Chris LaFon / Airsoftfatty / Airsoftphatty - Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde

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Kiwi Tapes is extremely pathetic

Steals all his content from KF, cries about racism, make it make sense!

 
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The absolute lack of any visually discernable muscles whatsoever, and extreme flabbiness of his arms, just makes me sad. Like, I pity him.

I'm not exactly a chiseled greek god myself, but you can at least discern what's supposed to be the bideps and triceps and whatnot on my body (as of yet, at least!). With Chris, it's just stretched skin and loose fat flabbing about.

Would a rigid training regime over a long period of time be able to rectify his body? Can his extreme hunchback (kyphosis?) and lordosis be fixed?
 
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Eviction Scandal short video q&a with Fatty's foster sister (not stepsister)

I stayed with Chris and his mom for nine months G and a are my blood brothers G. is my only full-blooded sibling I recently disowned LOL


question number one: have you ever met Matt and the aunts the family members that Chris would later throw under the bus?


I have met his two aunts B and P they go by I have met Matt who was the most normal person in their family super cool and accepting he wasn't really cool with Susan taking us

in because Susan's Health was declining


question number two what did he smell?

like Chris has always had a horrible

odor it's hard to describe he couldn't

get in the bathtub upstairs in the house

otherwise the bathtub would leak into

the downstairs he always lacked hygiene

mind you I've known Susan and Chris

since I was 11 and got taken from my mom

for two weeks and Chris being an only

child loved to blame us kids for

everything and his mom would keep you at

the table and antagonize you until you

ate her nasty greasy food Chris is a

whole [ __ ] clown he should have let

Matt help him because he's is too

gullible and slow to be hanging around

people who will use him up until he has

nothing he buys friendship and always

has


question number three what was

Fatty's daily schedule back in the days

before tasho or gave him the attention

on the internet if he does something

else other than getting high inside the

house?


Chris schedule was breakfast

School Airsoft and video games he was

not smoking weed at all when I was

living there


question number four how would Chris act around you before and

after you rejected his advances?


when I

rejected Chris he would snap his fingers

and act like a child oh man when I told

him no
 
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Since this thread hasn't been updated in months, I figured I'd make an effortpost about the happenings that have gone on in Chris's life.

  • AirsoftFatty lost a significant amount of weight.
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  • AirsoftFatty has made videos.
  • AirsoftFatty cleaned his shack for a video
  • AirsoftFatty became friends with wakeupF1lthy, a famous nigger producer.
  • Fishtank Season 3 had AirsoftFatty come into the house in an orange BMW i8
  • Blaze and AirsoftFatty are making 40-minute videos about their workout routine and other shit that happens in their life.
After researching, I guess AirsoftFatty is going to do a Fishtank-esque type of stream.
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and that's it. that's been ASF for the past 4 months. now, time to let this thread die for another couple of months until he does something retarded
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
so if you are using yt-dlp, use this command to list all the avaliable formats

Code: 
yt-dlp --list-formats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RStc5g47TU

it will give you all the formats you can download a video in
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you want to look for the green numbers on the left as it's key for the next command but it would look something like this if you're using terminal or cmd. since it's a really long video, you could download the 240p verison but it practically makes it unwatchable.

so for example; you use the -f to choose the format you are downloading the video in
Code: 
yt-dlp -f 229 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RStc5g47TU

your best bet would be to split the video in half or in multiple parts and upload it there.

if you have ffmpeg installed, use this command
Code: 
ffmpeg -i input_video.mp4 -vf "scale=-2:480" output_video_480p.mp4

you can use any video quality for the scale perimeter like 360,480,720, etc.

edit: found a 360p webm of the whole video under 200mb.
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fucking lol, there's no audio
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I just wanted to come back here and thank you yet again for showing me this stuff, i am still using this stuff today for ripping history channel docs from yt and watching them on my jellyfin server.

thanks again for taking the time to share this info.
 
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Previously, Fatty was unable to join Fishtank Season 3 due to scheduling issues. However, last night, after bringing a new cast to Fishtank, one of them was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile that made dresses for 8-year-old boys, namely one of them being "Desmond is Amazing". Everyone except for Luke and Kevin (a new fish) defended this behavior by saying "If the parents are okay with it, then what's the issue", homophobia, or "it's not even that bad".


After being mogged by Luke and Sam until ultimately getting kicked out, the vibes were changed. ASF has joined the tank. You should check out the Fishtank thread if you want to keep a more active update on Chris/Fishtank.
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I will be updating this thread if anything super funny or important happens.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
so if you are using yt-dlp, use this command to list all the avaliable formats

Code: 
yt-dlp --list-formats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RStc5g47TU

it will give you all the formats you can download a video in
View attachment 5322639
you want to look for the green numbers on the left as it's key for the next command but it would look something like this if you're using terminal or cmd. since it's a really long video, you could download the 240p verison but it practically makes it unwatchable.

so for example; you use the -f to choose the format you are downloading the video in
Code: 
yt-dlp -f 229 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RStc5g47TU

your best bet would be to split the video in half or in multiple parts and upload it there.

if you have ffmpeg installed, use this command
Code: 
ffmpeg -i input_video.mp4 -vf "scale=-2:480" output_video_480p.mp4

you can use any video quality for the scale perimeter like 360,480,720, etc.

edit: found a 360p webm of the whole video under 200mb.
View attachment 5322730

fucking lol, there's no audio
Click to expand...
I must revisit this later, thank you.
 
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It is sad that chris has the cat abuse shit in his past. The guy is, or at least was, clearly not a good person but i think its largely due to whatever hormonal issues he has, and the mental instability that stems from that and his other past "traumas." I can't hate him though, its like hating a retarded kid for being retarded. I think the weight loss and his involvement with projects is great and I do hope he succeeds despite all the crap he's done and his extreme neglect, begging, manipulation, etc.
 
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SpergChud said:
It is sad that chris has the cat abuse shit in his past. The guy is, or at least was, clearly not a good person but i think its largely due to whatever hormonal issues he has, and the mental instability that stems from that and his other past "traumas." I can't hate him though, its like hating a retarded kid for being retarded. I think the weight loss and his involvement with projects is great and I do hope he succeeds despite all the crap he's done and his extreme neglect, begging, manipulation, etc.
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The cat abuse, lying about his aunt for sexually assaulting him (lol), pissing off his nephew (or uncle, my memory is bad on this detail) by lying about the house and telling everyone the nephew stole the house while said guy took care of fatty for years and ensured fatty wasnt homeless. Moving in with a roommate and leaving him to pay the rent while just sitting around and smoking weed, etc etc...
He might be completely retarded but he always blames other people for his problems. The cat abuse is the easiest example. He adopted multiple cats in the past and always blames his surroundings about making him surrender the cats to a shelter.
Its the way he lies about every bad thing he does, and then acts all sad and helpless that annoys me. Even a sub 80 IQ regard can figure out they shouldnt blame family for sexual assault to get pity points from the internet.

Thread tax, archived 10 minutes of"stand up comedy" which is mostly asf bragging about his popularity.

 

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