Chris LaFon / Airsoftfatty / Airsoftphatty - Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde

[Halloween23]

It makes me sad knowing that he definitely has screeching elmo rage chimpouts probably daily and we'll never get to see them.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Completely forgot that Chris existed and has uploaded a bunch of videos I'm going to watch later

 

[crippling laziness]

Frank Hassle had some pretty great interactions with fatty:

tickle the baby:

tickle the baby pt. 2:

fatty loses a boxing match in the most humiliating way possible:

Frank causes fatty to melt down:

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

TheGamerFromMars is releasing a documentary on Chris (Archive)

Releasing on Monday, March 4th 6:00 pm EST.

 

[D_Tractor]

TheGamerFromMars is releasing a documentary on Chris (Archive)
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Releasing on Monday, March 4th 6:00 pm EST.

premiering now

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

premiering now

Archive:

Spoiler: Summary

• TGFM shows Chris' tiny home, Blaze makes a first-ever appearance on camera
• ASF disproves that he shot his cat's eye out, claims he was like that when he got him
• ASF tells a story about how the cat lost its eye, but it's a bit hard to follow considering he's crying while telling this story.
• ASF claims he had hydrocephalus is the accumulation of too much fluid in the brain and spinal cord. Hydrocephalus is not a disease but a condition and has several causes.
• ASF's father was involved in his life until he died
• TGFM shows the conditions of ASF's mom's house, ASF claims they didn't have money to get it repaired/cleaned due to ASF's mom having cancer treatment (which she would sadly die from in 2019)
• ASF also claims he didn't have "time" to clean it, which is funny considering all he did was lounge around and smoke weed all-day
• Even Robert is surprised that the house hasn't fallen apart
• Robert and ASF have been childhood friends since 1/2
• ASF started YouTube in 2014 as therapy, because ASF thought he was going to lose his mom sooner than expected
• They bring up the IDubbbz documentary
• Robert blames 10 years of anger for ruining his friendship with ASF
• ASF only got an airsoft gun as a form of payment from the documentary
• Chris called Robert for help because his mom was dying, Robert stayed at his mom's house for up to a month, making sure Chris was okay.
• Chris tells a tale of how his dying mother signed the house away to his cousin (likely the dude in the OP). Less than a month rolls around, and they get an eviction notice on the door. Chris had 40 cats, 2 dogs, and 2 geckos in the house that he had to find homes for. Chris claims while moving some stuff in the house, the kitchen ceiling fell on him.
• It took a ceiling to come crashing down on ASF to realize he can't take care of the house (just ignore the videos his cousin uploaded on how much of a fat pig he is)
• ASF had to put down his St. Benard who was 4 years old (from the kitchen ceiling falling down?)
• Chris' cousin (According to Chris) when he was 8/9 years old was asked to help move an old jetski on the property. When ASF refused to do it, ASF got slammed into a TV. ASF claims he got electrocuted (because the TV was falling on), so the person who threw ASF into the TV turned off the TV to prevent further damage
• ASF's cousin claimed ASF just fell on the TV (mash X to doubt)
• Chris had to move into his aunt's place, where he had to wake up at 6am, do dishes, and stay in the shed. Chris indirectly implies that he was abused by these people. Chris was mentally unwell at this time.
• Chris straight up claims that his aunt verbally abused him
• If anyone has watched the videos his cousin made on ASF, it's clear that his cousin wanted the best for him and actually tried to help him. ASF is too much of a fat retard to be able to take care of himself. ASF has been playing the victim for the past 10 minutes.
• Chris claims that his aunt said he was the reason his mother died and how worthless he is
• Chris said he was only allowed to take one photo album and his necessities (which were his PC and Xbox One )
• Chris claims his cousin threw out his clothes, "his family heirloom", and his mom's jewelry
• Chris' cousin served ASF paperwork, ASF claims his cousin was trying to get his rights taken away
• Chris lived in a van for a month, Chris spent the holidays homeless
• Chris claims he was on "12 different meds", most of them are anti-psychotics
• Chris is on Seroquel (sleeping meds)
• Chris claims he was taking 400-500mg of it
• According to Google, the starting dose for Seroquel is 50mg. For anyone with Bipolar Disorder, it's 300mg. Assuming Chris isn't lying (lol), he's taking almost double the amount that people with Bipolar Disorder take and also 10x more than the starting dose.
• ASF is projecting that his roommates were unhinged
• ASF goes into the Josh era
• ASF knew Josh because Josh sold him weed
• Robert never got paid for being in his videos
• Josh would verbally abuse him while driving to Josh's workplace
• Josh edits his contract with ASF without ASF knowing, they used DocuSign. This wasn't even legally notarized
• It started with Josh wanting to help ASF for a couple of months until ASF was able to get back on his feet. After that, he (Josh) would collect 70%-90% of ASF's revenue
• This could be an issue on my part but ASF essentially says that Josh was supposed to help him for free for a couple of months, and then after Chris got back on his feet, he would pay the percentage. Josh changed the contract to where if ASF made ANY money that wasn't related to YouTube, Josh would do the 70%-90% split.
• Josh would use ASF's money to rebuild his BMW 3 series and buy his mom a house (i know ASF was popular at a point but enough money to fix a BMW and a house????)
• ASF claims that Josh was making 1k-6k (pretty big fuckin range) a month via backdoor weed brand deals
• ASF claims that Aaron (one of the fat retards from the intervention video) has tried killing him multiple times
• Every month, ASF would have a talk with Aaron about bills, and each time, Aaron would tard out and suicidebait with a knife. ASF would tackle him to prevent Aaron from killing himself. For some reason, Aaron tried stabbing ASF while Aaron was on top. ASF claims he was on the phone with police while trying to prevent himself from getting stabbed.
• ASF claims he knows how to clean a crime scene more than anyone should know
• Robert says Josh had ASF's 2-Factor
• TGFM asks ASF "Did iDubbbz know anything about this going on?" ASF replies "No, I was too afraid to reach out"
• ASF was convinced that Josh was right
• ASF can see why people don't believe his story, ASF claims "you just had to be there"
• Josh had full control over ASF's life. ASF was told to bring his van to a gas station near Josh's house (for whatever reason) and it was there long enough to get towed. To get his van back was 4 grand, but he managed to lose important family items like his mother's ashes, the photo album he took from his cousin's house, his dad's war bonds, etc.
• TGFM brings up the intervention stream
• Robert tries to get Chris out of the relationship with Josh, Robert views himself as a Trojan horse
• Robert and a discord user named "Supervisor" recorded the audio calls when Josh was sperging out at ASF
• Chris was upset over Robert for leaking the voice memos
• Cookie (the overweight black dude who was seen talking to ASF during the infamous meltdown stream) allowed ASF to move into his place after the Josh fallout
• ASF had to hire a lawyer to get his stuff back from Josh
• Josh had a photo of ASF being nude to use as blackmail against him. ASF claims that he only sent one nude in his life. Ironic considering how nude he got for Fishtank.
• ASF came back from a walk (lol) and saw Josh at ASF's new place, ASF asks Cookie "Why is Josh here?" and replied "He's here to help me with my channel"
• Josh had been working with Cookie for a couple of months up until this point. I guess Cookie forgot how shitty Josh was?????
• Robert claims that Josh is some super evil mastermind who's able to manipulate anyone he chooses
• ASF got temp banned for self-harm for 2 days because he was too high on weed
• ASF got almost permabanned for shooting airsoft
• ASF got swatted, but ASF wasn't there when it happened
• ASF almost got evicted twice due to Cookie mishandling funds
• ASF now is saying iDubbbz did help him with rent money but didn't want to give him advice on how to get sponsors
• ASF and Ian stopped talking after CC1, Ian blocked ASF on everything
• 33 minutes in, it cuts to Blaze smoking a blunt
• ASF met Blaze through Cookie. Blaze was running a bunch of weed events at the time and invited ASF to come and try his weed
• People doxed ASF and sent death threats to their landlord which resulted in an ultimatum. All 3 of the people living there get evicted or just Chris
• ASF asked Blaze if he could stay with him, and ASF got offered a brand deal from a cigarette company to tattoo their logo on his forehead. Blaze realizing this was probably a troll told him to not do that.
• Blaze told Chris about Fishtank. Blaze and Sam Hyde got in contact about letting him stay at the Fishtank house. Blaze pitched it as a free place to stay for a month. Blaze paid for his flight out to RI to the Fishtank house.
• TGFM asked Blaze "So, this wasn't an attempt to get back at iDubbbz?"
• Blaze denies this, Blaze says "(Sam) told us, don't even mention him"
• ASF talks about the infamous falling down the stairs clip, ASF claims he was hesitant to get nude on camera (SMASH X TO DOUBT)
• ASF wanted to get naked to prove Josh wrong by getting more attention on him than Josh ever could
• ASF regrets the blackface meme
• ASF makes excuses on why he smelt like shit in front of the hooker
• ASF took the insult personally
• It was Blaze's idea to get the tiny house
• Blaze claims all his weed companies are legal and above the board
• Blaze denies the money laundering claims by saying "There's just one guy who's really generous, i don't know"
• TGFM brings up the copyright strike drama. Blaze said it was Content ID'd but he wasn't the one that removed it.
• Blaze claims nobody has reached out to them
• TGFM brings up the stream where Chris was scared for his life
• ASF was just saying he streamed because was having a PTSD moment for some reason
• Blaze basically saved Chris' life lol
• Blaze got Chris and Robert to be friends again
• Robert wants to move down to Chris' home state
• Robert doesn't go full-force anymore because he's doing better mentally
• ASF and Robert are doing a TardWars scene in a park
• TGFM shows multiple shots of them watching the two tards fight, smiling

 

[Stewart Stevenson]

He lied so much in that video. ASF foster brother,sister and Robert all confirmed (on reddit) fatty shot a cat in the eye with a pellet gun because the people that gave it to him wanted it back. on his now deleted sub form.


And yet again asf feeds his pathological lying bullshit stories to yet another sucker that eats them right up.

how does this dude fall into shit all the time but always come up smelling like roses?

 

[Halloween23]

Wasn't a fan of the new doc. It's nothing but a rehash of stuff we've seen/heard 1000 times at this point. It seems like Blaze's heart is in the right place with all the stuff he's doing, but its blatantly obvious Chris will eventually start claiming Blaze is a psycho who abuses him because he's done the exact same thing to basically every single person in his life.

 

[LurkerJerker]

Fatty loses a boxing match in the most humiliating way possible:
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The Forbidden Pantsing Punch

 

[bile demon]

premiering now

I thought this was gonna be a new Patrick documentary after seeing the thumbnail.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He lied so much in that video. ASF foster brother,sister and Robert all confirmed (on reddit) fatty shot a cat in the eye with a pellet gun because the people that gave it to him wanted it back. on his now deleted sub form.

It wasn't long until I realized that this documentary was going to show Fatty that he was just a victim who had a rough life. My first indication was when he was talking about the cousin's situation, where it's proven false that he was abused by his cousin. He just simply told Fatty to stop smoking weed and sleeping all fucking day.

6 months in the making for a 50-minute video of listening to Chris bullshit. Thanks, GamerFromMars, if you would've read the thread, it would've been easy to disprove 99% of the shit Chris said.

Wasn't a fan of the new doc. It's nothing but a rehash of stuff we've seen/heard 1000 times at this point. It seems like Blaze's heart is in the right place with all the stuff he's doing, but its blatantly obvious Chris will eventually start claiming Blaze is a psycho who abuses him because he's done the exact same thing to basically every single person in his life.

inb4 Chris says that Blaze said that Chis was the reason his parents were dead. What a moron.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Not sure how anyone on God's grey earth could listen to that many "woe is me" stories and not smell the shit on the bottom of the boot. Fatty is obviously a chronic liar, and even if there hadn't been anyone correcting the narrative, he just sounds like Boogie now. Wonder how many are gonna fall for it?

 

[D_Tractor]

TGFM did a livestream that was since deleted. It turns out Mike Clum was involved in the documentary. I have a copy saved locally in case it gets nuked from youtube but it's way too big to upload here.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

TGFM did a livestream that was since deleted. It turns out Mike Clum was involved in the documentary. I have a copy saved locally in case it gets nuked from youtube but it's way too big to upload here.

Archive (360p):

Summary:

Spoiler

• Discord notifications going off
• TGFM is proud of the documentary, Blaze and ASF liked the documentary
• ASF joining the chat later
• TGFM, the editor, and the artist for the documentary are on the call
• The editor and artist jerk each other off for a bit
• TGFM answers the question of "What's real and what isn't", TGFM said "These are the opinions of ASF, I wasn't there to prove or disprove anything"
• TGFM opens the possibility of confronting him in a second documentary
• TGFM wanted ASF to "tell his story"
• TGFM said it was difficult getting a straight storyline from him because ASF will talk about people in his life as if you knew who they are
• They filmed this around Halloween 2023, this was filmed before Fishtank Season 2
• Brandon Buckingham joins the chat
• TGFM drove 8 hours to see ASF, TGFM says driving through Maine was a pain
• TGFM drove the 8 hours by himself and met up with Mike Clum and his cameraman
• TGFM and Mike Clum were working on this before the Boogie documentary was even started
• TGFM was in contact with Boogie, which Boogie was talking about Mike Clum and referred him to TGFM
• TGFM didn't want to dig too deep into the IDubbbz vs Sam Hyde drama (not like it's an important part of ASF's life or anything)
• TGFM claims they tried being as neutral as they could
• TGFM wanted to make "Full Force" Part 2 at the start of this project but ended up being its own thing
• TGFM thinks his documentary is better than Full Force
• TGFM views his documentary as a part 2 to "Full Force"
• A $5 donation mentions how TGFM has been losing weight, TGFM says it's mentally taxing trying to get down to 10% body fat
• TGFM mentions KiwiFarms (Hi!) and subreddit allegations but thought the subreddit was more toxic than KF. TGFM says he had no way of verifying the claims from the thread/subreddit.
• TGFM said the allegations came out after everything was filmed, TGFM didn't want to press ASF on the more damaging allegations (what a fucking pussy)
• ASF joins at the 11-minute mark
• Blaze and ASF suck TGFM's cock on how amazing the documentary was
• ASF claims the cat is fine
• TGFM calls the criticism against ASF "conspiracy theories"
• TGFM thinks Blaze and ASF are good people
• TGFM says there's a lot of Sam Hyde fans in chat
• Sam and ASF have some things in the works
• ASF is going to Rolling Loud
• F1lthy (famous niggermusic producer) is bringing ASF to his set at Rolling Loud
• TGFM asks ASF if he has heard of (inaudible) LARP" YouTube channel, ASF denies this
• Boogie messaged TGFM to meet with ASF
• ASF claims Boogie wanted to box him for Creator Clash
• ASF took up the offer but Boogie never responded
• ASF vs Boogie2988 boxing match 2024???
• The artist asks if he would box EDP, ASF said he doesn't want to give him attention
• The artist tells ASF that Boogie was hanging with EDP, to which ASF responds with "Well, I want nothing to do with him then"
• The artist brings up the infamous Boogie and EDP photo
• The artist is ESL
• ASF wants to box BadlandsChugs
• ASF hasn't talked to iDubbbz since CC1, ASF is STILL salty about iDubbbz
• ASF is trying to lose weight (LOL), but it's difficult. He wants to get to 250lb
• Blaze is trying to push ASF to not be a fat retard
• TGFM started a skincare company called 1Up (Archive). Make sure you use code "GFM"
• ASF has been trying to meet up with Frank Hassle
• TGFM said he should meet Boogie with Frank
• ASF watches Pokemon YouTubers, The Desert Fox, SuperMarioLogan
• They are talking about how Japs are very lawsuit driven when it comes to their IPs
• ASF likes Sonic 06
• ASF thinks there will be a gaming crash soon like in the 80s
• ASF thinks that the gaming industry is just focused on graphics and storytelling but not fun
• TGFM asks ASF how the winter was in Maine
• The artist is from Portugal
• Chat asks Chris "If you could make your own video game, what would it be". ASF replies with "Creative like Minecraft but not like Mario Paint"
• He wants to make a side scroller but Sonic and Garry's mod (he mentions 5 different games lol)
• For the next year, he wants to save up and get his own place
• He wants to do more FattyWars videos, he says he's working on a new FattyWars video
• He either wants to get another tiny home and put it next to each other or sell the tiny home for 25k-30k and buy a double-wide trailer
• TGFM asks ASF "Why not just get a house?", ASF needs to improve his credit
• Blaze was going to bring Robert along with Chris to Fishtank but decided against it
• TGFM asks ASF "Do you think you're going to get backlash from this documentary from people in your past?" (obviously retard, he defamed them)
• ASF doesn't have hard feelings against Aaron, his cousin, or Josh
• Aaron called out ASF for a boxing match, ASF didn't want to give him attention. ASF is too traumatized to face Aaron lololol
• TGFM is entertaining the idea of having ASF do a TTS 24-hour stream
• Blaze claims ASF works out every day
• ASF has an online therapist, but planning to find a physical office
• TGFM blames "the system" on why ASF is a fat homeless retard
• Chris leaves at 48:42
• TGFM's skincare company is supposed to help fund his documentaries
• TGFM is releasing another documentary next month
• Chris comes back at 51:17 to take a massive bong rip
• Chris fucking dies
• Chris says his goodbyes, TGFM shills his company, and the stream ends

 

[Mouse Cop]

Got through about 30 minutes of that video before I had to shut it off. It's just a couple of mush-mouthed retards telling their life stories in their own words. They are seeking pity, they paint themselves in the best possible light, and they make strange and off-putting statements that they think sound cool or meaningful, all while struggling to communicate through a speech impediment. It's torture to listen to.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I gave up on that new TGFM video about Chris after ten minutes. Basically, just rehashing shit we already know.

 

[Sammich]

The Gamer from Mars being a weak timid faggot, who knew.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Got through about 30 minutes of that video before I had to shut it off. It's just a couple of mush-mouthed retards telling their life stories in their own words. They are seeking pity, they paint themselves in the best possible light, and they make strange and off-putting statements that they think sound cool or meaningful, all while struggling to communicate through a speech impediment. It's torture to listen to.

I gave up on that new TGFM video about Chris after ten minutes. Basically, just rehashing shit we already know.

The Gamer from Mars being a weak timid faggot, who knew.

I recommend just reading my summaries on it, it annoyed me how limp-wristed TGFM is. Can't wait for his wet blanket of a video when he releases it

also @Blackstar @Love Is Blue my summary is done



whoever this person is, thank you

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Eviction Scandal (AirsoftFatty documentarian. Shoutout to you) has 2 new videos debunking Chris' claims in the TheGamerFromMars documentary.

The story goes like this: Aaron was being extorted by Chris to pay $1600 on the electric bill because Josh and Chris wanted to grow weed in the apartment. Aaron claims he was in a manic state, cutting himself with a steak knife. Chris made a makeshift spear in which Aaron tackled Chris to defend himself and managed to hurt himself (Aaron) in the process. The police were called, Aaron spent the night in jail and Chris was highly upset that Aaron didn't spend longer time in jail. Towards the end of the video, Robert repeats Chris' story on a Discord voice chat with some fucking rando.

This video essentially goes over what has already been said in the OP, but a video version.

TheGamerFromMars is deleting comments that point out the obvious lies in the documentary

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

ASF attends Rolling Loud

KiwiTapes responds