffing for a treat the fell under some furniture.
I don't think you can tell me anything besides the insane ramblings of a retard looking to absolve himself.
Do you know what the age of consent is for politicians in america? 0, its 0. The same amount of intelligent thoughts that have ever come out of your mouth.
It's actually 16 in most states, same as everyone else. It's just they rarely get held accountable by cowardly simps like yourself.
It's not my thread to take over. Google stuff for once.
Nah you just won't post things directly because you are an actual coward who knows the contents damns your arguments.
Public school teachers are not required to be celibate. Yet they offend at over 10 times the rate of priests. Even adjusted for capita they offend more. How do you explain that
People in oceans are bitten exponentially more than people not in the water, news at 11.


Edit: Also just found out they have a position called a Nuncio. Lil on the nose.
 
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Is the based African cardinal going to become the next Pope, or are we getting another South American who doesn't believe in borders or age of consent?

LMAO. Guess it kind of worked itself out then.
I’m betting on the flamboyantly gay Philippine Twink.

I just took a look at the picture of JD Vance meeting the Pope before he died. Wow! Talk about faces of death. Any experienced health care provider could tell at one glance that Francis would not be around by Tuesday. It’s a still picture and I feel like I can hear the Cheyne-Stokes coming from it. People with that shade of pallor should not be making any long term plans. Like looking at the lunch menu before noon.
 
You know this because the monastery told you it didn't? Look at that, they investigated themselves and found out everyone was innocent! Hooray!

Married men are less likely to have maladaptive sexual urges due to being forced into a life of celibacy. Nor are people with healthy sexual lives forced to be surrounded by them. It doesn't take the Pope to figure out Jesus had zero problem with it, so why does the Catholic church? Unless they are surreptitiously defying God's will in front of you.
I somewhat agree. But you have one thing backwards. They aren’t forced into celibacy, and celibacy isn’t the root cause of their maladjusted sexual urges. They seek celibacy as a way to cure or control their already existent maladjusted or paraphiliac sexual urges. It’s an attempt at self medicating and hiding the problem, which unfortunately does not work. And seminaries do not have a great track record in screening for such.

We see this in other professions. I can tell you from first hand knowledge how hard fire departments have to work to try and screen out pyro’s when hiring. Law Enforcement has a similar problem with Sociopaths and Psychopaths. And as others have pointed out with the high rate of sexual abuse in public schools, it will surprise nobody that they attract pedo’s. Because “that’s where the children are”.
 
It's actually 16 in most states, same as everyone else. It's just they rarely get held accountable by cowardly simps like yourself.
I said for politicians not plebians like you or me. You know, we, us, the people who ACTUALLY have to abide by laws and are held accountable to them? Im not talking about people who arent in the "big club" as Carlin would say.
Yes fundamental religious orders are completely the same as loose affiliated strangers who make up a country. Fucking idiot. You do know Epstein was running a honey pot for Isreal? Oops all Jews again.
Youre right theyre different! Cops dont come to my door and shoot me if I dont attend church or send my kids to catholic school. Guess what happens when you dont send your kid to the human trafficking/brainwashing institutions we call schools? Take a WILD guess.
I don't think you can tell me anything besides the insane ramblings of a retard looking to absolve himself.
The only attempt at absolution here is you trying to absolve yourself of your own retardation. Its not working.
 
I somewhat agree. But you have one thing backwards. They aren’t forced into celibacy, and celibacy isn’t the root cause of their maladjusted sexual urges. They seek celibacy as a way to cure or control their already existent maladjusted or paraphiliac sexual urges. It’s an attempt at self medicating and hiding the problem, which unfortunately does not work. And seminaries do not have a great track record in screening for such.
You're both wrong, pedophiles join the clergy because it's a highly trusted political body that gives them authoritative power over a community.

I'll never understand why people possess the belief that being married somehow precludes you from being a sexual deviant.
 
I want the Based Black Man (tm) to be the next Pope.

It would unironically be the best outcome for the Catholic Church, but it would also be hilarious because so many racial slurs will be said by your predictable "anti-racist"/woke/commie weirdos. We would see the biggest display of mental gymnastics from the media, politicians, and sheeple trying to convince the populace that the first black Pope is a bad thing. :story:

Sadly, I do not see this outcome happening though. Francis sank his fangs into the system, and I think that poison is going to seep.

I pray that I am wrong.
 
I think you're the only person to watch The Godfather Part 3 and remember even one line from it.
"He's your first cousin."
"Then I love him first..."

I hope the next pope takes the name Clement XV, this would be both pleasantly medieval sounding and also an implicit rebuke to Francis, as Clement XIV was the pope who suppressed the Jesuits.
 
Seeing normgroids with no understanding of the church talk about the candidates is making me insane
"Oh yeah most of them are super conservative" and "super conservative" is adherence to shit like homosexuals can't get married in the church or women can't be priests. Stuff Francis supported.
 
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