Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Clyde Frogg]

I’ve got so many of these but I’ll start with the worst most recent one:

I’m at the gym for leg day. First order of business: calf extensions and lunges. I go to the weight racks and see, from the corner of my eye, what I initially believe to be a fellow female lifter. I begin to smile… and my face immediately falls.

It only takes actually looking for a second to see this is NOT a tall woman with strong shoulders, it’s a fucking 5’10” troon in a tiny tank top to show off his gyno. It’s too late, he’s seen me smile and is just not processing (or enjoying) that I now look creeped out. I avoid looking at him more (difficult because he’s in a small row of benches behind me, so I can see him if I try to look in the mirror).

I finish my first few sets and decide to find somewhere else to go for hip thrusts and squats.

I find a little mostly-secluded corner where people typically do a brief circuit with kettlebells/ rope pull-down. I like this corner because it has bosu balls, and I like doing bosu ball squats.

I do my first sets, then sit down on my phone. I feel someone else coming in and grabbing one of the other bosu balls, setting it up near me. I glance up and it’s the fucking troon.

While I ignore him to talk shit about him on discord, he WATCHES ME as he does 5 reps, then stops to just stand there for about 3 minutes. He keeps trying to make eye contact but I’m on my phone… and so he puts the bosu ball back and rushes away.

If I ever see him in the locker room I’m gonna hurl

 

[Spooky all year]

I’ve got so many of these but I’ll start with the worst most recent one:

I’m at the gym for leg day. First order of business: calf extensions and lunges. I go to the weight racks and see, from the corner of my eye, what I initially believe to be a fellow female lifter. I begin to smile… and my face immediately falls.

It only takes actually looking for a second to see this is NOT a tall woman with strong shoulders, it’s a fucking 5’10” troon in a tiny tank top to show off his gyno. It’s too late, he’s seen me smile and is just not processing (or enjoying) that I now look creeped out. I avoid looking at him more (difficult because he’s in a small row of benches behind me, so I can see him if I try to look in the mirror).

I finish my first few sets and decide to find somewhere else to go for hip thrusts and squats.

I find a little mostly-secluded corner where people typically do a brief circuit with kettlebells/ rope pull-down. I like this corner because it has bosu balls, and I like doing bosu ball squats.

I do my first sets, then sit down on my phone. I feel someone else coming in and grabbing one of the other bosu balls, setting it up near me. I glance up and it’s the fucking troon.

While I ignore him to talk shit about him on discord, he WATCHES ME as he does 5 reps, then stops to just stand there for about 3 minutes. He keeps trying to make eye contact but I’m on my phone… and so he puts the bosu ball back and rushes away.

If I ever see him in the locker room I’m gonna hurl

Absolutely horrifying. Did he end up following you for the rest of that gym visit?

 

[Clyde Frogg]

Absolutely horrifying. Did he end up following you for the rest of that gym visit?

Thankfully, NO. And I’ve never ended up seeing him again.

 

[Spooky all year]

Thankfully, NO. And I’ve never ended up seeing him again.

That's great. Hopefully it stays that way!

 

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[AfghanBlue]

My theatre going experience was RUINED last night, sitting behind a (minimum) 6.7 troon.
PEOPLE THAT TALL SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN CRAMPED VICTORIAN THEATRES REEEEEEEEE

Fr tho you've got to kind of pity tall fuckers in those situations. They surely aren't happy to be blocking the view and the people behind can't but resent.
Theatres should perhaps invoke some sort of policy where all the tall cunts get lined up on one descending row.

Didn't think much of the play either but dodgiing around a big old head, and then finally shifting to sit on the stairs probably set me up to not get the most.
I see a troon every time I venture into town proper now, at least one.
They are very often with their wives and don't look low class at all.

 

[thejackal2]

Wow, I actually just met a normal troon. Polite, not dressed in fetish wear and actually managed to just look like a tom boy and not a horrific visage of flesh. I guess there is an exception to every rule.

 

[Écho Öwl]

Wow, I actually just met a normal troon. Polite, not dressed in fetish wear and actually managed to just look like a tom boy and not a horrific visage of flesh. I guess there is an exception to every rule.

Hsts or agp?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

A tedious meeting last week:

Insufferable but average looking 30-something male: "Hi my name is Summer and my pronouns are they/them."

Insufferable but average looking 20-something female: "Hi my name is Toad and my pronouns are they/them."

A tedious meeting this week (Toad and Summer are not present this time) :

Random participant, a very liberal 30-something female: "So Toad said last week- and I think she was right-"

Other participant, a very liberal 20-something male: "Right I agree with what she said, and I also think we should revisit Summer's idea, because he said..."

It continues on like this. No one ever uses their pronouns when they are not around. No matter how woke or compliant otherwise.

 

[MaximKnight76]

A tedious meeting last week:

Insufferable but average looking 30-something male: "Hi my name is Summer and my pronouns are they/them."

Insufferable but average looking 20-something female: "Hi my name is Toad and my pronouns are they/them."

A tedious meeting this week (Toad and Summer are not present this time) :

Random participant, a very liberal 30-something female: "So Toad said last week- and I think she was right-"

Other participant, a very liberal 20-something male: "Right I agree with what she said, and I also think we should revisit Summer's idea, because he said..."

It continues on like this. No one ever uses their pronouns when they are not around. No matter how woke or compliant otherwise.

Why do pointers always have to choose the most retarded names

 

[glass_houses]

Why do pointers always have to choose the most retarded names

Because they're mentally the age of junior high schoolers, and they give themselves nicknames like one.

 

[Sgt. Bidwell_9]

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Just..eww

 

[Stan]

"Hi my name is Toad

If I met someone at work and they introduced themselves as 'Toad' I would probably blurt out "Toad? Really?!" I'd think they were busting my chops or playing a joke.

 

[Xev]

I saw a horrific one today. Dude must have been in his 70s all trooned out in his best 1960s hippie girl fit. Big ass bell bottoms with a too tight pink tie dyed shirt that wasn't a belly shirt but due to his gunt fit like one. He looked agp to the max, even had that creepy troon stare. Oh, he was walking. I assume he's either homeless or just too broke for car ownership so close to homeless.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Went on a river boat cruise while on vacation in NOLA. Saw this exemplary individual. His nails were the best onboard. Name tag said Kiye, so obviously Kyle mangled and tried to make nb or feminine. Spoke in the terrible falsetto attempt to sound like a chick. I had to bite my fucking tongue to not say 'thanks, sir!' when he led us to our table.

At least there were no pins and he was well groomed, but as a member of service staff I think he had no choice in those matters.



ETA: Sorry for the picture quality, but I was with the fam and couldn't be obvious, plus my phone is a potato.

 

[AfghanBlue]

If I met someone at work and they introduced themselves as 'Toad' I would probably blurt out "Toad? Really?!" I'd think they were busting my chops or playing a joke.

I would begin a one sided enthusiastic conversation about 1990s Neighbours, with the implicit understanding that she named herself after Toady

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If I met someone at work and they introduced themselves as 'Toad' I would probably blurt out "Toad? Really?!" I'd think they were busting my chops or playing a joke.

Needless to say names have been changed to protect yada yada. But I tried to find a rough equivalent in theme and outrageousness.

 

[Fapcop]

If I met someone at work and they introduced themselves as 'Toad' I would probably blurt out "Toad? Really?!" I'd think they were busting my chops or playing a joke.

I’d just use the good ol’ “OMG THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED”-raised eyebrow/half eye roll.

That way they look paranoid and unstable when they hit up HR.

“Well no, he didn’t say anything, but he gave me A LOOK!”

As a regular tourist at pooner/nonbinary/polyamory subreddits, I’ve seen so many dumb pooner names. Like “Asp”, “Birch” “V”’or “Ace”.

They usually also look identical. It’s like dumb, plant inspired names are just part of the standard basic software at whatever NPC factory they come from.

Went on a river boat cruise while on vacation in NOLA. Saw this exemplary individual. His nails were the best onboard. Name tag said Kiye, so obviously Kyle mangled and tried to make nb or feminine. Spoke in the terrible falsetto attempt to sound like a chick. I had to bite my fucking tongue to not say 'thanks, sir!' when he led us to our table.

At least there were no pins and he was well groomed, but as a member of service staff I think he had no choice in those matters.

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ETA: Sorry for the picture quality, but I was with the fam and couldn't be obvious, plus my phone is a potato.

Stories like this makes me so happy that my boss is a based fucking lesbian who’d have my back if I ever correctly gendered some brickhun.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Not sure if a tranny or not but I clocked this faggot in the line at the China Market on Good Friday. It felt like I was getting punked; giant beard, Starbucks drink, dick practically peeking out the bottom of the sundress, no hose, no leggings, aren’t you cold bro, and ofc the only thing he and his gf bought from the China Market was instant noodles and snacks like they’re weeaboo high schoolers who only know how to use a microwave and kettle. Like the final temptation or something that I don’t post this to the farms on Friday. I asked my husband loudly within earshot of this guy “hey did you peep that disgusting faggot” and he said “what’s the matter w you?”
Answer: I stopped giving a shit about these people’s feelings and want to correct their behavior. And I have to set an example for my daughter. Guys like these are threats and you should be hostile.

Your husband is wrong. That is a valid question. Just be carefull. Rapehons are unpredictable and violent in nature.

 

[VIPPER?]

There's one who is a regular at a bar I frequent and, oddly, is "just" an elderly gay transvestite. He gets super mad when young libs give him the "ur so brave, passing so well gurl" treatment. It's funny every time. He goes by his male name, has lots of stereotypically male hobbies, and is even supposedly a top. Dude just chooses to walk around town looking like a grandma instead of a grandpa.