Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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I notice the lack of garish purple lipstick. Did we successfully bully him from wearing it?

I will say, it makes a better picture without him.

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To solve this problem, eunuchs would carry spices to mask the odor.
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Even though it would never happen since it'd be real-time powerleveling, I chuckle at the mental image of someone coming up to Elliot at a tech conference, handing him a little sachet of spices, and walking off without a word.

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New ugly selfie:
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I love how he looks like nothing other than an effeminate Chinese dude with long hair when he's not wearing that godawful lipstick.
 
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Aquarius said:
Elliot is a lot of things, but effete is not one of them. Most Chinese men lack Elliot’s distinctive jaw.
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I was thinking more of the hairstyle – the way he styles it reads feminine rather than "dude with long hair".

Also, "effete" isn't quite the same thing as "effeminate", even though people sometimes use it in the latter sense. Merriam & Webster's lists the following definitions first:

1. no longer fertile
2a: having lost character, vitality, or strength
2b: marked by weakness or decadence
2c: soft or delicate from or as if from a pampered existence

...all of which absolutely apply to Elliot lol.
 
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CervixHammer said:
Liz Fong-Jones seems to think that approximately 80-95% of Jews shouldn't be entitled to a stage, and/or should be heckled if they are.
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"I find it really fascinating that a free speech org files an amicus brief in support of free speech, then used their time on stage to argue free speech is important and argue in favor of a different free speech issue"

This is a brain completely cooked by the culture war. Everything is team sports, any failure to play team sports is "fascinating" hypocrisy. Taking his factual claims at face value, FIRE is advocating for free expression by both sides of a controversial topic. This is in line with their mission. It does not make them look bad. Yet he thinks it does because he has zero ability to understand or empathize with perspectives other than his own.

If you want to call out FIRE for being hypocritical, talk about how they ghosted Null.
 
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Yeah but if you tried cognitive behavioral therapy instead of cock and ball torture, you would have heard about cognitive distortions like jumping to conclusions ("I'm unhappy, therefore I must have been born in the wrong body!"), emotional reasoning ("I feel like I'm the opposite sex, therefore I must actually be the opposite sex"), catastrophizing ("if you don't give kids gender juice, they'll kill themselves", "JK Rowling was snarky about trannies, that is literally trans genocide", and about 3 million other over-dramatic tweets from Erin Reed and Al Caraballo, etc).

Then again, maybe it's for the best that rapey creeps take a weed-whacker to their genitals instead.
 
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CervixHammer said:
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Yeah but if you tried cognitive behavioral therapy instead of cock and ball torture, you would have heard about cognitive distortions like jumping to conclusions ("I'm unhappy, therefore I must have been born in the wrong body!"), emotional reasoning ("I feel like I'm the opposite sex, therefore I must actually be the opposite sex"), catastrophizing ("if you don't give kids gender juice, they'll kill themselves", "JK Rowling was snarky about trannies, that is literally trans genocide", and about 3 million other over-dramatic tweets from Erin Reed and Al Caraballo, etc).

Then again, maybe it's for the best that rapey creeps take a weed-whacker to their genitals instead.
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When a particular group is way fucking over represented in a particular cohort, maybe people ought to ask questions about what is going on. Especially when that cohort is the subject of weird medical experiments and sterilization. That group also includes effeminate boys, tomboys, and kids who have been the victims of physical and sexual abuse. No one thinks it's weird that so very many kids who have developmental disorders, are gender non conforming, or are trying to be anything other than what their abuser found so abusable are all being pushed through this without a second thought?
 
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No one thinks it's weird that so very many kids who have developmental disorders, are gender non conforming, or are trying to be anything other than what their abuser found so abusable are all being pushed through this without a second thought?
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That's why these sex predators seek them out. They can sense their vulnerability like a shark senses blood in the water.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Like snow on a meadow
Hormones fall on the autist
Till head turns to stone
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Definitely an improvement, but the first and third lines need to be rephrased. Try finding a structure that doesn't require them to start with "like" and "till" respectively. Remember: Kireji, juxtaposition, unity. The first two apply to concept in some ways but the third is all grammatical. You must hone your diction to earn respect from glorious Yamoto.

This list is really helpful for anyone who wants to improve their highbrow shitposting.
 
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