Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Herpes is Brat]

"You have the dumbest opps"
*Cry that they stole your livelihood every single day as you rage about them for hours in a twitch stream with 40 viewers*
Make it make sense

 

[tomford]

Great news Alyssa, you'll soon be permanently replaced by a person of color
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Not like anyone reads her articles anyway.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"LOOK HOW MY HATERS AND GAMERS ARE DESPERATE!!! HAHAHA!!! NOW KISS MY ASS, MY LOYAL SIMPS!!!"

It never stops being funny how she behaves on social media.

Step 1: Be super offensive and directly attack people with strawman arguments
Step 2: Pretend any negative reply to your offensive behavior is "harassment"
Step 3: Repost those interactions while pretending you are the victim

I call it the Mercunty Shuffle.

 

[Nobody Important]

Over/under on an eventual pooner saga? She’s got the build for it already.

 

[King Of Braves]

Over/under on an eventual pooner saga? She’s got the build for it already.

She won't. She's an "ally" for as long as they keep dickriding her. She knows that a tranny "harassment victim" is a dime a dozen in 2025, but an ostensibly female victim is eternal. Being a woman that fights gender norms is always going to work, being a loudmouthed troon is less and less tolerated in society by the day.

Plus she thinks she's a New York 10 when she's more like an Ohio 7, and her narcissism won't let anyone convince her otherwise. She'd never do anything that she'd think was degrading her assumed beauty. I mentioned earlier in the thread that she definitely has all the hallmarks for a pooner though, cause a lot of stuff about her screams CSA victim. But she would have played that card when she was still grifting on Kotaku if it was true.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

she's more like an Ohio 7,

Metaphorically, If I was drifting in the ocean after my ship sank, and at the very cusp of starving to death I caught her, I would throw her back without hesitation or regret.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think he worked for Destructoid but I can't speak to his contributions. All I know about Burch is that he made Borderlands dialogue even worse and his wife left him and took the Wii U.

I hope that broke his heart something fierce. Even though this is old, old news and unrelated to Mercunty, fuck that guy.

That would be insufferable and make her a victim, which is what she wants. I just want to see her destroyed in court. I know they probably won't but I hope they do a SLAPP or whatever and make her owe Jeff a ton of money

I was really hoping when she was talking about how she wanted violence that someone would have made her wish come true. Ultimately better for us all nobody did but a guy can dream.

Plus she thinks she's a New York 10 when she's more like an Ohio 7,

She's neither of these unless one is using something like a 50-point scale. I get what you're saying but there's no chance she hasn't seen many a woman in NYC that's far, far more attractive than her (an admittedly low bar), and I've been to Cleveland and seen some fine looking ladies there too that she would instantly hate if she ran across them.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa wrote an article for Jezebel about how terribly disappointed she is in the NY Rangers because they play such a terrible season, and also the recent sexual assault allegations.

https://www.jezebel.com/how-can-anyone-love-the-new-york-rangers-after-this

[LOL @ Jezebel blocking Ghostarchive] [Archive.ph]

Here is a highlight for a little tasting.



Right Alyssa, the problem is that the racism is dated. NHL should have at least 50% Affirmative Action players and be racist towards white men.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Alyssa wrote an article for Jezebel about how terribly disappointed she is in the NY Rangers because they play such a terrible season, and also the recent sexual assault allegations.

https://www.jezebel.com/how-can-anyone-love-the-new-york-rangers-after-this

[LOL @ Jezebel blocking Ghostarchive] [Archive.ph]

Here is a highlight for a little tasting.

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Right Alyssa, the problem is that the racism is dated. NHL should have at least 50% Affirmative Action players and be racist towards white men.

Wow it's just plain insane that the fucking Jezebel published a pity piece from her about the NY rangers of all things, I'm sure that'll be widely popular. I think it's pretty safe to say that her career in the "gaming industry" is officially finished and that she is running out of favors to cash in.

Enjoy counting views of chud YouTubers Alyssa, atleast you'll still have a small crew of reply guys against people you don't like on X

 

[AnOminous]

She's neither of these unless one is using something like a 50-point scale.

There's nowhere she's above a 4 after she makes this facial expression.

Even if you're desperate, you kick this slam pig to the curb after coming in her. And make sure you leave no address. And also kill yourself, you desperate faggot.

 

[Hweeks]

Yeah she is a 2 at best, just looks so sickly, pale and out of shape. Plus she looks like she smells like wet garbage.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Alyssa is trying to do another victory lap by presenting a random assortment of videos with a variety of different topics as "evidence the chuds are losing".
Her attempts to remain relevant by putting herself at the center of a self-made controversy is so transaprent.

LOL. She's so victorious, yet she lost her cushy games """journalism"""" job and is now waiting tables and posting pics of her on shitter just to get a crumb of Hasan's attention when he can afford a much higher class and league of woman than Abyssa.

Meanwhile, JT easily got his fans to pony up for a lawyer, and is making money from talking shit about her, when all she can do is screech online for free.

ARE YOU TIRING OF WINNING YET, ABYSSA?

 

[The Hardest R]

Lmao at Jezebel. Mercunte is just slinging her bullshit at anyone that will take it, likely for little or nothing. I don’t recall the last time anyone mentioned Jizzabel, even insultingly. Hasn’t been any time this decade for sure.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

You should see her thoughts on Star Wars fans.
(Archive)

 

[Oliver Onions]

Over/under on an eventual pooner saga? She’s got the build for it already.

Too much work for not enough gain. Pooners don't get anywhere near the grifting power that hons do, because mtfs hate women so they only support their fellow gooners.

A proper OnlyFans arc is far more likely. I doubt it'd be successful, but selling her body is the one skillset Alyssa arguably has.

I don’t recall the last time anyone mentioned Jizzabel, even insultingly. Hasn’t been any time this decade for sure.

Ironically the last time I heard Jezebel mentioned was during GamerGate, so it's a perfect match for Alyssa. I'd always assumed they were a part of Gawker and got shuttered after Hulkamania ran wild on them.

 

[stupid frog]

Plus she thinks she's a New York 10 when she's more like an Ohio 7

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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She goes through style phases like nothing I have ever seen before .... wait.

 

[deeman]

If she dressed accordingly, cut down on her make up and shut her fucking mouth up, she could technically be a Thundera 8, but that's me being optimistic.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Her personality is a negative number and so are her looks. I think she needs more tattoos.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

You should see her thoughts on Star Wars fans.
(Archive)
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"Shut up and consume my disney star wars rape fetish you momma's boys fascist chuds"



I swear this woman is like a madlib for media slop you could change a few words and it could be about anything.