📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

Still don’t understand why I’m supposed to gaf about this guy being sad in this economy. “The anxiety and dread is overwhelming” like they got Stage IV cancer or something. Calm down, sir. Or don’t, idrc.
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Oh, another troon who has the remarkable condition of XX chromosomes but a fully male appearance. Seems to have been a lot more of those these past few years.

 

[Stan]

A tranny asks the obvious: why are the gross crossdressing men he's attracted to, for some reason, all prone to complete perversion?

Short answer: they might be willing to knock boots with a tranny when drunk but they’re not gonna put a ring on that because they’re keeping their options open in the hopes of getting a real partner that isn’t a fucking piece of work. Maybe one with a real job and the possibility of having kids without 100,000 dollars worth of assisted reproductive medicine.

 

[AfghanBlue]

TiMs in the women's restroom: nonconsensual bathroom selfies, intrusive questions, unasked-for mystery tampons, peeping at naked babies on the change table, aggressive and overtly sexual behavior
TiFs in the men's restroom: endless angst and anxiety about urinal ettiquette, hides in the handicapped stall and has a panic attack if a man looks at her for more than two seconds, may accidentally throw her packer in the toilet.

I know which one I'd prefer TBH

TIF in restroom CONs- urinal cake abuse, unhygienic.
TIM in restroom PROs- tampon bins totally cleaned out by scavenging fetishists, hyengenic.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

I honestly feel that the threat of troons in women's bathrooms is far overblown. There's unlikely to be any actual danger there

The main reason I don't want them to use women's bathrooms is to deny them their affirmations. They must not be allowed to actually think they're real women for even a second

 

[Fagguccine]

I honestly feel that the threat of troons in women's bathrooms is far overblown. There's unlikely to be any actual danger there

The main reason I don't want them to use women's bathrooms is to deny them their affirmations. They must not be allowed to actually think they're real women for even a second

If anything the presence of troons would be uncomfortable and while the danger exists, there's simply not enough in the world for it to be a common danger. I imagine a lot of them are too afraid to even touch a woman in the bathroom, they'd just eye the women up creepily.

 

[Dr. Butt]

As someone who’s been a licensed amateur radio operator for twenty years, I can tell the only time women are interested in ham radio is when their husband dies and they sell their equipment on Facebook marketplace.

There is also "if they are elderly lesbians".

 

[Dr Bathroom]

I honestly feel that the threat of troons in women's bathrooms is far overblown. There's unlikely to be any actual danger there

The main reason I don't want them to use women's bathrooms is to deny them their affirmations. They must not be allowed to actually think they're real women for even a second

There’s a reason why trannies want access to women’s bathrooms so badly and it’s not affirmation, it’s conquest. Bathrooms are one of the few purely female spaces left. If a woman is being bothered by a creepy man or troon, they can seek refuge in a bathroom. If troons are allowed to use female restrooms, they can use those private spaces to intimidate, threaten, and bully women. What better place than a camera-free, security free bathroom could there be to shake down transphobes?

There’s a reason why it’s always TIMs crusading for bathroom rights. No one is threatened by a pooner next to them at the urinals.

I should know, I’m Dr Bathroom.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

There’s a reason why it’s always TIMs crusading for bathroom rights. No one is threatened by a pooner next to them at the urinals.

I feel threatened by splashback consequences when the pooner picks up the urinal cake to wipe on her vulva.

 

[wasp8346]

Perhaps not belonging in this thread but once when I was younger, my cat kept hissing at a roommate I'd just added to the house. Turns out the roomate was tranny.

Always trust your pet's knowledge

 

[Night In Bangcock]

Here we have a fag not grasping that his boyfriend is, you guessed it, also a fag. It never ceases to amaze me how troons tell themselves that any bloke who dates or fucks them is heterosexual. (Edited because it deleted the photos I attached)
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hi all,

im a trans girl, and i've been dating this dude for a month now, and i just came home from being at his for a few days.

as we'd all know, a lot of guys fetishise trans women as "femboys" ect, and while me and my boyfriend were cuddling, he called me his "little femboy" and im really really upset at that

im a woman, not a fetish, not a femboy, not a cross dresser. it makes me really upset that he sees me like that. i recently found out that he's on a lot of "femboy discord servers" and just ugh

he knows i'm a trans woman, im on estrogen and everything. i pass pretty well as a girl. he also doesn't like it when i do things to feminise myself, like thinning my eyebrows, doing my makeup a way that i like ect. he also expects me to be hairless pretty much everytime we hang out. it kinda feels like he sees me as a femboy/twink when i'm really not. he gets embarrassed when i dress femme in a way that isn't super sexualised, he prefers miniskirts and fishnets compared to when i wear maxi skirts and tank tops

i love him very much, and i know he loves me but maybe not who i really am, he hates my sh scars and peircings

i don't want to leave him because i really see a future with him but i dont like living this way

i hate posting on reddit for advise like this but i literally have no friends i can talk to about this lmao

Spoiler: "I pass pretty well as a girl"

 

[Catboi]

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... why did these trannies repurpose a used pizza box with obvious grease stains to make this sign?
Cardboard is all but free. But they chose to make their sign with trash.
Are they trying to remind me how gross their lifestyles are?

.....Yeah no shit magic isn't real, it's a childrens book.

 

[Fried Oreos]

"Does your husband call you babe,[Nancy]?"

"I'm not married"

"Okay, so even better"

That is some serious unmasking of how violently misogynistic trannies actually are. Or at minimum a subtle warning shot to before he lifts his gay lisp "female" voice for his true deep one. You could see him starting to plot ways to harm her first chance he got the second after he confirmed that she didn’t have a husband.

What was the context of him asking her that?

You are absolutely correct. The voice change was quite scary for me actually. I really thought he was about to throw the plant at her. No doubt that is what went through his mind until the body guard or cop stepped in. She's lucky to be privileged enough to have protections. The rest of us just have to keep our mouths shut and pray either we don't misgender them on accident or that they don't take something we say the wrong way.

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Troons want total mental domination It's that quote above. It's the fact that - for 99% of them - being trans is not an internal state, but rather a performance that requires the entire theatre to play along. To a troon, the opinions of others is so paramount, so essential, so vital to their mental health and their own self-conception that they cannot take even a single person viewing them differently from how they see themselves. Don't you see? They will kill themselves if you don't see them as the true, honest woman they are! They will literally die.

This is why they cry and scream and sob if they so much as catch wind of someone not believing in their gender. Think of all the times a troon has said "They gender me correctly (read: use the pronouns I demand they use) to my face but I can just tell in their eyes they don't see me as a woman/man/genderless blob." Or when women are perfectly nice and polite to them to their face but quietly use the disabled bathroom to avoid them. This makes them livid and distraught and hysterical because their mental health - their very conception of who they are as a person - depends entirely on how others view them.

I'm sure literally every single person on planet earth has come across a situation where someone else has thought poorly of them. Most people want to be well-liked and respected, and it can really suck and hurt your self-esteem if you find out, for example, that some of your work mates think you're a blow-hard or that you're annoying to work with or that you're not that great at your job. But most people will learn to shrug that stuff off and not let it affect them.

But trannies can't do that. Don't you see? They will die if even a SINGLE person does not 1000% believe they are whoever they say they are.

But it's a free society. There's no Big Brother. They will never achieve what they want - no matter how verboten they make the expression of anti-trans sentiment - that sentiment will never completely go away. Troons want complete and utter mental domination of each and every human on earth, and they can never, ever achieve it.

This is why transgenderism just can't work. What they want will never come to pass. No matter how much they harass and gaslight and threaten and abuse. Humans are still gonna think what they want to think... It was always a losing war.

So think the anti-trans thoughts, everyone. You are literally causing trans genocide through thought alone!

To tag this idea along with the idea troons are inherently violent, if misgendering them is essentially trans genocide to the troons, then of course they are violent when you misgender them or don't go along with their delusion. You are essentially sending them into fight or flight mode every time you misgender them. Your refusal to go along with their delusion shatters their concept of safety and security in them existing (as women). These fuckers truly need therapy, and unfortunately they've beaten all therapists out of giving them the treatment they need, because everyone in a professional setting has to go along with their delusion or they risking losing their ability to continue their practice. What a fucking sad existence for everyone involved.

I honestly feel that the threat of troons in women's bathrooms is far overblown. There's unlikely to be any actual danger there

I agree with the logic in your second statement, but disagree with this. There's just too many stories for me to think there is no danger, combined with my personal experiences, along with that video of the tranny just posted, or the ones who beat up a woman during the protests in the UK - it definitely is not safe for them to be in the bathrooms with us. One wrong look, one unintentional moment of shock and disbelief from a woman encountering the man in the bathroom, one woman misgendering him, and she could have her ass beaten without a second thought.

I used to think there wasn't really a threat either, but just imagine your mother, wife, sisters, or daughters running across a hulking hon in the bathroom, a place where cis men can't go to the protect them. I am sure the thought would make you uncomfortable. Every troon I encountered in person was much bigger than me, and I am not short. If they're some small feminine fag troons, maybe I wouldn't be worried, but that is never the case.

I should know, I’m Dr Bathroom.

fucks sake

 

[Barbenheimer]

What was the context of him asking her that?

After that the troon says “Okay so I would like you to apologize and it is derogatory” to which Nancy then asks the the haymaker: is tranny derogatory

So my guess is Nancy called him ‘babe’

 

[Potato Burrito]

Perhaps not belonging in this thread but once when I was younger, my cat kept hissing at a roommate I'd just added to the house. Turns out the roomate was tranny.

Always trust your pet's knowledge

You're looking for the Transphobic Animals thread, fren.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Watched a few minutes and I'm tired of troons claiming making fun of them is "Punching Down" when you have most the News Media, Every Leftwing Political Party in Western Society, Academia, the Medical Community, and the Film Industry in your pockets you're no longer the underdog. To put it in leftist language people aren't punching down they're speaking truth to power.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

She qualifies 'Jake' as a nickname so she's probably a Jacob now.

>Ace as a first name
>Vin- middle name

Oh come the fuck on. Really? I guess it makes sense. Ace is the perfect kind of goofy character TIFs like to skinwalk.

https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/1914649683084877945?s=46&t=YtxaZFgFfJnN47gZTZyxjw

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"Tranny, tranny, tranny, tranny. Is that derogatory?"

If we can harvest Mace's absolute audacity and Rowling's eloquence, we could make a TERF god empress.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Watched a few minutes and I'm tired of troons claiming making fun of them is "Punching Down" when you have most the News Media, Every Leftwing Political Party in Western Society, Academia, the Medical Community, and the Film Industry in your pockets you're no longer the underdog. To put it in leftist language people aren't punching down they're speaking truth to power.

The episode isn't even about trannies. It's about crappy movie reboots. Female reboots to be exact. The previous male star of the franchise is cross dressing to keep his job and nothing deeper than that.

 

[Fapcop]

She's not even the only Pooner in this subreddit to consider whoring herself in order to make a living. Call centers are hell but being called 'ma'am' I think should be less dysphoric than actual sex with their female bodies, but what do I know.

Nah, it’s all cool. She wants to be a cam BOY you see. Some homo looking for a guy stroking his 7 incher, will fall across her channel and throw money at her, don’t ya know.

Many pooners are seriously so deep in the LARP that it’s more resembling of a psychotic break.

A tranny talking about “sexwork” (gross expression) may wear feminine whore outfits, but at least they are perfectly aware of the fact that they’ll suck some D and shove things up their ass.

These chicks though? Absolutely zero touch with reality, and seem to think there’s a prostitution market for dickless “gay” rent boys, and that men jump on OF to look at flappy pancake tits because of binding and girls with pube beards.

Wild man. I’m seriously starting to think that autism is way more common among pooners than trannies because these chicks have zero theory of mind.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You are absolutely correct. The voice change was quite scary for me actually. I really thought he was about to throw the plant at her. No doubt that is what went through his mind until the body guard or cop stepped in. She's lucky to be privileged enough to have protections. The rest of us just have to keep our mouths shut and pray either we don't misgender them on accident or that they don't take something we say the wrong way.

I actually had to replay the video to witness the actual voice change because not only did I find the “oh, that’s even better” chilling in its own way, like as if he believed Nancy is only worth not being assaulted if she’s someone’s wife, but because the interaction reminded me of a specific incident that I had with a troon while working at a grocery store. I wrote about this in the Tranny Sightings thread, actually, if anyone wants to read that (since it is semi relevant). Your post helped make some things “click” in retrospect like why the troon I dealt with had a gay lisp until he screamed at me over a question I had, or why he had trashed self checkout the way he did when he left. That gay lisp was his “feminine voice?” He was indeed punishing me best he could because I didn’t help him with his fucking coupons fast enough to his liking? An angry toddler in a 50 year old man body.

Oh, and I definitely didn’t call him a tranny or a man to his face (mostly to protect my own ass if he reported me over bullshit). This is just how trannies are. It’s not about politeness, or respect. It’s them finding power by turning women into punching bags in the most subtle way possible. Women like Nancy Mace and JKR enrage them because they have enough power and protection that they can’t be fully punished for saying no to their faces.

And this, frens, is how TERFs are born.

Regular women who have been very live and let live up until now see this and think "Wait, am I a TERF?" Some double down on TWAW, desperately seeking their good girl libshit points and ignoring the constant shoving forward of goalposts. Others peak in that moment, realizing perhaps for the first time that these men are not only dangerous but quite insane, and that at the end of the day they ALL hate women.

Welcome to the dark side, ladies.

What we've seen troons say and do since January is just the tip of the iceberg. Trannies are going to get much worse and I'm here for it, they can't help but resort to their default state of male when things don't go their way. I've said before they're like the school bully who's only tough because he's got a bunch of goons backing him up. The goons are gone and these cowards are still huffing and puffing like they rule the playground.

Husbands, brothers, uncles, and fathers need to be on notice that the women in their life need their protection right now. As a feminist I'm all about female empowerment but these men in dresses are going to get violent and it's going to be directed at women because they're pussies and won't step to other men, "empowerment" won't help us against deranged troons.

This is the thread that comment came from btw: https://old.reddit.com/r/actuallesb...nsphobia_under_the_guise_of_protecting_women/ Posted in r/actuallesbians because of course it is.

Regardless of how people think about the LGB (although it is telling that hatred of the T is becoming more bipartisan while attitudes regarding the LGB are mostly the same), they gained rights by mostly acting like normal people (as many of them indeed are anyway), keeping more than the odd PDA in the bedroom, and denouncing particularly nonce offshoots like NAMBLA.

Basically, much like with other minority groups, they sought to prove that they are normal enough and really just want to be left alone like the average person, including having rights guaranteed to those average people like spousal rights. (And most of the ones that did just want to bumfuck each other just wanted to be left alone to bumfuck each other in their private spaces; unlike drag storytime in the local library, you have to go out of your way to find, let alone enter, a gay bathhouse.) Most of them also didn’t visibly chimp out at questions like “so which of you is the husband and which is the wife” from someone trying to understand gay relationships. Meanwhile trannies lash out, often violently, if you ask questions such as “what does that neogender mean” or accidentally call the “ma’am” the sir he actually is.

The T really acted so horribly that they destroyed what goodwill they created when it was easier to live and let live with them. The overwhelming majority of people in the Peaking thread say the same: they weren’t groomed by “TERFs,” they were so horrified by what troons said or did that they couldn’t give benefit of the doubt anymore.

Trannies did this to themselves. They had a chance to prove that they weren’t a danger to anyone, and if they indeed weren’t then it should’ve been an easy win. Instead they doubled down on being abusive degenerates that wanted to invade, colonize, and terrorize, only to act confused that their “activism” is no longer working and people are fighting back. Love that for them.

 

[gampboonerisms]

TiMs in the women's restroom: nonconsensual bathroom selfies, intrusive questions, unasked-for mystery tampons, peeping at naked babies on the change table, aggressive and overtly sexual behavior
TiFs in the men's restroom: endless angst and anxiety about urinal ettiquette, hides in the handicapped stall and has a panic attack if a man looks at her for more than two seconds, may accidentally throw her packer in the toilet.

I know which one I'd prefer TBH

you forgot the urinal cake wiping,

Petty little liars: an allegedly stealth TiF gets clocked so fucking fast, her head is spinning, and somehow still thinks she's gotten away with her ruse after blatantly attempting to mislead her clocker.
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I said this post to a friend in the most valley girl way and he couldn't stop laughing. it gets funnier for me imagining the little dood at dollar tree or walmart (basically my hometown).