Snowflake Kaleb Justin Alexander / Kayleb Alexander - youtuber who flaunts his sugar daddy

I admit, I don't know a whole lot about the lifecycle of make-up wearing sugar baby twinks. What's he going to do as he ages? Throw away his collection when he hits 25 and try to be more normal? Try to hide his ageing and work as a make up guru to faghags until his boyfriend dies? Pupate and emerge a rugged daddy, looking for his own underage boytoy to buy cosmetic products for?
 
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Oh my god of course these are the kinds of dogs they own

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meatslab said:
Oh my god of course these are the kinds of dogs they own

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The only person I have ever known that owned a bischon frise was a weird old lady who was my piano teacher when I was a kid. I don't know how they have suddenly become trendy, I always assumed they were ugly old lady dogs.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I admit, I don't know a whole lot about the lifecycle of make-up wearing sugar baby twinks. What's he going to do as he ages? Throw away his collection when he hits 25 and try to be more normal? Try to hide his ageing and work as a make up guru to faghags until his boyfriend dies? Pupate and emerge a rugged daddy, looking for his own underage boytoy to buy cosmetic products for?
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It's the circle of life.
 
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meatslab said:
Oh my god of course these are the kinds of dogs they own

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I've met hundreds of little foo-foo dogs like this, and I think maybe three of them were not completely neurotic.
I bet these dogs are fed the worst kind of food, are played with minimally, shit on puppy pads instead of outside, and regularly get dressed up in doggy clothing. And as a result yip constantly, bite strangers, and don't stop moving ever.
They can't even be assed to wipe off the "tear stains" on that poor Bichon. Poor baby...I don't like foo-foo dogs much but they still deserve to be loved and cared for properly.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I admit, I don't know a whole lot about the lifecycle of make-up wearing sugar baby twinks. What's he going to do as he ages? Throw away his collection when he hits 25 and try to be more normal? Try to hide his ageing and work as a make up guru to faghags until his boyfriend dies? Pupate and emerge a rugged daddy, looking for his own underage boytoy to buy cosmetic products for?
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Very high chance of suicide.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I admit, I don't know a whole lot about the lifecycle of make-up wearing sugar baby twinks. What's he going to do as he ages? Throw away his collection when he hits 25 and try to be more normal? Try to hide his ageing and work as a make up guru to faghags until his boyfriend dies? Pupate and emerge a rugged daddy, looking for his own underage boytoy to buy cosmetic products for?
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It's the circle of life, my friend.
 
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