Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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I’m not a huge fan of Rowling or her books myself, but I can at least acknowledge that she’s pretty damn successful. Wrote something that ended up leaving a massive cultural impact, for better or for worse. Didn’t have to resort to showing her coochie to Reddit to get attention and money. What do you bring to the table, Ellen? Ugly, boring comics? Your saggy ass that’s absolutely going to start showing its age within the next couple years?
 
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HeyRosalina said:
I didn't want to bias others, but I think JK looks pretty in that picture, even though she's trying to draw her as a Slytherin.
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I agree. I think JK Rowling looks good, and unlike Ellen, she actually has talent. I don't actually like HP, but I can admit she is a talented writer and actually worked hard on her series, unlike Ellen here.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
I’m not a huge fan of Rowling or her books myself, but I can at least acknowledge that she’s pretty damn successful. Wrote something that ended up leaving a massive cultural impact, for better or for worse. Didn’t have to resort to showing her coochie to Reddit to get attention and money. What do you bring to the table, Ellen? Ugly, boring comics? Your saggy ass that’s absolutely going to start showing its age within the next couple years?
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She is massively up her own ass for writing a bunch of extremely mid books for children that really only have the defining features of "Every popular book after has been absolute utter shit" to keep them propped up, has inserted fagpolitic after the fact into her works, and has contradicted her own writing in the name of racial wokeness.

She also wrote two extremely mid English Detective Stories (if you are a fan of detective fiction, the Bongs write their own special brand with their own tells that make it clear they are bongs) to try to prove that men have it easier in fiction. But when they weren't picked up she used her editor to pressure other editors into looking into them, got a publishing deal, and declared her point made. After book two the series went deep into the shitter as she made her self-insert more and more of a mary sue.

But she has blind-squirreled her way into being right about Trannies.
 
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I want to know more about the "industry" behind upvote botting. E.g. what is the proof that she's doing it? What prevents someone from downvote botting in response? The capture of r/comics by this talentless hack is frustrating to watch, but to some degree, that place is legitimately just full of retards that think "agree with" = "funny."
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
I want to know more about the "industry" behind upvote botting. E.g. what is the proof that she's doing it?
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The fact that her unfunny crap gets a huge amount of upvotes in large chunks.
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What prevents someone from downvote botting in response?
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A lack of desire to pay some third worlder with a bot farm money to mass downvote some random broad on reddit.

Besides, downvotes are still engagement and will be good for her overall.
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
I want to know more about the "industry" behind upvote botting. E.g. what is the proof that she's doing it?
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I made an effort post earlier in the thread where I went through and archived the snark sub. It is somewhere in that effort post. The “proof” is a tick in 500 updoots at one time a while after the comic came out (if I recall correctly).

The main problem I have with that proof though is it was only done one time. I would like to see the experiment ran several times on several comics as further proof of the botting.

There was also a post on the snark showing how a comic was down trending and then all of a sudden got tons of likes.

If these numbers were shown many times with many comics, I’d call it definitive proof beyond a reasonable doubt. However, how I see it, the proof is still a little shaky.
 
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CoolFool said:
I agree. I think JK Rowling looks good, and unlike Ellen, she actually has talent. I don't actually like HP, but I can admit she is a talented writer and actually worked hard on her series, unlike Ellen here.
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I haven't actually read any of her, but her business acument is admirable, as is the fact she is one of the few authors who managed to hold on to almost all of the rights to every one of her works instead of cucking to publishers and giving up everything.

That's the only reason HP hasn't been completely trooned up, but more importantly, why she's literally a billionaire who lives in an actual castle after having come from being on public assistance. She should be an inspiration to anyone who has created a valuable franchise. Don't give those Hollywood Jews Goblins anything.
 
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Marche said:
That Dilbert comic is kinda funny and probably the smartest thing she has put out in probably ever even if it's still a "I AM SILLY" and making up a guy to get mad about, there is at least a punchline and a panel without WORDS WORDS WORDS in it.
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Except that Dilbert hasn't been relevant in over 20 years.

Most people who flick their beans over Pizzacake are basically of the variety of "hurr durr Scott Adams bad but I don't know why I just regurgitate the popular talking point", and it doesn't even jive with what she's saying in the comic.

Dilbert wasn't about values so much as it was about the modern workplace, and at the time, was considered extremely true by a lot of people who worked in offices. Hell, even in the Drew Carey show, Carey considered himself a Dilbert figure to the point where on the show, you could see a Dogbert doll on his desk.

Pizzacake might just as well be bapkat for that pic; randomly picking some white cartoon character out of sheer chaotic randomness.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
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Somehow i'm not surprised she bases characters off of people she knows, especially given the porn shit she did with her critics. That speaks volumes as to the kind of passive aggressive cunt she must be in person. Not to mention it shows she has a tendency toward abusive behavior. I bet her neighbors can't stand her. I wouldn't be surprised to find out her kids and especially her husband don't like having to put up with her bs much of the time either

That said, I won't be surprised if she eventually ends up in an internet slapfight with the wrong person, ends up showing how unhinged she really is, drives people off and then doubles down on it blaming everyone else and making looney comics about it. Either that or she'll be stupid enough to draw more of that revenge porn about the wrong detractor or critic, who realizes its a crime in canada to do that and the guy sics his lawyer on her with a letter to stop that shit or the cops will get called
 
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