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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 181 17.5%

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No one wants to admit it but but Blood Games would have been horrible if it wasn't for Jon's constant tantrums/chimp outs and being a nonstop agitating force towards everyone and they really don't have anyone else in their stable that can fill that role.
Jon was the MVP of Bloodgames without a doubt. It's easy for me to forget that there was a period of Bloodgames that suffered a bit after Jon quit, the good parts were so good it overpowers that little segment of 2.5. Jon's inability to larp was fucking hilarious, I know some people here get fucking pissed off when the fish break the larp for whatever reason but I loved it. The dynamic of the wiggers and Xavier being so dedicated to the larp never breaking character when the fish were just acting like themselves going with the flow (or against the flow) made for peak comedy. If the fish were trying to larp as hard as the wiggers were it wouldn't have been nearly as funny and would have been mostly cringe.

Jon constantly scurrying into the woods and slowly destroying his body was amazing too, that's gonna be hard to replicate
 
I usually think this thread has the best fishtank takes, but several people picked Haley for blood games and that might make me reconsider.
I guess she was "content" in some way, but the most annoying way possible. Just like with Trish, I feel like some people might misremember how grating she was. Oftentimes not even in a fun way...
If they do cast her, they need to cast enough people who are able to keep her in check and won't fuck her.
 
I usually think this thread has the best fishtank takes, but several people picked Haley for blood games and that might make me reconsider.
I guess she was "content" in some way, but the most annoying way possible. Just like with Trish, I feel like some people might misremember how grating she was. Oftentimes not even in a fun way...
If they do cast her, they need to cast enough people who are able to keep her in check and won't fuck her.
She's remembered fondly I guess because of how aggressive she was on Bitchtank. While I found her annoying in the moment, looking back I have to admit that she really mogged the tank. Not sure how it would translate to Bloodgames though and if she'd be willing/able to come back and be like that.
 
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are we so sure there will be prior contestants in Bloodgames 2? it doesnt mention "All Stars" in the title like the first one. idk, i imagine they'll make use of at least a few past contestants (cough burt, alex b) but bringing back people from S1 and S2 might be beating a dead horse, unless they can get Cole back. we might be seeing some new faces here.

i've also been wondering, if they do get Alex B, which would make a lot of sense for a LARPing scenario, its gonna be interesting to see him interact with Burt and Frank since they'll probably also be there. 90% chance he crashes out and leaves early again. he will NEVER wrap his head around what the show's about and that he just needs to roll with the punches instead of losing his shit at every turn. the only way i could see them making it work is if hes in a different faction from them and they're enemies, because trying to make Alex B work together with them wouldnt work for more than ten seconds.
 
YouTube fucking sucks and only wants to show me videos of David goggins. Pretend I posted the video of Jon doing pushups in the rain. He's an all time great even though he's a retarded coke head now. I'm sure if he's around his father figure Sam Hyde he'll straighten out
 
I just hope they do this sooner rather than wait until mid-summer where it's gonna be too hot and humid, the IP Hunger Games showed how important the climate is for something like this. Nobody wants to watch the contestants moping around from heat exhaustion.
 
are we so sure there will be prior contestants in Bloodgames 2? it doesnt mention "All Stars" in the title like the first one. idk, i imagine they'll make use of at least a few past contestants (cough burt, alex b) but bringing back people from S1 and S2 might be beating a dead horse, unless they can get Cole back. we might be seeing some new faces here.

i've also been wondering, if they do get Alex B, which would make a lot of sense for a LARPing scenario, its gonna be interesting to see him interact with Burt and Frank since they'll probably also be there. 90% chance he crashes out and leaves early again. he will NEVER wrap his head around what the show's about and that he just needs to roll with the punches instead of losing his shit at every turn. the only way i could see them making it work is if hes in a different faction from them and they're enemies, because trying to make Alex B work together with them wouldnt work for more than ten seconds.

I think you're right on this not being an all-stars season. Sam has trashed S3 a couple times now on his podcast, and Jet talks shit on the S3 cast pretty regularly in fishtank chat. The social media posts point towards all these auditions, and streamstars etc having a role to play in the casting of this. I'm sure we will get a few S3 ppl like Burt and Alex B but I bet a lot of the main characters end up being super fans and ppl from bitchtank like Claire and Oddbod.
 
I think you're right on this not being an all-stars season. Sam has trashed S3 a couple times now on his podcast, and Jet talks shit on the S3 cast pretty regularly in fishtank chat. The social media posts point towards all these auditions, and streamstars etc having a role to play in the casting of this. I'm sure we will get a few S3 ppl like Burt and Alex B but I bet a lot of the main characters end up being super fans and ppl from bitchtank like Claire and Oddbod.
im honestly gonna be disappointed if the whole cast are streamstars people. dont get me wrong, im tired of seeing the same faces over and over, but the last thing i want is a bunch of tryhard fans larping. if streamstars is the best the fans have to offer, it may end up pretty cringe. but im trusting the plan because usually the Neptunian Kino manifests itself even when you think all hope is lost.
 
The lack of "all stars" in the title is curious. Either it was an oversight by Jet and the wiggers, or they're going to cast more freeloaders from past seasons and Bitchtank contestants. Maybe even some of the randos from Streamstars or their casting event.

This could go either way.
Tai and Greg are the only blood games party members i want back as main characters. Everyone else npc or not invited.
Greg needs to be brough back as a player character. He should've taken Vance's place in Bloodgames honestly.
 
Trish; I'm confused, it's like you guys forgot watching the show lol. The dumb bitch has no ability to think on her feet. Her only redeemable quality is her ability to take abuse.
I agree with most of your takes but you're being overly harsh to Trish here. She's obviously not a smart person but she's an incredibly good sport that never complains and is down to do just about anything short of eating Fatty's shit off a plate. I think she added quite a bit to season 2 and Bloodgames and I enjoy her as a fish.
 
I agree with most of your takes but you're being overly harsh to Trish here. She's obviously not a smart person but she's an incredibly good sport that never complains and is down to do just about anything short of eating Fatty's shit off a plate. I think she added quite a bit to season 2 and Bloodgames and I enjoy her as a fish.
Not every fish can be a Letty, Jimmy or Alex B. Every cast needs a few relatively normal people that are still fun and good sports.
 
I think there will be 0 streamstars on Blood Games and it will only be *Tank contestants as the Party. I don't even think streamstars will be NPCs.
Maybe one or 2 will be brought on as minor NPC's at most. But one of the locals working on building the actual set at Jet's Scientology compound in the woods probably has a better shot of getting on.
 
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Maryjane (from ADL) – She was pretty much the only thing that made that show watchable. She’s tight with Shadi, so there’s a chance—though Jet might nix it since she lacks FTL background.
She might be willing to do it if Jet asked her, she's in New York rn doing photoshoot with that Cvatik guy so it isn't hard to bring her to Rhode Island either.
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Out of all Fishtank contestant, I want to see her interact with Jimmy the most. I bet Jimmy would act like he's above her but wouldn't mind if she ask him to go into the woods for some private time. Mary Jane is like when you crank up Letty's attraction to tard to 11.

As for Jon, you might see him on Bloodgames cause he's desperate for relevancy. I bet someone kicked him from the boxing event.
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I wish Jet would force Jon to wear purple lipstick and then kick him out.
 
She might be willing to do it if Jet asked her, she's in New York rn doing photoshoot with that Cvatik guy so it isn't hard to bring her to Rhode Island either.
Imagine the seethe from Jon if Jet manages to poach an ADL contestant. Would almost be insult to injury after how hard ADL crashed and burned.
Out of all Fishtank contestant, I want to see her interact with Jimmy the most. I bet Jimmy would act like he's above her but wouldn't mind if she ask him to go into the woods for some private time. Mary Jane is like when you crank up Letty's attraction to tard to 11.
For all his tough talk about degeneracy, Jimmy has proven time and time again that he has no standards when it comes to women. He was really into Nifty for awhile even though she's a polygroid.
 
Claire, on her drunk stream a couple of weeks ago, said that she was asked to be on Bloodgames 2
Now we know Jet goes to /bant/ too.
I think there will be 0 streamstars on Blood Games and it will only be *Tank contestants as the Party. I don't even think streamstars will be NPCs.
I'm sure some of the Stream Stars have already submitted casting videos and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them makes it as a lesser NPC or gimpslave to the wiggers.

Here's my list of who I want to see on BG2:
This does not count Sam, Jet, etc. because they're just gonna be there. Xavier is also obviously gonna be there too.
  • Luke, I mean come on, he's just so good. He would excel in any role but I'd prefer him to be one of the heroes/player characters.
  • Burt, specifically because of Luke who is good at directing him when the wiggers don't and when Burt is looping in a way not even Luke can save he's really good at making fun of Burt during said loop and keeping things interesting.
  • Mizzy, she's shown to be a good sport and she's desperate enough to try anything. She's also not a good actress but in a way that I think will make her trying and failing to LARP funny. Remember, Bloodgames isn't about actually LARPing well, it's about being entertaining while attempting to LARP. It would also be interesting to see Xavier interact with her, she has a tendency to try to sandbag when life isn't Mizzy and I bet he could cut through that in an entertaining way.
  • Tai, he's just really funny. I think he might be better as an NPC though.
  • Jobe, he should be an NPC though.
  • Alex B (male), he'd be really high energy and I think he would take the LARP more seriously than anyone else. It'd also be fun to see him and Xavier interact, I think Xavier could get a lot out of Alex.
  • Trish, as a basically useless NPC again. She's a good sport and she sucks in a way that's endearing rather than boring or cringe. Sam bounces off of her well, especially in the moments where everyone's just hanging out.
  • Jimmy, he is true cringe kino in a way that only The Raped can be.
  • Bex in a more creative role, I feel a lot of her creativity has been squandered in Fishtank so far and let's face it, the show needs a female touch in production.
  • Greg, I've been keeping up with him since a bit before SeGREGated and I feel when he's on his own he's not very interesting but when he's part of a larger production he can be very, very good.
  • Frank, I remember him saying a while ago he wanted to be on the original Bloodgames, I think his strength would not be in hassling people (at least not in his usual way) but as an NPC. He himself has talked about transitioning away from the classic hassling as he's in a much different headspace now and I think this could be his time to show he's capable of more.
  • Blacksmith and Blacksmith's Wife, because they're just the best NPCs.
  • Alex Stein, obviously he's super great with Burt but he's also improved in general every season, like he's figured out how best to do his shtick in Fishtank.
  • Kawan's got potential, I'd be willing to give him another shot.
  • Yoobles from Stream Stars has enough energy that he'd make a good vampire or other combat-centric NPC. Vecmen too.
  • Binx, haha just kidding Binx stinks.
That's all I could think of for now, I'm sure I forgot some. I DON'T want Fatty (I know he'll be there though...) and I don't want Vance as anything but the guy who does cigarette deliveries.
 
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