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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,323 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,577
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Someone alerted me that Mark's 8chan had ISP level issues. They're gonna get fucked because you can find lolicon within 2 clicks of the front page. They also decided to just steal the name 8chan to try and yoink more users from Watkins, but people in the industry know what 8chan is and they know it's the site that sparked a mass murder.

Edit: Actually it appears to be over the Krauts seeing the unhappy windmill.

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big pauper said:
do you seriously think putting your codebase into an LMM is going to solve anything? the people who are trying to find attack vectors are going to plug it into an LMM to find low hanging fruit. it's just going to spit the same things out in reverse
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It's unlikely (but still possible I think) that an LLM used by an attacker could find the PDF/GhostScript vulnerability the attacker used this time, but on the reverse side I think it's likely the same LLM used by a defender would add code to check the filetype at the very least (which would prevent the exploit even without knowing about it), and if it knew your stack (and GhostScript version) it might have highlighted the possible exploit. I can't say for sure but defense sounds a lot easier than attack for these kinds of tools.

Depends on what you're using of course, GPT would have a harder time than Copilot or Claude since you'd have to go file by file without the full context, but I think it would be pretty good already.

Yeah, for a relatively big platform like 4chan with lots of adversaries, you'd need a solid security audit, especially since it's now essentially a white box. But even an automated audit would be a good place to start and weed out a lot of the possible issues.
 
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Null said:
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Someone alerted me that Mark's 8chan had ISP level issues. They're gonna get fucked because you can find lolicon within 2 clicks of the front page. They also decided to just steal the name 8chan to try and yoink more users from Watkins, but people in the industry know what 8chan is and they know it's the site that sparked a mass murder.
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hot damn
 
Whenas 4channel, being once again in operation, so that the rest, as they say, is history (if you will), I will not only post on said website, gay boys, but I will furthmore libpost so tremendously, that the amount of (You)'s I receive will easily compensate, homos, for the lack wherewith I even now am compunctious. For certes, it will make me glad, to once again see that site, which we all post upon somewhat or muchsuch, not only up again, and operating, as I said above, but moreover, receptive to my posts, in a word, functioning perfectly, and on the whole, humming and buzzing even as it once did, before it was as it is now.
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Null said:
Someone alerted me that Mark's 8chan had ISP level issues. They're gonna get fucked because you can find lolicon within 2 clicks of the front page. They also decided to just steal the name 8chan to try and yoink more users from Watkins, but people in the industry know what 8chan is and they know it's the site that sparked a mass murder.

Edit: Actually it appears to be over the Krauts seeing the unhappy windmill.
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lolgermoney. when the lesbian in an interracial scissorhood-sisterhood relationship is considered the 'far right' in your country you're in for a bad time.
 
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Fae Supremacist said:
ACK has been posting here since 4chan came down, Null was seething about having to ban two dozens of his sockpuppets so far. He's still going btw.
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Honestly a little disappointed more schizos didn't show up here to try to shit things up. It would have been fun seeing you guys exposed to the Doctor Who thread schizo and the DBD thread schizos.
Some examples of what it was like to post in Doctor Who threads on /tv/:
 
Null said:
Someone alerted me that Mark's 8chan had ISP level issues. They're gonna get fucked because you can find lolicon within 2 clicks of the front page. They also decided to just steal the name 8chan to try and yoink more users from Watkins, but people in the industry know what 8chan is and they know it's the site that sparked a mass murder.

Edit: Actually it appears to be over the Krauts seeing the unhappy windmill.
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The windmill of friendship truly is the most powerful symbol the world has ever known.
ISPs can't handle the pure distilled aryan spirit of the ubermensch anons.
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Just build a proper proxy for your chan and get the domains from a country that does not give a fuck. What's so fucking difficult about this, huh?
 
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