WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

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    2,810
Could we stop acting like Wings powerbombed Kelly through a table?
What he did was bad enough but is there really a need to paint it more dramatic than it was?
He shoved her and she fell, he's a piece of shit for it but the amount of people acting like he lifted her up and choke slammed or Bautista bombed her through the table is just disingenuous.
Wings is bad enough without having to exaggerate the extent of his bullshit.
 
Wings is bad enough without having to exaggerate the extent of his bullshit.
Wings for all his faults, grounded LCL and called out the stupid bullshit Keem stirred up. After they kicked him off and burned bridges with him, the show is not worth watching. I mean it was never great but at least it had its moments, now its just boring nobodies.
 
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I thought everyone would have learnt this after Wigger007 bombed on LCL.
I didn't mind the bit of hyperbole but now I'm wondering if people are just taking the word for it instead of actually watching it.
I just rewatched it again, and I think the "slam" angle is coming from the noise. When a fat person falls, it makes a sound. (but what if no one's around hmm? :\)
Wings is fucking shit, and I had remembered it being he shoved her while she was behind him, not knowing who he was pushing (I've been there, someone grabs me from behind, I think it's someone else, I shove without looking, then I realized, oh fuck that's my friend I pushed blah blah), but now Wings saw her and was so pissed he didn't care.
But, fact remains, he didn't "slam" her.
 
Wings for all his faults, grounded LCL and called out the stupid bullshit Keem stirred up. After they kicked him off and burned bridges with him, the show is not worth watching. I mean it was never great but at least it had its moments, now its just boring nobodies.
the show was never worth watching
 
Could we stop acting like Wings powerbombed Kelly through a table?
If he pulled out a gun and killer her on camera, whilst Hulk Hogans Real American played, I would laugh and say "bravo old chap, what a show".

I honestly have no idea why anyone cares, both of them are fat and ugly, so it doesnt matter what happens to them.

Run them over, it will be funny.
 
Wings for all his faults, grounded LCL and called out the stupid bullshit Keem stirred up. After they kicked him off and burned bridges with him, the show is not worth watching. I mean it was never great but at least it had its moments, now its just boring nobodies.
Um Richard himself is a boring nobody have you not watched the clips? 9th grade dropout trying to wax intellectual about Reddit posts while he sucks at video games while 200 or less retarded shut-ins watch and give him money. He's a washed up COD YouTuber who hasn't been relevant in over a decade trying to hold on to his last crumbs of internet fame. That's all any of those 3 grifting fucks are doing. And for the record the show never had any moments. Just scripted bullshit dents ate up with a spoon. I've seen better drama watching community theater.
 
Could we stop acting like Wings powerbombed Kelly through a table?
What he did was bad enough but is there really a need to paint it more dramatic than it was?
He shoved her and she fell, he's a piece of shit for it but the amount of people acting like he lifted her up and choke slammed or Bautista bombed her through the table is just disingenuous.
Wings is bad enough without having to exaggerate the extent of his bullshit.
That reminds me of a Wings' alogs who retold the story about Jordie giving a friend's kid an enema but lowered the age to infantile and instead of fingering he fisted a baby like a fucked up Hulk glove. It did nothing but make more people sympathetic to Wings because of how dumb it sounded.

Why exaggerate anything Wings says to make him look worse when he is already embarrassing himself regularly? There is a decade old trove of clips where he says retarded things without any help. :story:
 
His wife this morning

Also he was in a dude name petty hour discord server
Lmfao "Would you want to have sex if you were married to kelly" is such a sick burn actually. Even morbidly obese Billy the fridge gives Kelly a hard pass. I love how Kelly just keeps making things worse for richard. Why tf is she still on discord talking to people still and stirring up drama with the lolcowlive community. Cmon Jordie you always talk about having kelly trained like a dog but she's running off the leash lately my boy.
Knowing Jewstar he'll probably turn the heat into profit somehow
He's literally Chomping at the bit to gets Wings back on but Wings doesn't want to go back on because he thinks he's too good for lolcowlive now and Doesn't want to have mustard and ketchup dumped all over his head while people superchat just to call him a wife beater and abuser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SSBQR9bNw He is so scared of this happening again. You can literally see his anxiety shoot up to ten in this stream with all of his weird little quirks he does as each superchat rolls him calling him a wife abuser.
 
That reminds me of a Wings' alogs who retold the story about Jordie giving a friend's kid an enema but lowered the age to infantile and instead of fingering he fisted a baby like a fucked up Hulk glove. It did nothing but make more people sympathetic to Wings because of how dumb it sounded.

Why exaggerate anything Wings says to make him look worse when he is already embarrassing himself regularly? There is a decade old trove of clips where he says retarded things without any help. :story:
It wasn't a friends kid it was literally his girlfriend at the times son. You know the one he bought a truck for and gave 40k cash to so she'd leave because they broke up and she claimed squatters rights. Ol Kelly missed the boat on Richard.
Lmfao "Would you want to have sex if you were married to kelly" is such a sick burn actually. Even morbidly obese Billy the fridge gives Kelly a hard pass. I love how Kelly just keeps making things worse for richard. Why tf is she still on discord talking to people still and stirring up drama with the lolcowlive community. Cmon Jordie you always talk about having kelly trained like a dog but she's running off the leash lately my boy.

He's literally Chomping at the bit to gets Wings back on but Wings doesn't want to go back on because he thinks he's too good for lolcowlive now and Doesn't want to have mustard and ketchup dumped all over his head while people superchat just to call him a wife beater and abuser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SSBQR9bNw He is so scared of this happening again. You can literally see his anxiety shoot up to ten in this stream with all of his weird little quirks he does as each superchat rolls him calling him a wife abuser.
Can you blame him she's ugly as sin and looks like she has down syndrome. Also Richard is a thin skinned pussy and always has been. He had multiple subreddits about him shut down while his retarded toothpick legged seahag wife lurked and reported. Surprised he didn't bolt immediately like he always does. He's a fucking coward IRL. Why I knew that "fight" with the gnome was staged.
 
in the beginning i felt bad for kelly because i figured there was no way she knew how bad he actually was. its been interesting to watch him poison her to the point that shes now as insufferably irritating as he is. hes basically charles manson'd a slightly more retarded hillbilly and now theyre in some weird mutually dependent relationship where neither one of them will leave due to desperation. her being in discords is great too being that shes been known to flirt and message people on there, not that wings would ever do anything about it if he found out. wheres he going to find another hick retard to be his surrogate grandmother?
 
LolcowLive has officially moved on from Wings and replaced him with some neckbeard Australian. He's a pseudo intellect too so not a far cry from Richard. Apparently they've been trying for days to get a hold of Wings and he tried Kelly. Kelly told Keemstar that Jordie is in a very bad place. Poor baby wingo! Keemstar said he has no problem bringing the wife pusher back on and will find a new show for him once he wants to come back. So we can expect to see Jordie on some new boring low effort lolcowlive sub channel in the next few weeks.
Could we stop acting like Wings powerbombed Kelly through a table?
What he did was bad enough but is there really a need to paint it more dramatic than it was?
He shoved her and she fell, he's a piece of shit for it but the amount of people acting like he lifted her up and choke slammed or Bautista bombed her through the table is just disingenuous.
Wings is bad enough without having to exaggerate the extent of his bullshit.
Not going to lie I disagree a bit. The table is what saved kelly. Watch the video over again. If the table isn't there that's richard pushing his wife full force unto the fucking concrete and that's the back of her head hitting the ground instead of a table and we're having a very different discussion. The fact is he's a 40+ year old 400 pound land whale that lost control of his emotions and could of seriously hurt his wife. He might hate the table jokes but the table is what saved him from that situation being 1000x worse for him.
 
LolcowLive has officially moved on from Wings and replaced him with some neckbeard Australian. He's a pseudo intellect too so not a far cry from Richard. Apparently they've been trying for days to get a hold of Wings and he tried Kelly. Kelly told Keemstar that Jordie is in a very bad place. Poor baby wingo! Keemstar said he has no problem bringing the wife pusher back on and will find a new show for him once he wants to come back. So we can expect to see Jordie on some new boring low effort lolcowlive sub channel in the next few weeks.

Not going to lie I disagree a bit. The table is what saved kelly. Watch the video over again. If the table isn't there that's richard pushing his wife full force unto the fucking concrete and that's the back of her head hitting the ground instead of a table and we're having a very different discussion. The fact is he's a 40+ year old 400 pound land whale that lost control of his emotions and could of seriously hurt his wife. He might hate the table jokes but the table is what saved him from that situation being 1000x worse for him.
If she bounced her head off the concrete I'd agree with you. But the fact of the matter is she didn't, so what's the point in talking about something that didn't happen?
 
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Could we stop acting like Wings powerbombed Kelly through a table?
What he did was bad enough but is there really a need to paint it more dramatic than it was?
He shoved her and she fell, he's a piece of shit for it but the amount of people acting like he lifted her up and choke slammed or Bautista bombed her through the table is just disingenuous.
Wings is bad enough without having to exaggerate the extent of his bullshit.
I’ll be honest no. Half the fun is in adding unnecessary adverbs to describe the shove / vicious case of domestic violence

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If she bounced her head off the concrete I'd agree with you. But the fact of the matter is she didn't, so what's the point in talking about something that didn't happen?
The fact is he lost control of his emotions and abused his wife on camera bro, Yeah she didn't get seriously hurt but it's still abuse. And if he's willing to push her on camera knowing full well everything is being recorded and he still does that? Really makes you wonder what's happened in the modular mansion when he's lost control of his emotions there and there wasn't a camera around for anyone to see. Also he slapped Kellys arm in that other video. Do we know for a fact he abuses Kelly? No. But he did abuse her and it sure is fun to call him a wife beater and watch him rage out over it. He hates that he has that label now. It's his new Richard.
 
Toothpick legged seahag has a slipped disc in her back and and inflamed colon. And Richard is crying poor mental health and woe is me. Gee I wonder why? Maybe don't beat your wife????
 
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Toothpick legged seahag has a slipped disc in her back and and inflamed colon. And Richard is crying poor mental health and woe is me. Gee I wonder why? Maybe don't beat your wife????
418 pound man bull rushing his toothpick legged fat wife onto a table and now she has a slipped disc. really makes you think
 
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