Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

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deadson said:
Tone it down or fucking leave, newfag.
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Seriously. It's getting annoying having to babysit every single one of you faggots because one retard can't stop a-logging, one can't stop infighting, and the rest are just retarded zoomers.

We are all interested in following Nova, but I refuse to let a bunch of brain-dead retards tell me how shit is going to be run in my thread. Nobody with a 2025 date should be telling anyone how to do anything. If anyone is going to scream at anyone for being a retard, it's going to be me or anyone else who's been in this thread long enough.

I'll say it for the newcomers:
  • On KiwiFarms, we have a strict "no cow tipping policy". What does that mean? Do not go out of your way to contact Nova. Do not find his Discord account and add him as a friend so you could "le epic" troll him. Nova is like a monkey in a zoo. You watch him from afar, you don't enter the zoo exhibit to go fuck with the monkey [don't be like this guy]
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  • Do not try and organize gayops where you guys (children) are trying to own Nova by getting him to admit he's a pedophile. We know he's a pedophile; we have more than a mountain of evidence to prove he's a pedophile. What will it prove? Nova is a bigger pedophile than we last knew? SHOCKING
  • Stop berating KiwiFarms when you know you steal from it. We can all get along and have fun, but just because we say a few more mean words than Reddit doesn't mean we can't enjoy a lolcow together.
  • Nobody is going out of their way to mess with you, and if they do, they will be publicly denounced and made fun of on the site. We do not tolerate trolling plans
 
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He said he was going to upload more content on YouTube, but still can't even bother to stream on Kick lol

  • He's currently asking Connor on if pink pairs well with yellow
  • Connor is making subtle fat jokes to Nova
  • "I've heard about the faker being back"
  • TikTok chat is asking Nova for the Novacord vest
  • Nova admits he makes enough to pay for himself [barely] but can't afford another employee
  • OOOOOOOOOOH THAT LOOKS SEXY
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  • Chat is asking if the paracord is edible lol
  • Nova is listening to Sabrina Carpenter
  • STREAM ENDED LOL
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
it's going to be me or anyone else who's been in this thread long enough.
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Have I been in the thread long enough to be able to call people retards? I wanna be part of the kool kiwi klub and call people retarded nigger faggots too. :(

Otherwise spot on. If I had to guess on why these retards people keep joining is because Nova is covered often by Smokey, lemur, kiwi, pouboy, and whatever slop tuber they’re watching are known to vaguely look at the farms. Relatively often though I find they actually bring new information that I haven’t seen on the farms before. For example Nova’s gooner pokemon cards (about 2 minutes in) I don’t even believe was covered on the farms (maybe I’m wrong, and I don’t care enough to check how accurate it was, I was out touching grass when listening to this). Those people are involved with pozloading my negholepoo so if you want to pozload my negholepoo, go watch them and join their groomer cords. I think if you’re joining to have the most up to date on Nova, you’ll probably be a bit disappointed (no offense Osama and other contributors).
Osama Bin Laden said:
Nobody is going out of their way to mess with you
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Unless you use a reused username. Then you’re absolutely going into the HoS

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Cheesy Beavy said:
pozloading my negholepoo so if you want to pozload my negholepoo
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The word filter fucked me a bit but negholepoo is funny lol
 
Cheesy Beavy said:
Otherwise spot on. If I had to guess on why these retards people keep joining is because Nova is covered often by Smokey, lemur, kiwi, pouboy, and whatever slop tuber they’re watching are known to vaguely look at the farms. Relatively often though I find they actually bring new information that I haven’t seen on the farms before. For example Nova’s gooner pokemon cards (about 2 minutes in) I don’t even believe was covered on the farms (maybe I’m wrong, and I don’t care enough to check how accurate it was, I was out touching grass when listening to this). Those people are involved with pozloading my negholepoo so if you want to pozload my negholepoo, go watch them and join their groomer cords. I think if you’re joining to have the most up to date on Nova, you’ll probably be a bit disappointed (no offense Osama and other contributors).
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I believe it's been posted in the thread, but I'm aware of the diaper pokemon trading cards and felt it wasn't worthy of talking about it because it's typical coomer shit I would expect Nova to own. Just like if it were to come out that Nova spent a good amount of money on sex toys, I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm convinced the people who hate Nova so much are often lolcows themselves or lolcalfs in the making

Cheesy Beavy said:
Have I been in the thread long enough to be able to call people retards? I wanna be part of the kool kiwi klub and call people retarded nigger faggots too. :(
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Yeah, you haven't done anything to piss me off yet, so I'll give you the pass.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Have I been in the thread long enough to be able to call people retards? I wanna be part of the kool kiwi klub and call people retarded nigger faggots too. :(

Otherwise spot on. If I had to guess on why these retards people keep joining is because Nova is covered often by Smokey, lemur, kiwi, pouboy, and whatever slop tuber they’re watching are known to vaguely look at the farms. Relatively often though I find they actually bring new information that I haven’t seen on the farms before. For example Nova’s gooner pokemon cards (about 2 minutes in) I don’t even believe was covered on the farms (maybe I’m wrong, and I don’t care enough to check how accurate it was, I was out touching grass when listening to this). Those people are involved with pozloading my negholepoo so if you want to pozload my negholepoo, go watch them and join their groomer cords. I think if you’re joining to have the most up to date on Nova, you’ll probably be a bit disappointed (no offense Osama and other contributors).
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Don't do what @Michael Hawk did and you'll be fine. As for the rest of the latest batch of retards that joined recently, try lurking a bit before posting. This isn't reddit, so keep that shit to where it belongs.

Nova isn't the worst we've seen on the farms, but the Youtubers give more of a shit about him cause he's relatively newer and they can milk that shit till it's cancer.
 
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deadson said:
Don't do what @Michael Hawk did and you'll be fine. As for the rest of the latest batch of retards that joined recently, try lurking a bit before posting. This isn't reddit, so keep that shit to where it belongs.
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My apologies for my conduct. I've done more lurking on how it operates here and won't repeat that poor conduct.

Also, I've archived the live stream from earlier.






 
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Another stupid gayop with minors involved? Why am I not surprised it's happened again in the Nova thread.
It's one thing most of Nova's weens and alogs are as much of a lolcow as him, but this much minor involved is puzzling to me.

I have an important message to anyone who wants to get in touch with Nova and it's a minor:
DON'T TOUCH THE COW! DON'T GET YOURSELF INVOLVED IN SOMETHING YOU BARELY HAVE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT AND HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ABOUT! NOVA IS VERY MUCH A PEDOPHILE!
KIWI FARMS IS A FORUM FOR ADULTS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.
THERE ARE STUFF HERE A MINOR SHOULDN'T NEED TO SEE.
I'M SERIOUS, IT MIGHT SOUND FUN AND MIGHT TICKLE YOUR CURIOSITY,
BUT THIS IS A WEBSITE, WHICH BEST OPERATES IN THE GRAY ZONE.
IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE TO INTERACT FOLLOW THE RULES AND BE LEGALLY AN ADULT!
HOPE THIS CLARIFY SOME THINGS, BUT PROPABLY THERE WILL BE DUMB ENOUGH PEOPLE TO COME HERE AND SHIT UP THE THREAD.

As for Nova, this Connor fellow might worth to look more into. I don't like where this buddy trolling goes. My guess Connor is not even his real name.
 
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God, the people that orbit Nova either intentionally or unintentionally are insufferable.
Michael Hawk said:
Driving up the cost of living in his area. Saying how he wants less immigration.
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Based?
Cheesy Beavy said:
“ya’ll” is pretty exclusively a southern USA thing is it not? I could chalk the misspelling of behavior as a failure of the education system
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It’s also sometimes used by progressives who think “you guys” isn’t gender neutral and they don’t want to hurt the fee fees of their constituents.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Another stupid gayop with minors involved? Why am I not surprised it's happened again in the Nova thread.
It's one thing most of Nova's weens and alogs are as much of a lolcow as him, but this much minor involved is puzzling to me.

I have an important message to anyone who wants to get in touch with Nova and it's a minor:
DON'T TOUCH THE COW! DON'T GET YOURSELF INVOLVED IN SOMETHING YOU BARELY HAVE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT AND HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ABOUT! NOVA IS VERY MUCH A PEDOPHILE!
KIWI FARMS IS A FORUM FOR ADULTS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.
THERE ARE STUFF HERE A MINOR SHOULDN'T NEED TO SEE.
I'M SERIOUS, IT MIGHT SOUND FUN AND MIGHT TICKLE YOUR CURIOSITY,
BUT THIS IS A WEBSITE, WHICH BEST OPERATES IN THE GRAY ZONE.
IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE TO INTERACT FOLLOW THE RULES AND BE LEGALLY AN ADULT!
HOPE THIS CLARIFY SOME THINGS, BUT PROPABLY THERE WILL BE DUMB ENOUGH PEOPLE TO COME HERE AND SHIT UP THE THREAD.

As for Nova, this Connor fellow might worth to look more into. I don't like where this buddy trolling goes. My guess Connor is not even his real name.
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People like sia jager and other minors will always love to poke the bear to be "in" the drama, ill admit not that long ago I did very similar things when I was a minor but now I realize its unsafe. Nova actively preyed on sia saying that she was "his girl" and she even said no and he said why not, when she claimed to be 15 or 14.
 


 
Cheesy Beavy said:
Why does this thread attract such retarded a-logs? I swear, it’s at least one or two a month.
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This thread and the Earl Dube thread are honeypots for retarded discord a-logs. My guess is they come here expecting KF to be just like their discords and it’s just not. Mr. Truman is the best example of this, he posted in both threads and acted like a complete shitter both times.
RileyCaitBodo said:
The people giving him money are almost as bad as him. I truly dont understand how he got 16 sales.
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A logs who think it’s funny that they can now brag that they bought an overpriced paracord bracelet from a pedophile.
 
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