Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 788 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 507 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,436
Legit, is he brain damaged or just this desperate for attention?
He honestly might be retarded.
Harley was in special ed classes as a kid. I linked to the time but if it doesn’t go there directly it’s at 40:15.
According to Deorio, they would actually get cucked out of the fucking venue ENTIRELY if the Tampa Bay Lightning manage to make it to the NHL championship. And I was under the impression that the Tampa Bay Lightning were a semi-pro team. But I guess not, they've been renting an NHL stadium that is currently at risk of being taken away from them. Give the Lightning your energy, lads
The lighting are also a pretty popular NHL team. They won the championship last in 2021 and got there again in 2022. I don’t keep up with hockey that much but I’d imagine they’re still pretty good, they’re in the playoffs right now.
 
Yeah now that you mention it, that's how it works everywhere. If you're a keynote speaker at an academic or professional conference, you often get your entry, your hotel or even your entire trip paid for. But in return you have to do the keynote speech, which requires at least a bit of work, and they use your name in their promotions. It's a give and take thing. If you're just gonna give people things for free with no requirements, they won't do it on their own.

And if you don't know that you have to do all those things, they cut ties with you and kind of blacklist you. I was invited once to a very big deal and I made the stupid move of politely arguing with one of the organizers (the thing that he was defending was beyond vile), nobody in the organization spoke to me ever again.
 
Sam Hyde is more Irish than Anissa,

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There is just something about her face that is so unattractive and hard to look at. I truly think it's the teeth. WHICH IS WHY IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHY SHE NEVER FIGHTS IN THE RING, PEOPLE WOULD PAY BIG MONEY ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS WHOLE FIASCO TO SEE HER GET BEAT UP.

ANISA, NEW QUEEN OF BEAUTY PARLOUR, YOU COULD GET SO FUCKING RICH if you just fought
That’s true but her narcissism and mental retardation would never allow her to make a decision that’s actually good for her.
 
Oh. My. God. The Queen, the Master Chef, the female Mike Tyson, the female Dana White of boxing, the OG Twitch Thot, the Leonardo Da Vinci of our generation, the White Jimi Hendrix, the most reputable tattoo connoisseur, the cohost of the next Joe Rogan Experience level podcast, the most popular sex worker since Mia Khalifa and Belle Delphine, the female Gordan Gekko, the lacrosse prodigy, the next Derek Chauvin, Anisa FUCKING Jomha just posted this on her Twitter. This tweet is gonna do it all. Creator Clash 3 is saved. 4.1K people viewed it. This may not be much but Anisa is just so godlike that all 4.1K of those people would’ve gone and purchased tickets right this instant. They’re going to build temporary seating outside the Amalie Arena just for Creator Clash 3. The architect for these building plans? Anisa Jomha. She’s just that great of an architect too.

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Oh. My. God. The Queen, the Master Chef, the female Mike Tyson, the female Dana White of boxing, the OG Twitch Thot, the Leonardo Da Vinci of our generation, the White Jimi Hendrix, the most reputable tattoo connoisseur, the cohost of the next Joe Rogan Experience level podcast, the most popular sex worker since Mia Khalifa and Belle Delphine, the female Gordan Gekko, the lacrosse prodigy, the next Derek Chauvin, Anisa FUCKING Jomha just posted this on her Twitter. This tweet is gonna do it all. Creator Clash 3 is saved. 4.1K people viewed it. This may not be much but Anisa is just so godlike that all 4.1K of those people would’ve gone and purchased tickets right this instant. They’re going to build temporary seating outside the Amalie Arena just for Creator Clash 3. The architect for these building plans? Anisa Jomha. She’s just that great of an architect too.

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ETA: This is mind-blowingly low effort and low energy, wow.
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Link to tweet and Archive since this is an important story beat.

ETA: This is mind-blowingly low effort and low energy, wow.
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Anisa dear, your link to the roster does not answer the question. Your current lineup is completely made up of literal whos, decade+ has-beens and never-weres.
It does absolutely nothing to tell us who those people are or why we should care. HOWEVER, I have the solution to that! Add their zodiac signs, guuurl 💅💅💅

CC3 will be a charity event which will benefit the brave freedom fighters in hamas and hezbollah, and the entirety of its fights will be jews vs muslims. The main event will be anisa vs hila.
Also, if I may autofellate for a moment, this would joke I made months and months ago would be an unironically good gimmick, in light of the most recent snakening.
 
Oh. My. God. The Queen, the Master Chef, the female Mike Tyson, the female Dana White of boxing, the OG Twitch Thot, the Leonardo Da Vinci of our generation, the White Jimi Hendrix, the most reputable tattoo connoisseur, the cohost of the next Joe Rogan Experience level podcast, the most popular sex worker since Mia Khalifa and Belle Delphine, the female Gordan Gekko, the lacrosse prodigy, the next Derek Chauvin, Anisa FUCKING Jomha just posted this on her Twitter. This tweet is gonna do it all. Creator Clash 3 is saved. 4.1K people viewed it. This may not be much but Anisa is just so godlike that all 4.1K of those people would’ve gone and purchased tickets right this instant. They’re going to build temporary seating outside the Amalie Arena just for Creator Clash 3. The architect for these building plans? Anisa Jomha. She’s just that great of an architect too.

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This also includes you now, pay up white boi!
 
I love how utterly jewish and retarded Harley is. The moment he feels his wallet get slighted, he starts singing, without realizing it.
So let's get this straight... everything everyone was jumping his ass about, with CC2 was in fact CORRECT. And he was just being a snake to cover his ass, pardon me, the Jomha's ass, and insist it's for charity and that any criticism is hurting charity. And the oh so talented business woman that is anisa was in fact not a business woman, and the jew only begins to realize that when he doesn't get his bonus check.

I hope him and the Jomha's stay friends forever, you can always count on him to out their bullshit the moment their failed business endeavors hurt his wallet.
 
If CC3 actually takes place, the days right after the event will bring some heavenly milk to this thread.

Last time, even right after CC2, Ian jomha went on a humiliation tour, greatly aided by his bitchwife Anisa.

He cried on stage like a sissy, he put on makeup like a niggerfaggot and Anisa told everyone, live on stream, that he is a smelly IBS-riddled poopy ass lazybones that has been shitting his pants since they've met and commited to the humiliation on twitter.

All the while losing hundreds of thousands of dollars, fucking over charities in order to pay for a silly gala with their fairweather fake friends.

It's been crazy lately, but buckle up.
It's going hyperbolic soon for our least favourite of cup of tea and his parasitic succubus.
 
If CC3 actually takes place, the days right after the event will bring some heavenly milk to this thread.

Last time, even right after CC2, Ian jomha went on a humiliation tour, greatly aided by his bitchwife Anisa.

He cried on stage like a sissy, he put on makeup like a niggerfaggot and Anisa told everyone, live on stream, that he is a smelly IBS-riddled poopy ass lazybones that has been shitting his pants since they've met and commited to the humiliation on twitter.

All the while losing hundreds of thousands of dollars, fucking over charities in order to pay for a silly gala with their fairweather fake friends.

It's been crazy lately, but buckle up.
It's going hyperbolic soon for our least favourite of cup of tea and his parasitic succubus.
It’s not a succubus if she doesn’t sleep with you.
 
I like how old rock stars took til like 40-50 to be washed up usually. But YouTubers are 25 and they're already a haggard shadow of their former selves. Insane that sex drugs and rock and roll somehow age you slower than being online too much
It’s a) anxiety about follower count and b) leftism specifically. The modern left is one of the most intense energy-sucking structures I’ve ever witnessed. Any left-leaning person reading this should legit become aggressively apolitical for a year, I swear you’ll age backwards.

what if it was actually the other way the entire time and ian is the one who ruined anisa?
thing about it for a minute

anisa before ian:
>generic, unremarkable, normal-ish girl, maybe a bit low iq
>decent looks
>normal nice looking haircut
>no tattoos
>no plastic surgery
>not a camwhore, just shows some cleavage for attention

anisa after ian:
>total lunatic, political fanatic, has online freakouts and meltdowns on the regular
>deliberately ruined appearance, looks like gutter trash now
>new haircut every few weeks, all of them dogshit
>entire body covered in the ugliest tattoos imaginable, no end in sight
>two time plastic surgery victim (breast implants, then implant removal)
>onlyfans camwhore, despite very obviously not enjoying it and not being good at it
Something like this must’ve happened, but then she stepped her game up and decided to ruin him right back. I said it before the Ethan stuff popped off, that Ian is a narcissist and would have sucked Anisa dry if she were more normal. I got pushback for it but when you lay it out like this (plus this bitch move he just pulled with Eathan), it just seems obvious. Especially when it comes to the surgeries and the OnlyFans. He’s probably so totally defeated around her, because she probably got good dirt on him!
 
Oh. My. God. The Queen, the Master Chef, the female Mike Tyson, the female Dana White of boxing, the OG Twitch Thot, the Leonardo Da Vinci of our generation, the White Jimi Hendrix, the most reputable tattoo connoisseur, the cohost of the next Joe Rogan Experience level podcast, the most popular sex worker since Mia Khalifa and Belle Delphine, the female Gordan Gekko, the lacrosse prodigy, the next Derek Chauvin, Anisa FUCKING Jomha just posted this on her Twitter. This tweet is gonna do it all. Creator Clash 3 is saved. 4.1K people viewed it. This may not be much but Anisa is just so godlike that all 4.1K of those people would’ve gone and purchased tickets right this instant. They’re going to build temporary seating outside the Amalie Arena just for Creator Clash 3. The architect for these building plans? Anisa Jomha. She’s just that great of an architect too.

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This is honestly way worse than if she never said anything at all. It comes off like an e-begging tweet rather than a promotion. “Please gib money and clout, the haterz cannot win.”
 
In Harley's call with Mr. Oreo he was saying that at well-run events these parties are actually a moneymaker because they can charge VIP+ ticketholders to attend, and whales might even pay the big big money to be seated at a table with their favorite influencers. He was surprised at CC2 when it was just a youtube hangout.

He also mentioned that at well-run events free entry for influencers comes along with a lot of conditions like having to do a panel and a meet & greet and agreements to promote in advance on their platforms and such.

Of course nobody in Ian and Anisa's corner thinks this kind of stuff is important, if they thought of it at all. I wonder if anyone from any of the other groups involved ever tried to implement money making strategies like the above. Maybe they tried mentioning it once or twice and then gave up.
Knowing Anisa's propensity to half ass literally everything she does (failing at being a twitch thot, a "based" twitch thot, an OF supermodel, a podcast host, a foodie influencer, an event organizer...) I 100% believe this. After snorting enough SSRIs to kill a horse and hyping herself up as a 5d chess genius businesswoman. She googeld "how big event make money", wrote down a few notes on how MMA events make money and just mushed them together in a way that would let her hang out with her celebrity buddies as much as possible, budget constraints be damned!

yeah sure literally every single event ever hosted in human history that contained celebrity cameos would also have them do stuff like meet and greets, maybe do a skit/talk to entertain the audiance or generally make their pressance be known because that attracts people to the event.


To this day I'm still baffeled as to what her plan was during CC2. So you fly out some of the most famous people on the normienet to an event filled with normie cattle and you DON'T make this the main selling point for your event??? Instead you quetly hush them into the secret no-goyim/poor people allowed hollywood gala diddy party area and never mention it again????
 
To this day I'm still baffeled as to what her plan was during CC2. So you fly out some of the most famous people on the normienet to an event filled with normie cattle and you DON'T make this the main selling point for your event??? Instead you quetly hush them into the secret no-goyim/poor people allowed hollywood gala diddy party area and never mention it again????
They were all for her.
I take such gleeful pleasure in knowing that this party where SHE was supposed to be the center of attention most likely was a complete failure where at best someone humored her for a tiny bit before ignoring her and drinking their booze.
All of the money, all of the effort, all for nothing.
 
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