Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,325 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,581
Zero frontend or QOL updates, just slapped together patching to return the site back into its terrible state as soon as possible.
A fatwa against rapeape, the kaffir and usurper, who will never add thread IDs to all boards.
Don't worry, they will get dabbed on again.
There's blood on the water
 
A fatwa against rapeape, the kaffir and usurper, who will never add thread IDs to all boards.
talibanime.webp

Inshallah I'll be praying for his demise
 
In dumb terms please
Essentially 4chan seems to be taking the bare minimum approach to get the site back online on its crusty AF ancient shitty sitecode (potentially at the risk of bringing it online with unpatched security issues) rather than using new software, or doing a more comprehensive overhaul of the Yotsuba site software (both for security and making quality of life improvements to make the site easier/more pleasant to use.)
 
All these emails are fake as fuck.
>not having overlapping free time
Nigger the only thing they did was sit on their asses 24/7.
nothing major, they're just releasing a read-only version of the site on Sun or Mon.. no one will be able to post yet, lol
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In dumb terms please
There's an old as fuck apple tree in your garden that is diseased, rotten, got struck by lightning, makes shitty apples, and it just got knocked over by a storm.
Instead of clearing it out, planting a new sapling and waiting for a healthy tree to grow, you prop it up with poles and wire, because getting knocked down was the only problem and once you patch that up there's nothing wrong with it apparently.
 
All these emails are fake as fuck.
>not having overlapping free time
Nigger the only thing they did was sit on their asses 24/7.
If they are real they’d still be fake in the way I would call a Valley Girl ‘fake’.
If they were actually fake I would hope they’d have the brain power to say ‘these emails are people pretending to be me’.
Then again he is an Indian/Black mix so I shouldn’t expect that of him.

The Ape of Rape has almost irritated me enough to pick up a pen and make an unflattering charicature of him.
 
Essentially 4chan seems to be taking the bare minimum approach to get the site back online on its crusty AF ancient shitty sitecode
It's completely unreasonable to even think anyone could do any kind of overhaul in so little time. Their intention is to just get it back up as quickly as possible. And if they switched to some other open source imageboard software, it wouldn't be 4chan anymore.
 
I feel like maybe it would work on media style threads like /gif/ where discussion should be low and the media takes priority but I've never really liked multi image posting.
That's actually a compromise I'd be okay with and even encourage. It would satisfy the purists and allow the autists/coomers to media dump using cross-links.
 
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