Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 143 39.1%

  • Total voters
    366
He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.
Day 3 is the worst yet.

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Nick saw all the mean posts ITT about how bad AI Nick looks, so he cranked the Chad level to 11. I don’t know why Branca has an eyepatch, nor why this Karen woman has a halo situation type deal going on. It’s just really bad.
 
If having a job is part of his stipulations, and the PO accepts this as a job, then you don't want him having a real job. I think many of you are failing to realize the hilarity that could ensue from court ordered streaming.

He will not be able to hide the drinking forever. He will not be able to try to no-show for long periods trying to let the heat die down and wait out da hayderz. He will not be able to duck when the inevitable Monty case crashes in on him.

If it's court ordered streaming, it will become Nick's personal hell.
 
After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL
Branca went to Nicks live event in Tennessee and I think the Vegas one as well. Branca was one of the guests to visit the playboy themed airbnb. No report on branca going to hedo 2 or anime cons.
 
again weird slightly off topic. more of a lawtube question are there any youtube lawyers that started doing the kinda shit that got nick known?

Like they read court filings and explain them in a law101 type fashion
 
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Nick saw all the mean posts ITT about how bad AI Nick looks, so he cranked the Chad level to 11.
We already knew he’s insecure as fuck, with body dysmorphia and disordered eating like a woman. But this AI shit is beyond insane. The drugs did PROFOUND, permanent damage.

This is almost as nutbars as him claiming he’s raised millions of dollars for charity. Just absolutely delusional with no connection to reality.
 
Nick shows & tells the story of his balldo snek shoulder piece tattoo:

Funny thing is that this isn’t even the worst new tattoo this year. The colors on this thing look more like the artist just filled in splotches of color between his old line work, just to cover Nicks entire upper arm in as much black, yellow, & puce as possible.
ETA: from 04/21/2025 stream.
 
Nick shows & tells the story of his balldo snek shoulder piece tattoo:
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Funny thing is that this isn’t even the worst new tattoo this year. The colors on this thing look more like the artist just filled in splotches of color between his old line work, just to cover Nicks entire upper arm in as much black, yellow, & puce as possible.
ETA: from 04/21/2025 stream.
Isn't it typical of Rekieta that he claims to like the fact lots of people despise his tattoo.
He doesn't have the weeb wars cover any more, he doesn't have the funny and weird drunk lawyer any more, and other than the last few holdouts people can see him for what he is (spoiler" not a lawyer, a liar).
I like how scared he looks though. Good. Feel the stress, family abuser. You put the people around you through hell you toxic manchild.
 
Going off playboard he got $302
Playboard is approximately right. 45 superchats, 5 gifted memberships. All the money could be in Supertips, but skimming through the stream I've seen few (they have a distinct look that is easy to spot).
donated: $1.99
donated: $5.00
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donated: $2.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $6.66
donated: $4.99
donated: $9.99
donated: €11.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $1.99
donated: $10.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $5.00
donated: MX$20.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $20.00
donated: NOK 20.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $1.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: CA$2.00

was gifted a membership by Andrew
was gifted a membership by Andrew
was gifted a membership by Andrew
was gifted a membership by Andrew
was gifted a membership by Andrew

Some chats:
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2025-04-24 - 08_25_26 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp2025-04-24 - 08_27_27 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp2025-04-24 - 08_27_36 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp2025-04-24 - 08_29_09 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp2025-04-24 - 08_29_27 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp2025-04-24 - 08_29_45 - Karen Read Trial - Day 2 - Prosecution Case Continues - YouTube.webp
 
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I am telling you that Nick has convinced himself he himself is making the thumbnails better and not the fact he just changed some settings and words in the ai prompt.
Nick genuinely thinks those AI images are reasonable facsimiles of what he looks like. His insecurity is bottomless. I’m rooting for a plastic surgery arc ASAP.

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Playboard is approximately right. 45 superchats, 5 gifted memberships. All the money must be in Supertips.
donated: $1.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $6.66
donated: $4.99
donated: $9.99
donated: €11.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $1.99
donated: $10.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $5.00
donated: MX$20.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $20.00
donated: NOK 20.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $1.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: CA$2.00

Some chats:
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149 at the arrest?
The cops literally saved Nick's life
 
Playboard is approximately right. 45 superchats, 5 gifted memberships. All the money must be in Supertips.
donated: $1.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $6.66
donated: $4.99
donated: $9.99
donated: €11.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $1.99
donated: $10.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $5.00
donated: MX$20.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $20.00
donated: NOK 20.00
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $19.99
donated: $1.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: CA$2.00

Some chats:
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Nick is maneroxic you notice he’s skinny, but doesn’t actually spend any time lifting weights or doing cardio to get muscular he just denies himself food. He has major problems psychologically around the issue I wouldn’t put it past him to starve his children to keep them thin.
 
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