Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

God, that probation officer must hate the Internet by now. Imagine spending every day either watching Nick streams because a timestamp was emailed in or reading Nick tweets because screenshots got emailed in. That must be soul crushing already.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick not beating the cult leader accusations.
All new Balldoguards must undergo a full assessment and review before they can earn the prestigious Cuckold Seal of Approval

Also "additional insights from myself and other experts that matters"

Spoiler

Oh yes, Nick, commentary about how a women are "desperate, clingy, worthless, pathetic bitches" is so valued. Please, someone give him a Pulitzer Prize.

I can't tell if Nick is suggesting something here or if its just a lame Karen comeback e.g "whY hASN't hE RelEASeD hiS cHiLdREn's tEsts"



I find the latter more likely, as "October Whippets" Nick would've made this claim already months ago.
There's been no hint IIRC that Aaron had a CPS investigation due to his time with Minnesota's Cucklord.

 

[Sloppa]

Spoiler: Geeks & Gamer Stuff

Geeks & Gamers was the podcast Rekieta appeared on, it was held during Anime Matsuri in Houston Texas in 2023, people will remember the infamous picture of Nick getting stepped on by his wife and e-girls was taken at this event. Vic Mignogna was one of the headliners, immediately prior to Mignogna (disastrous) loss of a defamation case (due to a clerical error his lawyer Ty Beard made, Beard was only hired as Mignogna Lawyer under Rekieta's recommendation).

I have a hunch there is much, much more to this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I will never stop being floored by how many people just don’t pay attention at all.

 

[Chazzed Up]

As for letting someone like Nick into his life at all, are the Farms really in a position to throw rocks lol?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I feel confident in my right to throw rocks at someone who let Nick fuck their wife and lick their ear.

 

[waffle]

God, that probation officer must hate the Internet by now. Imagine spending every day either watching Nick streams because a timestamp was emailed in or reading Nick tweets because screenshots got emailed in. That must be soul crushing already

Imagine if part of your work responsibilities were going on the farms and finding the top 5 most retarded things Nick has done this week, along with time stamps of him acting loaded.

 

[Edward Teach]

We done this one yet? Funny considering he can't own a gun....Take yer swing!

 

[where's baldo]

Is this what you would call a "kamikaze felt"? He's literally saying he knows Aaron's a fag because he fed Aaron his semen. Nick...that makes you both equally gay.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think Nick appreciates that Rittenhouse's popularity was because he was seen as an "all-American boy" and law abiding citizen.

If Nick would have managed his social media, he would have made people think he's he's a degenerate. It would have been all about whether traps are gay, and "balls or no balls?"

He'd have been seen as only a little better than that pedo he (righteously) shot.

The sheer audacity of the man thinking he could manage Rittenhouse's social media.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is now deflecting questions about his daughter's positive cocaine test by insinuating Aaron's kids were also tested and requests he release their results.

(X/A)

 

[daffodils]

How are Nick's viewership numbers?

16k today so far. Not great, but not catastrophic (if we use Kurt's 3.5k as the standard for catastrophic).

He's got $197 and 0 memberships today, compared to $339 and 10 memberships for his closest competitor Andrea Burkhart. (Rumble, other currencies, and Supertips not included.)

Burkhart had double the views and more than double the chat engagement (10333 vs 4770 messages). She has only 116k subscribers compared to Nick's 421k.

Burkhart doesn't stream to Rumble and doesn't use Supertips, so Nick might actually come close to matching her in income.


Andrea Burkhart

Melanie Little

Emily Baker

 

[Fapcop]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I feel confident in my right to throw rocks at someone who let Nick fuck their wife and lick their ear.

Hard disagree.

Trading April’s snatch for a chance to stick your penis inside Kayla is an obvious no brainer.

It’s like making fun of someone for trading their Chevy for a Mustang.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

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The only way this video could be improved, is if it goes further and puts a full scanner darkly filter over the whole thing.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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Nick. Nicholas. Nicky Rackets.

You are not funny. Like, ever (except accidentally when you humiliate yourself yet again).

Nick can’t stop tweeting about Aaron even when he’s streaming. Fucking OBSESSED.

This is all but an admission that he gave his daughter coke. Nick if you are reading this kill yourself!

 

[Edward Teach]

16k today so far. Not great, but not catastrophic (if we use Kurt's 3.5k as the standard for catastrophic).

He's got $197 and 0 memberships today, compared to $339 and 10 memberships for his closest competitor Andrea Burkhart. (Rumble, other currencies, and Supertips not included.)

Burkhart had more than double the chat engagement (10333 vs 4770 messages). She has only 116k subscribers compared to Nick's 421k.

Burkhart doesn't stream to Rumble and doesn't use Supertips, so Nick might actually come close to matching her in income.

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Andrea Burkhart
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Melanie Little
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Emily Baker
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Just based off youttube views to subscribers ratios.....Oof......his is so low. Even the Toe has him beat.

RL 16000/421000 = .038
AB 33000/116000 = .272
EB 177000/811000 = .218
Sandwich Sean 3100/25200 = .123
Steel Toe 2395/13200 =.181

 

[Fapcop]

I can't tell if Nick is suggesting something here or if its just a lame Karen comeback e.g "whY hASN't hE RelEASeD hiS cHiLdREn's tEsts"

Ah, classic Nick retardation. Gaslight/imply something, but keep it vague enough so he can do a disingenuous “I never said that!” Afterwards.

The worst part is that he thinks he’s being super smart and a master manipulator like The Joker, but it’s just basic bitch narc shit that anyone who’s ever dealt with a BPD bimbo knows like the back of his hand.

 

[Sneed Force One]

16k today so far. Not great, but not catastrophic (if we use Kurt's 3.5k as the standard for catastrophic).
He's got $197 and 0 memberships today, compared to $339 and 10 memberships for his closest competitor Andrea Burkhart. (Rumble, other currencies, and Supertips not included.)
Burkhart had more than double the chat engagement (10333 vs 4770 messages). She has only 116k subscribers compared to Nick's 421k.

Great statistic work

Nick’s had a brief flicker of relevance — 137K views in the past 7 days — but don’t let the numbers fool you. It’s not translating into subscribers. His smug gloating over Aaron’s metrics might age like milk, because the second he’s not riding a courtroom trend, his views will likely crash to Ralphamale levels

Spoiler: 7 Day Statistics - 04/24/2025

Good work Nick, you've captured a small zeitgeist with the most obvious grift across LawTube. A questionable criminal case with conflicting evidence.
You can yell and scream at the camera your stupid, uninformed, pedestrian opinions to be a hugbox for fat winemoms sitting on the couch with their shitty phones with the flip leather cases.

However, His subscribers continue to haemorrhage, as good, decent people realise they are still subbed to this child-abusing cuckold.

His growth has been flatlining — or worse, backsliding — since early 2023. It’s no wonder Rumble and Locals didn’t want the PR baggage of endorsing a dried-up, drama-chasing has-been.

Statistical Conclusion:
If current trends continue, Nick’s momentary relevance will decay faster than his moral compass, with projected audience levels matching a group therapy session for failed father figures by year’s end.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The worst part is that he thinks he’s being super smart and a master manipulator

He is sitting there spouting bullshit when there are hundreds of people watching him and just waiting for that slip up they can report to Probation.
I think the PO will hate Nick even more once he/she finds out that his aLogs will send in info about him constantly.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

Geeks & Gamers was the podcast Rekieta appeared on, it was held during Anime Matsuri in Houston Texas in 2023, people will remember the infamous picture of Nick getting stepped on by his wife and e-girls was taken at this event. Vic Mignogna was one of the headliners, immediately prior to Mignogna (disastrous) loss of a defamation case (due to a clerical error his lawyer Ty Beard made, Beard was only hired as Mignogna Lawyer under Rekieta's recommendation).

I have a hunch there is much, much more to this.

I don't follow the comic gate stuff, Geeks and Gamers nor the FNT stuff but I remember all these names that Nick was associating with back in 2021 and 2022 along with his attendance at Anime Matsuri with many of them, so apologies if this seems be coming out of left field since I'm ignorant about the lore. I saw this YouTube comment, courtesy of Elissa Clips @elb, from Yellow Flash. This comment was deleted, by the way because I went back to the clip today and the comment is not there. I haven't seen it addressed here on the farms or anywhere else. If I'm wrong, please let me know. I thought it was worth posting. I know we all know that Nick and Kayla are swinger's and have been before the Aaron and April saga, but there are many jannies out there spreading this false narrative that Kayla never slept with Aaron and making it out like Kayla is some saint who got caught up in a bad situation. Some are saying this was Nick and Kayla's first time with dabbling in poly stuff. Also, Nick has yet to confirm or deny Kayla having sex with other men. I just find it funny that Flash's comment confirms that Nick and Kayla were swinging when he met Nick. Before Hedonism 2. This is another confirmation that Aaron most likely wasn't lying when he said that Nick sat him and April down after they decided to swap and proceeded to tell them that he and Kayla had experience with swinging. (Aaron is a dweeb but I must give credit where it's due). No wonder Nick is so outwardly jilted by Yellow Flash. Someone from Nick's streaming circle who partook in the debauchery is outing his and Kayla's skeletons. Cocaine is a helluva drug

 

[Angry Shoes]

Nick is now deflecting questions about his daughter's positive cocaine test by insinuating Aaron's kids were also tested and requests he release their results.
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(X/A)

At this point I'm confused as to why alawgs even interact with him on Twitter. It's like trying to nail jelly to the wall. Completely futile and a waste of time.