Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

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lmao

Hahaha! What a fucking hook nosed kike.

I bet he's reading this thread right now, noticed people are trying to circumvent his Whore Protection Safeguards and switched on "Hardcore Balldoguard Mode".

All the better. What a way to drop interaction even further Nick! Who wants to watch a complete fucking dead air livestream without even a live chat to pass the time. No one. Enjoy your Parole Office Pleasuring Stream. Just remember, it's Sunk Cost, Nick! Enjoy! Hahahaha!



Alright fess up who was this

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Also is this horrorcow dying his fucking hair? For real?

He's been dying his hair for several years.

Since Kayla loooves grey hair so much and all the stress of getting caught by "the government" must have given him even more grey hair, his dark hair dye is probably used to specifically DENY her his grey hair.

Long gone are the days of Nick outperforming Law&Crime

Did he ever out do them? As I remembered it, during Rittenhouse he was nearly neck and neck with them and he expected to surpass them during Depp. Right before the trial began he was stating how it was his goal to surpass and destroy them in views, but he quickly never mentioned that again when it was clear that Depp was even more successful for Law and Crime and Nick was now way behind them.

Is this his actual thumbnail? Why does he look like someone who is one moment away turning his gun on himself?

Who made this, Ryan the editor? Branca / Branca's team? I don't picture Nick going to the trouble.

I saw a clip earlier where he was on someone else’s show and can’t find it again, someone asked when he’d be practicing law again, and he said that his license was suspended due to the CLE thing, but even if he addressed that
, “I’m sure they’d find some other reason”.

He said this on his trial stream this morning with Branca.

This is correct, but he said the exact same thing somewhere else within the past few weeks also.

The way to deal with this is to find a word/phrase he loves to use and start using it as a substitute for one of the things he dislikes. That way he will be forced to ban a word he loves and it's ruined. Classic school yard tactics. We did this with 'school spirit' making it refer to fucking e.g. "The principle and the english teacher have school spirit". The principle loved to say it all the time and once it was redefined they stopped.

Fun = Mandy
Goo = April
Levity = Dosing Children with cocaine (whether accidentally or on purpose.)
Driving = Cheating on his Wife

 

[Captain Manning]

He wishes he could have managed Kyle Rittenhouse's social media after the acquittal bc he thinks he'd have been able to make him richer (or something).

Is he for real?!?!

Hahahahahahaha!

God DAMN he is delusional!

He STILL considers himself he's a social media expert.

Oh yeah, there's a filtering going on. The smarter people are filtering themselves out.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Read Stream Day 2 - Rekieta Notables.

Great stuff, I couldn't watch them for long, it was too painful. I did turn it on from time to time and I need to add this: Nick won't shut up about his own case while discussing Karen Read trial. It's like he thinks being charged with a felony gave him this amazing insight into how law works... which is extra hilarious as dude was a lawyer, he was supposed to know this shit without having to be caught with coke. But yeah, every time I tuned in he'd go "well in MY case..." and all of it was so mind numbingly boring and dumb. I think Branca cringed a few times, but who knows with this guy.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think Branca did some actual legal work and has developed the thick skin a lawyers needs to handle working for retard clients.
He just sits this off while he rakes in the money from the appearance as the supporting cast.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

On his return stream he was playing Pedotips voice AI saying shit like "fuck niggers", I was half-expecting him to get temp banned midstream.

So long as he keeps on Supertips, he's putting his youtube (and maybe even Rumble) at risk. What a moron.

The depressing majority of people don't have any idea that Nick even disappeared for a while, let alone why, let alone the details of the case, let alone how bad everything else about him makes him look.
They have never heard of all of the shit that we know about. If they did hear about it, they could not believe it. If they did believe it, they could not understand it. If they did understand it, they would not keep looking into it further. They're normies.

They just see that same old green icon show up in their sub feed again, vaguely remember him from the Rittenhouse or the Heard/Depp trial, and click on the stream because they want to listen to a bunch of words from someone else fill their head instead of having to be left alone with their own thoughts.

Most people wouldn't know about Nick's shenanigans, BUT FOR HIM CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT IT. He really has nothing but inert coom from his limp dick and dead brain cells.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I think Branca did some actual legal work and has developed the thick skin a lawyers needs to handle working for retard clients.
He just sits this off while he rakes in the money from the appearance as the supporting cast.

Every time Nick speaks, Branca just sits there nodding politely. the kind of nod you give when you're humouring someone you have no interest in talking to, right before you find a reason to end the conversation.

A person can only do this for so long before it becomes active avoidance and eventual distancing.

The dead air in these livestreams horrifying bad. Nick just gives stupid uninformed takes about a profession he admits apathy for, but he knows he can't cover Dick Masterson adjacent shit because his PO won't like it.

Buck broken by the state, and it couldn't happen to a better person, poor Nicky.

 

[Fapcop]

Branca's moving to TN. Nick told a story of the trashiest strip club he's ever attended in Nashville.

Why do I have the feeling, that no matter what location you bring up, Nick has some skeevy, gross story?

“Speaking of Alberta/Greensboro/Dallas, I was there one time, and they had this trashy stripclub/sexshop/gay massage parlor/You wouldn't believe the truck stop whores there!”

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.

Just look at today’s thumbnail—especially compared to yesterday’s.



Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.

 

[Sloppa]

It's really hard to tell whether Nick is being a delusional retard or a manipulative psychopath.
One is moronic and stumbling and accidental, the other is completely intentional... but it often seems like he's doing both at once.

Honestly, at this point, I think he knowingly dosed his daughter with cocaine, while he was blasted on cocaine himself. He has painted himself into a corner of lies, so he feels like he has to remain firm and ride out the derision and mockery out of a twisted sense of protecting his daughter and other children. This is why we still see Rekieta using glowing terms to describe Cocaine, which is bizarre coming from someone who claims to be a recovering addict, or someone who has become a subject of intense public ridicule because of it.

I thought his child was poisoned with cocaine unintentionally by using an unwashed glass Nick/Aaron/April/Kayla had used to mix cocaine with alcohol and left on the kitchen sink, while the older children would know to rinse out a dirty vessel before using it. Not anymore. Now I suspect Rekieta mixed a tonic of cocaine for his daughter every night, while telling her it will solve all her problems, because at that time, Rekieta truly believed Cocaine had granted him a heighted state of being, like he was a loving Father sharing a secret gift with his child.

I also think the only people who know/suspect this, would be Nick and the Social Workers/Cops etc. Kayla is a checked out doormat, April and the other one are braindead morons. So Nick has to carry this new Big Lie, even if it means sounding like a schizophrenic lunatic on stream. It's the only answer to why he keeps dragging this particularly pathetic sad cope into public discussion.
Saying 'I was an irresponsible addict and failed father who allowed my daughter to come into contact with cocaine dust. .' is par for the course, it's disgusting, terrible, but what people would expect from a cokehead with granddaddy's trust-fund. But: 'my daughter tested positive for the one drug found in enormous quantities inside my family home, because drug residue was transferred for the first and only time through a policeman's gloved hand onto her scalp and there is a very specific anomaly with cocaine testing which also happens to apply to my daughter's hair tests for cocaine, which I could not retest privately since said minor was in the custody of my parents/foster family at that time', that's beyond the pale, something else is going on.

 

[Truly Rural]

"maximum silliness" I know children's entertainers that would suffer a cringe induced stroke from phrases like this.

He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.

Yo AI, dude, add few pounds on my face, and give me some of that Kevin Spacey my hero <3 look.

 

[RussianParasite]

He wishes he could have managed Kyle Rittenhouse's social media after the acquittal bc he thinks he'd have been able to make him richer (or something).

I can’t even imagine how poorly that would have gone. Kyle at least had the good sense to stay a million miles from this fool after that debacle of an interview.

Why do I have the feeling, that no matter what location you bring up, Nick has some skeevy, gross story?

I’m sorry your dear, sweet Kayla has had to endure him for so many years. You can do better (and fix her)!

I know children's entertainers that would suffer a cringe induced stroke from phrases like this.

I’m pretty sure Blippi is both less cringy and does less coke.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I really want to believe that Nick is doing shit like that under a ridiculous false name, like when Anthony Weiner went by "Carlos Danger."


April
Avril, Abril, Aprile, Aprail, Apríla...

Anderson
Andersson, Andersen, Andersohn, Andersdottir...

"It's so funny and weird that Sam Toucan gave his ocho year old dotta yay powda"
just making him ban the words "funny" and "weird" would be hilarious.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.

He's an artless moron that doesn't understand aesthetics

His thoughts begin and end at "this made a picture that looks like me for free. Fantastic!"

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Nick wasn't just babbling like a lunatic last year, he was 'very intentional' and 'leveraging [his] platform'.

Edit: Multitasking today. From Pretty Antisocial, during the live trial stream.

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If we can trust this to be a true statement of his real thoughts (stop laughing I’m getting to a point) then this gold-standard retard genuinely thinks he was rehabilitating his image with his piles of nonsense since his arrest. Incredible.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.

Rekieta is certainly no alpha predator but he is definitely a sociopath with the soulless self obsession of a truly dangerous person.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I can’t even imagine how poorly that would have gone. Kyle at least had the good sense to stay a million miles from this fool after that debacle of an interview.

I’m sorry your dear, sweet Kayla has had to endure him for so many years. You can do better (and fix her)!

I’m pretty sure Blippi is both less cringy and does less coke.

No one is fixing her Kayla is a broken shell of a woman.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

He wishes he could have managed Kyle Rittenhouse's social media after the acquittal bc he thinks he'd have been able to make him richer (or something).

Holy shit is he still delusional enough to think he has any social media savvy whatsoever? I remember him going on about making a program to teach people how to be influencers but he had the thinnest veneer of a career at the time, now every single point of contact he has with the Internet is declining.

No one is fixing her Kayla is a broken shell of a woman.

I believe in @Fapcop

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick is just what they call a sleazeball ,all his jokes are terrible and don’t make any sense the guy really is leisure suit Larry.


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Larry at least manages to have some charisma (despite being a colossal dork).
Nick doesn't even have that anymore.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No one is fixing her Kayla is a broken shell of a woman.

If anyone can fix her, it's that sweet sweet body cam footage money offer from Null.