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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%

  • Total voters
    1,031
It was supposed to be real on Bloodgames 1 but the wiggers contacted her too late and expected her to just drop everything and show up in time for the last couple days which obviously isn't possible for most people.
I'm a Wigger-blamer but let's be clear - Nifty does not have anything going on that couldn't be dropped instantly to go get paid.
 
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Betty just posted and deleted something about “somebody trying to do something on the site that got stopped before it happened” or something? I saw the post when I opened xitter but then she deleted it. The replies here imply someone tried to kill themselves on the website.
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she's most likely full of shit
 
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Betty just posted and deleted something about “somebody trying to do something on the site that got stopped before it happened” or something? I saw the post when I opened xitter but then she deleted it. The replies here imply someone tried to kill themselves on the website.
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she's most likely full of shit
The actual news is that one of her simp, known for being the one who drove to her old address in her community, committed suicide after he got convinced that she has a boyfriend by another simps.
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Since the old OP is relatively out of date, letting know that I'll start working on a new version soon. When he first draft gets ready, I'll DM the chat regulars for review and hopefully we can get it updated.
Make sure you include @Karen Horney 's Table of Contents for this thread that has links to the start of everyday of the show in this thread. If you want to find a specific post from when a certain season was active? Just use the links in the Table of Contents and it will take you directly to that day where you can easily find what you are looking for. I've had this post bookmarked for a long time and it's been extremely helpful in navigating this thread and should be in the OP.

Personally I think the OP is mostly pretty perfect as it is since it adequately explains what the show is and gives the very basic early background in the context of the information we had in the very beginning, right before Day 1 of season 1 started. I don't think it's necessary to have a complete recap of every season in the OP or a giant list of every single person that's ever stepped foot into the tank with a complete transcript of their entire lives before and after they've been in the tank. Just adding this Table of Contents to the OP for easy navigation to whatever Season and day you want would go a very long way in improving what is already there.
The first chunk of the OP is pretty much fine, aside from exact dollar/token amounts. I don't think it needs to be a comprehensive breakdown of everything that's happened. Before season 3 started, I went through the thread and made note of where discussion began for each day, it provides touchstones where to jump to in the thread for rereading or when looking for something in particular. I'll be doing s3 after Christmas.

Midnight was usually in the middle of the action, so these are instead the first post of a fish being active in the morning.
 
Holy shit, I just realized who they could really get for Bloodgames 2...

NIFTY.
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
They should get Styx/Tarl on it and he can RP as a vampirate like he already does and Sam can subtly mock him for his retardation while every woman on the show is warned via TTS he's a wife beater and deadbeat dad.
 
They should get Styx/Tarl on it and he can RP as a vampirate like he already does and Sam can subtly mock him for his retardation while every woman on the show is warned via TTS he's a wife beater and deadbeat dad.
Careful what you wish for.
Tarl might be famous enough that Jet starts sucking his dick, just like with Alex Stein.
Then you have to endure weeks of TTS getting blocked and Tarl getting treated with the utmost respect.
 
Careful what you wish for.
Tarl might be famous enough that Jet starts sucking his dick, just like with Alex Stein.
Then you have to endure weeks of TTS getting blocked and Tarl getting treated with the utmost respect.
Unpopular Opinion: I like the Alex Stein stuff that they've been doing every season since season one.

He's actually funny as fuck. He kind of sounds like Gilbert Gotfried(sp?) when he's screaming at microphones. I don't watch or follow anything he does besides fishtank but I watched Fatty on his show a long time ago. He is trying so hard to be a political commentator or talk show host but he's following the wrong formula.

Honourable mention kino moment: https://youtu.be/jSeWZUBAqp0?t=329
 
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Tarl might be famous enough that Jet starts sucking his dick, just like with Alex Stein.
Then you have to endure weeks of TTS getting blocked and Tarl getting treated with the utmost respect.
I like Stein, and I think his inclusion helped S3. It definitely helped the "famous house" illusion when that one guy recognized him.

They should get Styx/Tarl on it and he can RP as a vampirate like he already does and Sam can subtly mock him for his retardation while every woman on the show is warned via TTS he's a wife beater and deadbeat dad.
That's just a knock-off Cobes, whom Sam and Tay shouted out last Bloodgames.
 
I thought about it and I think I could deal with Hayley being there, if they pit her against Binx. I didn't even really hate Binx, I just think she's really uninteresting. It would be kind of funny to see how long she'd be able to keep the cool girl persona up.
The only part that Binx could successfully play is an Energy Vampire.
 
That's just a knock-off Cobes, whom Sam and Tay shouted out last Bloodgames.
I would PAY to see Cobes on FT but he's way too hard to tard wrangle. Even the logistics of getting him to Massachusetts wouldn't work out. His fashion would set off all the TSA metal detectors and he'd be pretty pissy on the flight because you can't smoke/vape/chew on a plane. And skygod help him if he buys their overpriced drinks and crashes out mid flight.

And then there's the fact the Bloodgames would force him to not only go outside (a rarity in this era of the Cobraverse) but interact with people who aren't Clint or drug addicts from Casper. You'd have to use a Scroll of Touch Grass to get him to agree to that and his dark powers are strong. It could be good for him though, if Production takes away his phone for a bit.

Styx on the other hand would probably be down to clown if he doesn't go to jail for domestic violence again. Imagine the arguments he'd get into with someone like Jon or Jimmy.
 
The actual news is that one of her simp, known for being the one who drove to her old address in her community, committed suicide after he got convinced that she has a boyfriend by another simps.
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Jesus Christ, killing yourself over Betty is like killing yourself because they threw out the discounted day old gas station sushi before you could buy some.
 
The actual news is that one of her simp, known for being the one who drove to her old address in her community, committed suicide after he got convinced that she has a boyfriend by another simps.
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Simp culture claims another wayward soul. Imagine backstabbing other downbad losers over a girl you've never met that only knows about you because of all the donos you gave her. A grim fate indeed.

It's people like this that make me careful which Fishtank fans and communities I associate with.
 
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