Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%
  • Total voters
    423
8500!
Please Stream, Xeet and Xeethe more faggot, we need to hit 10k by end of the year!
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BaddestSeagull said:
Branca is so not amused by Nick's retarded jokes, he'll give him a smile or a forced chuckle from time to time, but he clearly has no time for it and wants to focus on the trial. Nick can't focus on the trial because he doesn't know the case. I'm not sure if Branca is trying to be a good friend or if he thinks he'll get something out of streaming with Nick - apparently Branca has been doing okay for himself lately? His mods are also banning chat left and right.
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I was very surprised Branca had him on. Branca has been doing pretty good lately and making some interesting content but it's pretty surprising to me that he would have Nick on at this point because there's nothing to gain from it and Nick is going to offer nothing besides being a spectacle in his own right. Branca said at the beginning that chats shitting on him or Nick are fine but anyone talking about his (Branca's) family would be banned outright. I have to imagine that's primarily happening because of the presence of Nick.
 
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Prediction time:

Nick will get yeeted off of YouTube for a conduct violation sooner or later (probably sooner). Only, this time, they'll be less people that will come to his aid and it'll actually stick.

He'll either switch fully to Rumble, without a contract, or he'll have to go to someplace like Kick.

Basically, I see his online destiny being somewhat akin to Ralph's.

Also, he's full of shit yet again. He lost his contract before the arrest. "It's the gubament's fault!" No, Nick, you just suck.

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It's so funny and weird, I noticed it was hanging at 422k for months and only starts dropping again when he shows his ugly balldo on stream. :story: :story::story:
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"Oh, this motherfucker. I forgot I was subbed to him." *Click*
 
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porkWellington said:
Fucking Branca. I liked him in the past, very into his grift but funny whenever the mask would slip. I like how he's the one with the camera on and a big Law of Self Defense banner is on the bottom of the screen. Makes it seem like it's his stream and Nick's the guest. My cope is Branca's Big Dogging Nick till Nick starts falling off again.
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Branca has a problem with women. Kinda hard to unsee once you see it.

I see Nick is around 1k down on yesterday. Andrea is up.

This is it, Nick. You are as boring as fuck, completely unfunny and also your legal takes are boneheaded.

People are going to watch you flail around for a bit and then you are destined to those few hundred hardcore balldo washers.

It's delightful to see it unfold.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
On his return stream he was playing Pedotips voice AI saying shit like "fuck niggers", I was half-expecting him to get temp banned midstream.
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I have to tell you, it takes a considerable amount of restraint to not hit the report button, just to fuck with him, at this point. But I feel it's important to take the high road and remain adherent to KF philosophy.

Unfortunately for Nick, not everybody that wants to see him crash and burn is a Farmer.

Just like I'm sure there are a lot of people that have the probation office on speed dial, and are just waiting for an excuse.

I'm required to not pozload the neghole, but nowhere is it written that I can't laugh my ass off if and when somebody off-site does.

Good luck, Nick.
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Branca has a problem with women. Kinda hard to unsee once you see it
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Slicky Nick only has a problem with incels when they call him a cuckold.

Kurt's reply to "Dear Kurt" stream was pretty funny. His reply "til the end of time" is that Nick is a "felonious, adulterous, drug using cuck" and that is "all anyone needs to say to him, forever."

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I have to tell you, it takes a considerable amount of restraint to not hit the report button, just to fuck with him
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Think of the long game when the urge arrives. The more Nick spirals in viewers, he will be more and more ridiculous to attract attention.

When he realises the time/profit loss, that his old numbers aren't coming back and is faced with the reality he's going to be streaming for his Parole Officer's pleasure, he's gonna be so assmad every single stream.
 
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Je$ter said:
His law license is suspended as well because he didn't keep up with continuing education.
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It's also worth noting that the CLE-based suspension is in addition to the inevitable disciplinary action from the licensing committee that has yet to work it's way down the pipeline for this whole fiasco. I'm not sure about Minnesota, but in a lot of states they'll publish a fairly lengthy disciplinary decision in severe cases like this so we may get some interesting additional tidbits there as well.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Please refrain from speculating about the identity of sources that want to help you. I thought that was a given, but seemingly not. If you accidently hit it right on the head, there's a chance he/she stops posting. Keep it in DMs if you must.
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I for one think that the drug abuse combined with his guilt of neglecting his kids has caused Nick himself to develop a Two-Face esque split personality that he is unaware of, one so ashamed of his actions he snitches on himself and posts it here out of guilt under the name MNPublicrecords.

I will not be accepting any other evidence, this is my truth.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Please refrain from speculating about the identity of sources that want to help you. I thought that was a given, but seemingly not. If you accidently hit it right on the head, there's a chance he/she stops posting. Keep it in DMs if you must.
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Maybe I’m paranoid, but I’m not convinced that anyone who wants to publicly dox MNPR isn’t on Balldo payroll. At the very least, a “notice me senpai!!” Balldowasher.

I apologize if that’s really not the case, but from here on out, I would find MNPR identity discussions really sus.
 
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