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Mound Dweller said:
bro don't get me wrong content is content but the amount of stuff you dump in this thread says as much about you as it does the porntards.
I wanna see some personal case studies not "here are some ho's I just happened to scroll by today! (again) what a coincidence! hehe!".
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I guess a lot of Women must lurk in this thread, because they don't like to see porn, they just like to read it described, like a mother I was talking to the other day when I asked what kind of books she read
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
He was already banned for it in the past(username was 870EVO). It's when he drags in random minors(always girls, never boys) and starts making shit up that it gets disturbing, it was the reason he was banned in the first place.
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Look I already said I'm sorry for insulting the KPop fans on this site, theres no need for Salon to keep following me around trying to report me
 
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NoBueno said:
I guess a lot of Women must lurk in this thread, because they don't like to see porn
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This isn't a thread to look at porn. Go to one of the 8 trillion other websites on the internet if you wanna do that.
NoBueno said:
they just like to read it described
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Nobody here is posting paragraphs from romance novels to schlick to.

I dislike you more and more with each retarded post you make. Kill yourself.
 
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Jenna's been rather quiet, but it hasn't stopped her from pandering to dykes (while looking like one, too). No info on the other one here as far as I know.
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NoBueno said:
Why does Salon insist on lurking threads outside Salon and reporting people for staying on topic? The same thing happened when I started posting images of masonic symbols showing up in Kpop music videos in the conspiracy thread.
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What does K-slop have to do with porn stars saying/doing stupid shit?
 
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Holly Madison has opened up about life as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and what she did and didn't like about it when they were behind closed doors.
The former The Girls Next Door star dished on her sex life with the Playboy founder and revealed she wasn't crazy about group bedroom activities.
'Well, it's a very different story between when we were just by ourselves than with everybody else in the room,' she said on the In Your Dreams Podcast with Owen Thiele.
'Everybody else in the room, no. That was disgusting. I hated it. I made it very known I hated it,' she declared.
However their one-on-one time was different.
'if it was just me and him, it was a lot more normal than you would think.'

She has also revealed in the past that Hefner controlled her finances and would not allow her to earn any money outside her role at the mansion.
While gathering her things, the influencer said, 'This was very clearly for me to see, my side of the bed, so I look at it and it's his will all printed out, all the details,' she revealed.
'This is who's getting what and blah, blah, blah. He was leaving me $3 million.'
Madison said the gesture was 'kind of sad.'
'I'd already broken it off with him and he was trying to get me to stay, so it was kind of like a lowkey bribe but also sad because he can't sit me down and talk to me about it. It was just like, "Oh, maybe if she sees this,"' the Down the Rabbit Hole author guessed.
Hefner died in 2017 at age 91.
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NoBueno said:
Holly Madison has opened up about life as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and what she did and didn't like about it when they were behind closed doors.
The former The Girls Next Door star dished on her sex life with the Playboy founder and revealed she wasn't crazy about group bedroom activities.
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lol I bet you still cashed all the checks, you foul whore.
 
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NoBueno said:
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Holly Madison has opened up about life as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and what she did and didn't like about it when they were behind closed doors.
The former The Girls Next Door star dished on her sex life with the Playboy founder and revealed she wasn't crazy about group bedroom activities.
'Well, it's a very different story between when we were just by ourselves than with everybody else in the room,' she said on the In Your Dreams Podcast with Owen Thiele.
'Everybody else in the room, no. That was disgusting. I hated it. I made it very known I hated it,' she declared.
However their one-on-one time was different.
'if it was just me and him, it was a lot more normal than you would think.'

She has also revealed in the past that Hefner controlled her finances and would not allow her to earn any money outside her role at the mansion.
While gathering her things, the influencer said, 'This was very clearly for me to see, my side of the bed, so I look at it and it's his will all printed out, all the details,' she revealed.
'This is who's getting what and blah, blah, blah. He was leaving me $3 million.'
Madison said the gesture was 'kind of sad.'
'I'd already broken it off with him and he was trying to get me to stay, so it was kind of like a lowkey bribe but also sad because he can't sit me down and talk to me about it. It was just like, "Oh, maybe if she sees this,"' the Down the Rabbit Hole author guessed.
Hefner died in 2017 at age 91.
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The whore doth protest (and swallow geezer cum) too much.
 
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LMAO Siri Dahl got impregnated?

That's... a decision.

And she still continued "working".
Don't google it, please.

Who says that women cannot "work" while being pregnant?! #YouGoGirl #FeminismRocks

Does anyone know who the father is? lol

I know, that's like asking a horde of Indians who has shit on the floor.
 
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RandomGibberish said:
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LMAO Siri Dahl got impregnated?

That's... a decision.

And she still continued "working".
Don't google it, please.

Who says that women cannot "work" while being pregnant?! #YouGoGirl #FeminismRocks

Does anyone know who the father is? lol

I know, that's like asking a horde of Indians who has shit on the floor.
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Imagine not just sticking your dick on post-op Siri but actually getting her knocked up. :lossmanjack:
 
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It's a prosthetic, there was (I think) one entire scene with it - here's the "reveal" (NSFW I guess, it's Instagram)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDqImnXyBwq/

Siri's fascinating because she seems to hate porn and her fans - she's doing very bottom of the barrel fetish stuff because nobody's booking her after the surgery/tattoos. Also, she started a podcast where she talks about....first crushes? Her first guest is a drag queen not wearing drag. I give it three episodes.

https://linktr.ee/firstthirst
 
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grapeshark77 said:
It's a prosthetic, there was (I think) one entire scene with it - here's the "reveal" (NSFW I guess, it's Instagram)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDqImnXyBwq/

Siri's fascinating because she seems to hate porn and her fans - she's doing very bottom of the barrel fetish stuff because nobody's booking her after the surgery/tattoos. Also, she started a podcast where she talks about....first crushes? Her first guest is a drag queen not wearing drag. I give it three episodes.

https://linktr.ee/firstthirst
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I'd hate anything about anyone as well if my name would be Siri and I couldn't be near any Apple electronics.
 
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