Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Imagine a world where Karl won. We wouldn't be getting these bants
 
I feel like now is a good time to remember youtube dislikes aren't real, and knowing Karl the youtube likes aren't real either. It's all guess work done by the dislike extension. Only Karl will ever know the true like/dislike ratio because there's a 0% chance he'll ever put that info out himself.

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I don't think people with RYD installed will be particularly swayed to like or dislike Karl's video, IMO it's a pretty decent approximation.
 
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In any other context, this would be scummy behavior.

But I think Billy earned the right to make fun of this albino bozo after the accusations he made against him.
Never have I ever thought Billy Mitchell would earn some credibility or even clout after the crap he pulled for years but holy hell. Turns out Billy was right about Karl lmao.
 
Karl's obsession with taking down Billy Mitchell was retarded to begin with. What is the benefit aside from money and ego stroking?
A more cynical sinister take would be to take the focus away from the people that were actually responsible for Apollo Legend.

If you take Karl at his word, he made so many Billy Mitchell videos to try and drive up ad revenue because his lawyers were so expensive.
 
Karl's obsession with taking down Billy Mitchell was retarded to begin with. What is the benefit aside from money and ego stroking?
Karl made a lot of money destroying one of Billy's friends from back in the 80's, Todd Rogers.

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Todd was a Twin Galaxies referee for a long time and was present for a lot of Billy's achievements. He held hundreds of retro arcade records for decades and was generally considered to be the arcade GOAT throughout the 80s, 90s, and early 00's. The big problem was Todd was a gigantic cheater and liar, and basically all his records from the 80s were fabricated. He used his insider position at Twin Galaxies to force shit through without proper validation and it came back to bite him in the ass in the last 2 decades. A younger generation with better technology and more autism poured through his old records and proved many were impossible.

The fallout was pretty huge in the retro community. It caused widespread skepticism about old and new records alike and spawned a group of hyper nerds that pour through useless vidya footage to prove other losers lack honor. It's how I found Karl's content. I believe Todd sued Karl at one point over Karl's multiple exposes talking about Todd's cheating. I can't remember if Karl won or Todd, who was already very poor, ran out of money. Either way, Karl totally annihilated Todd and totally destroyed any ability he had to earn a living off his past. He's probably sleeping on a pissy mattress in a trailer somewhere, but NOBODY is happier about Billy's win than Todd fucking Rogers.

At least to me, Karl made it seem like the lawsuit with Billy was going to be a 1:1 recreation of the lawsuit with Todd. In reality, Billy had financial security and could afford to see a lawsuit to judgement. Todd didn't. Also, Todd sued Karl over cheating accusations, and there was overwhelming proof that Todd was a cheater. Karl made it seem like Billy was suing him over cheating claims that also had overwhelming evidence (finger girders), when in reality, he was suing over the ApolloLegend suicide.

I think this was all by design. Karl got rich off ruining the few remaining years of a shitty old man that normies didn't know or care about. He turned him into a household name for millions of people, then drove his dick into the dirt. He thought Billy's lawsuit was Pay Day: Round 2. It looks more like karma has come calling after dragging Todd so hard. I'm not defending Todd. He is a piece of shit, but I never got rich of making him more famous than he could on his own.

TL;DR- Karl did it for money.
 
I'm not sure if these were posted.
>Have extreme anxiety because of shitty life choices
>>>Smoke tons of (legal) weed
>Trying to concentrate on bizarre, self-inflicted life trauma
>>>Take meds
>Can't sleep because of those meds to concentrate
>>>Take different meds
>Life still spiraling out of control
>>>Take different meds

Just 10, 15 years ago. There was a term for people like this: "Junkies". In less than a generation, this shit is now average life for white people.

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But at the end of the day, I don't blame Big Pharma, Jews, the media, "capitalism", or any of that shit. I blame the people who choose to live like this.
 
Billy supposedly used MAME when it was thought he used original hardware. Alot of autism went into the investigation but essentially it boiled down to Billy kept doubling down after the evidence was presented. There is also arguments that other "records" were not used with original hardware.

Most people honestly didn't give a shit, it's just Billy was really unlikeable. The whole thing with the lawsuit against Regular Show on Cartoon Network made him the "villain" of the Internet and punching bag.

It's funny that Karl Jobst is so unlikeable that it has turned various corners of the Internet into liking Billy.

Billy is an asshole but he is a cool 80's asshole. Karl is just a piece of shit con artist.
 
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