Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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Adam White really did casually convince himself that he can find a way be relieved of his student loans by going to the magical anime land where everyone loves him and where his mental illness will be cured.

He could probably pay off his student loans pretty fast if he put the money he spends on things like international trips and magnet therapy towards his debt instead.

I feel really bad for millennials who are neck deep in student debt because they listened to their parents and guidance counselors telling them "it doesn't matter what in, just get a degree" when they were 16 years old. But Adam made his decision to return to school as an adult who saw that backfire on his entire generation, so he really has no right to try to wiggle out of it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Adam White really did casually convince himself that he can find a way be relieved of his student loans by going to the magical anime land where everyone loves him and where his mental illness will be cured.

I don't know if the person was trolling or sincere, but I love whoever suggested he renounce his American citizenship to avoid getting double-taxed. Fantastic decision, I can see absolutely no long-term complications that could come as a result on the 1 in a million chance that Japan did not turn out to be the panacea for all Chibi's problems.

As an aside for an Burgers in the thread, once you renounce US citizenship how easy would it be to repatriate? Is their a fast-track for ex-Burgers or do you have to go through the same process as everyone else?

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Found this post on a FB group, did you guys know he want to Japan?

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I'm no expert so apologies but is he really just publicly outing himself trying to evade his taxes?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Adam White really did casually convince himself that he can find a way be relieved of his student loans by going to the magical anime land where everyone loves him and where his mental illness will be cured.

He could probably pay off his student loans pretty fast if he put the money he spends on things like international trips and magnet therapy towards his debt instead.

I feel really bad for millennials who are neck deep in student debt because they listened to their parents and guidance counselors telling them "it doesn't matter what in, just get a degree" when they were 16 years old. But Adam made his decision to return to school as an adult who saw that backfire on his entire generation, so he really has no right to try to wiggle out of it.

If Adam were like 25ish years older, he’d be one of those sovereign citizen guys. A shame we never witness that timeline.

 

[Whaler]

As an aside for an Burgers in the thread, once you renounce US citizenship how easy would it be to repatriate? Is their a fast-track for ex-Burgers or do you have to go through the same process as everyone else?

It's not impossible, but it's a fucking nightmare. You're looking at trying to find a job with no local experience, having to talk to the government over tax related business (Residency status, filings in general, what assets you have regardless if they're foreign or local), having no professional contacts, trying to restablish a credit score and history for any kind of housing or transportation, also the cost and wait for getting health insurance. If you're on any meds, you won't get new refills until you see a doctor so you better have a stockpile from whatever country you come back from. It's not something people do lightly, and even planning ahead can still be a horrible experience.

 

[Zane Flynt]

If Adam were like 25ish years older, he’d be one of those sovereign citizen guys. A shame we never witness that timeline.

Given how much of a whipped pussy he is today, he would probably buckle under the first attempt at asking if he's detained or not over breaking the speed limit even in that timeline.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Given how much of a whipped pussy he is today, he would probably buckle under the first attempt at asking if he's detained or not over breaking the speed limit even in that timeline.

I’m not sure I agree. Adam seems like he would be more indignant to authority, just look at the way he treats his mom. Granted, he’s also a genuine misogynist, but I’m sure if he genuinely believed the law was behind him, as sovereign citizens do, he would absolutely cause a scene.

 

[Zane Flynt]

I’m not sure I agree. Adam seems like he would be more indignant to authority, just look at the way he treats his mom. Granted, he’s also a genuine misogynist, but I’m sure if he genuinely believed the law was behind him, as sovereign citizens do, he would absolutely cause a scene.

Possible, but he does tend to eventually buckle under pressure as shown with the Mario cheating and other various confrontations throughout his illustrious internet career, so it could go either way.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I’m sure if he genuinely believed the law was behind him, as sovereign citizens do, he would absolutely cause a scene.

I think he would cause a scene up until the cop pulled his gun or had his knee in Chibi's back, then he'd start tarding out and screaming for help, although from what I've seen that is pretty on brand for SovCits. Everybody travelling til the tazer gets discharged.

Personally I would have liked to see the ADF timeline where Adam gets deeply entrenched in Antifa. With his penchant for being grossly sexually inappropriate with women and girls he'd fit right in with the commie LARPers.

 

[KEKleon]

i don't think nintendo knows what they've done

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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i don't think nintendo knows what they've done

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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i don't think nintendo knows what they've done

You just know Chibi would get one and try to fuck it.

 

[CloutKing]

You just know Chibi would get one and try to fuck it.

He will fuck it

 

[P-38 autist]

You just know Chibi would get one and try to fuck it.

try? i think you mean will

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He will fuck it

try? i think you mean will

That's assuming he can get it up and doesn't have to masturbate using his girlfriend's panties while crying to do so.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

That's assuming he can get it up and doesn't have to masturbate using his girlfriend's panties while crying to do so.

You know he can. All he had to do that day was imagine himself being vored by a giantess Vaporeon.

Spoiler: A bit tangential

I looked through Nintendrew's new thread. He's basically just Chibi but successful, from what I've gathered

 

[Oliver Onions]

Adam please post about Glorious Nippon the thread is getting weird again.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Someone liked one of my posts really early in this thread, and it made me realize that we’re closing in on the 10 year anniversary of this thread and the caveman incident.

First of all, i feel really, REALLY fucking old. But also, it’s insane how far downhill Chibi’s life has gone. His state of arrested development is actually astounding. It doesn’t really hit until you go back to the really early pages of the thread and you realize how far he’s sunk from an aspiring streamer with a loving girlfriend to desperate Japan sperg paying people to hang out with him.

 

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First of all, i feel really, REALLY fucking old. But also, it’s insane how far downhill Chibi’s life has gone. His state of arrested development is actually astounding. It doesn’t really hit until you go back to the really early pages of the thread and you realize how far he’s sunk from an aspiring streamer with a loving girlfriend to desperate Japan sperg paying people to hang out with him.

Almost all cows are people who COULD turn their lives around and be happy and normal, but choose not to. It's actually happened a couple of times.

 

[Oliver Onions]

we’re closing in on the 10 year anniversary of this thread and the caveman incident.

CavemanGate was in 2014 so it's already in double digits. Try to guess where in the timeline for the video those magic words were uttered: