Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Beavis]

By his own admission Nick said he feels the probation time and terms are too harsh. Some of the balldo washers are trying to spin it as a win because he didn’t lose his kids permanently and wasn’t executed.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

he didn’t lose his kids permanently and wasn’t executed

I count both of those as a net-loss for the kids.

 

[Je$ter]

Prescription meth and ket are expensive.

Prescription meth is called Desoxyn. Prescription amphetamine salt combo is Adderall. Also. Ketamine is much much cheaper than cocaine.

 

[not william stenchever]

Fucking word. People sure know how to ruin a good thing.

I don't care if it is Dan. I don't care if it isn't. Helping Nick figure out who it is or isn't is only going to kill the fun.

It's natural to be curious but yeah, don't unwittingly do footwork for the coked out shitheel.

 

[datura_binge]

Idk if anyone has posted it but apparantly Nick is gonna be livestreaming with Branca covering the Karen Read trial here very shortly. He isn't on yet, apparently. Late as usual, but still. Weird considering he "isn't and never was a law channel".

 

[Je$ter]

Idk if anyone has posted it but apparantly Nick is gonna be livestreaming with Branca covering the Karen Read trial here very shortly. He isn't on yet, apparently. Late as usual, but still. Weird considering he "isn't and never was a law channel".

His law license is suspended as well because he didn't keep up with continuing education.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Just for the record, Emily Baker has racked up 346K views on yesterday's stream of the Karen Read trial.
Nick shows 44K.
Law&Crime Network has 392K, EDB is second.
Court TV had 263K, for third most watched.

 

[datura_binge]

Nicks description of himself now is "actual criminal" and he is describing his expertise as being in "criminal narcotics law". He looks like he's sweating a lot, or at least his hair looks soaked. He also does not know how to use streaming platforms, it is very apparent.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick claiming he got a good deal when he got 5 fucking years of probation is mind blowing, thats longer than the recommended sentence for similar offenders, that means he by definition, got a shit deal

Nikki is a special boy. If he's forced to eat shit it isn't shit but instead the divine nectar of the gods.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Branca is so not amused by Nick's retarded jokes, he'll give him a smile or a forced chuckle from time to time, but he clearly has no time for it and wants to focus on the trial. Nick can't focus on the trial because he doesn't know the case. I'm not sure if Branca is trying to be a good friend or if he thinks he'll get something out of streaming with Nick - apparently Branca has been doing okay for himself lately? His mods are also banning chat left and right.

 

[ShinyStar]

View attachment 7265905I looked up insufferable faggot and here's the image it showed
Also is this horrorcow dying his fucking hair? For real?

He looks like he didn't put in his dentures.

Just for the record, Emily Baker has racked up 346K views on yesterday's stream of the Karen Read trial.
Nick shows 44K.
Law&Crime Network has 392K, EDB is second.
Court TV had 263K, for third most watched.

Long gone are the days of Nick outperforming Law&Crime, but if he hadn't killed his own channel, that gives us an approximate estimate of what his audience would have been for this. He lost 90% of his audience. But he's doing great, guys!

 

[Folgers Can]

Late as usual

How can his ungrateful coattail-riders possibly compete?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Looks like Rekieta is dropping 1k subs every stream, as people realize they are still subscribed to him.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Who's ready for another rip-roaring day of complete fucking dead air to satisfy Nick's requirements to his Parole Officer that he is in consistent gainful employment!

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Let's F'ing Go My Dudes!!!

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

So he’s sentenced to 30 days in the jail, stayed until August 1st. But if he violates his probation, then he gets 21 months in prison.

That means he doesn’t need to violate his probation for him to get the 30 days right? He just needs the probation officer to like him so the PO can recommend he not receive the 30 days.

Holy shit, this nigger is going to jail. Anybody who’s been in Racket’s company for more than 5 minutes learns enough about his behavior to absolutely despise him (I.e. The Judge). His PO is gonna hate him come August.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He looks like he didn't put in his dentures.


Long gone are the days of Nick outperforming Law&Crime, but if he hadn't killed his own channel, that gives us an approximate estimate of what his audience would have been for this. He lost 90% of his audience. But he's doing great, guys!

Looks like Rekieta is dropping 1k subs every stream, as people realize they are still subscribed to him.
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But it was never a law channel!
I don't know how sustainable Nick's legal "analysis" was. It was enough to get him into 6 figures, but people were already talking about the clashes between the day-viewing wine aunts and the night-viewing anime coomers. Nick's solution was 100% the wrong one (all coom, all the time, and also drugs).

Rekieta Law YouTube Channel Analytics Report - PLAYBOARD

Provides a report on the performance of the Rekieta Law channel's subscriber ranking, average views, Super Chat revenue, and paid advertising content.

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https://archive.ph/QpJ8K

(Archive actually worked!)

Nick's lost 5000 youtube viewers since the start of the year. As noted, that accelerates when he streams. I'd like to say the superchats is baffling, but I honestly think a lot of it is knuckle-dragging retirees or tugboat-receives. Hopefully DOGE can start cutting some of that off soon...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So he’s sentenced to 30 days in the jail, stayed until August 1st.

No.

What is stayed is his felony. He is, as of right now, not a convicted anything. His case is in adjudication.

The 30 days prison (-2 days) are scheduled to start August 1st, but can be deferred by Probation if he complies with all requirements.
It is one last shot across the bow warning Nick to get his shit together.

And his probation will run for a max term of 5 years during which he has to comply with all probation requirements.

 

[AltisticRight]

I swear I was joking.

>I'm technically not a convicted felon

Why does every face he makes increases my desire to assault my computer monitor?
The state should force him to wear a burqa.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick is just what they call a sleazeball ,all his jokes are terrible and don’t make any sense the guy really is leisure suit Larry.

 

[Flora Fox]

He's been dying his hair for several years.

"I'd love grey hair. 'Lady' Rackets loves grey hair. I just can't grow any."