"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Metokur stream this weekend on Sunday.
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We’re never getting the Fatrick stream, are we?
I think of the five that he said he was going to discuss on stream (Tophiachu, Nova Online, Cyraxx, KingCobra, Fatrick), he’s only done Tophiachu, maybe discussed Nova Online first in that stream because of his feud with her but I didn’t watch that stream so I don’t know if he did. Looking at it Fatrick definitely has the most milk of them all and is still consistently giving milk, Cobes most of the drama with him nowadays mainly consists of Jessica Boyle the Bog Witch, Cyraxx has had a few things since getting beaten down by Music Biz Marty but nothing on that level, and Nova while being more recent I can’t really think what he has really done since he got exposed for his pedo shit.
 
Worst yet he might get turned into pepperoni
He's not black enough.

I like to think that the eulogy at Jim's funeral will just be a pre-recorded Fatrick stream
Could you imagine? "We're going to take a five minute break so Jade can get a drink, then she'll read the superchats. Here's some music and we'll be right back" <cue some church-remix organ version of Rama Rama>
 
We’re never getting the Fatrick stream, are we?
Pat has been pretty boring for the last several months and many of us who used to follow developments closely have lost our enthusiasm for the topic. Hopefully this is just the calm before a bigger shitshow than ever. Something hilarious happening would probably make him interested in talking about it again.

Plus, my understanding is that he intends to give his viewers a comprehensive overview of who Pat is and why he’s a lolcow. That sounds like kind of a tedious task at the best of times, but especially intolerable during a fallow season.
 
Maybe the Fatrick lore is so dense that to cover it adequately in a stream would take 7+ hours and Jim doesn't have it in him to do that.
 
I mean sure he never was a good person but he used to make entertaining videos, how else did he get all those subs?
The "Francis" character was entertaining enough. For about 15 minutes. But hey, better'n I have ever done, so....
I never got the unreasonable Mersh hatred for Jim. Even that 5 hour stream with Porsalin is nothing compared to 10 minutes of Redbar shitting on every single facet of his existence.
I think Mersh is just flat envious of Jim, more particularly, of Jim's gift and talent. He's got better pipes than Mersh (even after being sick; hell, I'll admit that I'm envious of Jim's voice--my radio career might have lasted longer if I'd had that voice); moreover, once Jim decided to go for dat cheddah, he earned more than what Mersh can only masturbate to; he makes streaming look easy (a sure sign of talent) and usually entertains (no, not every stream is a banger, but then not every single The Beatles released went to No. 1), while Mersh appears to struggle and is only unintentionally funny (like the on-camera TIAs) but is generally boring.

The Teal Deer: Jim is popular and has been for a decade and a half, while Mersh has a beat-up used car and perpetually sick cats.
 
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It's time to stop eating cat shit, Mersh.
I don't know who that is and I'm not that person.

I don't have any personal issues with Jim. I simply hate his voice and so want him to suffer horribly and die painfully. This is for no other reason than I'm being a petty little bitch-boy because I detest how he sounds.
 
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