Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ILikeYou]

He says in 'Food News' that popcorn isn't a healthy snack. It absolutely can be. It's high in fiber, technically a whole grain, and you can pop it at home with or without a healthy oil, and put real toppings on it. He has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to nutrition and food.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He says in 'Food News' that popcorn isn't a healthy snack. It absolutely can be. It's high in fiber, technically a whole grain, and you can pop it at home with or without a healthy oil, and put real toppings on it. He has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to nutrition and food.

Not to mention Popcorn is low calorie but high in volume. It's absolutely healthy

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He says in 'Food News' that popcorn isn't a healthy snack. It absolutely can be. It's high in fiber, technically a whole grain, and you can pop it at home with or without a healthy oil, and put real toppings on it. He has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to nutrition and food.

It can be in moderation. The biggest problem with popcorn is it's GL index.

Air popped is only 55 making it the best choice. Microwave popped however is 72 making it worse for you.

As for toppings? Best thing is take some butter, let it melt and then add some olive oil to it. You get the butter flavor and less cholesterol that way. Also a dash of salt and some flaked nutritional yeast. That stuff is great. It's savory and has an almost cheesy flavor to it plus it's packed with vitamins and minerals.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack only knows one kind of popcorn, and that's a giant palm oil-soaked feedbag of corn Mommywife buys him every time she carts his crippled ass to the movies, which he has never avoided even when on his carnivore LARP nor even when he was in the nursing home.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It can be in moderation. The biggest problem with popcorn is it's GL index.

Air popped is only 55 making it the best choice. Microwave popped however is 72 making it worse for you.

As for toppings? Best thing is take some butter, let it melt and then add some olive oil to it. You get the butter flavor and less cholesterol that way. Also a dash of salt and some flaked nutritional yeast. That stuff is great. It's savory and has an almost cheesy flavor to it plus it's packed with vitamins and minerals.

I prefer olive oil and herbs (usually oregano or thyme), butter, smoked paprika, or vinegar powder. I'll look for some nutritional yeast, sounds like an interesting choice AND gives me one less reason to buy shredded cheese.

 

[p1138]

It can be in moderation. The biggest problem with popcorn is it's GL index.

Air popped is only 55 making it the best choice. Microwave popped however is 72 making it worse for you.

As for toppings? Best thing is take some butter, let it melt and then add some olive oil to it. You get the butter flavor and less cholesterol that way. Also a dash of salt and some flaked nutritional yeast. That stuff is great. It's savory and has an almost cheesy flavor to it plus it's packed with vitamins and minerals.

I do popcorn with a tiny sprinkle of flavacol(yes, the shit that's at movie theaters that is mostly salt, not the oil they call "butter") and a little olive oil. If Fatty is eating popcorn at home, it'll be the bagged microwave shit caked in orange dyed coconut oil(best case scenario) with way too much salt, but as mentioned his idea of popcorn is 10 pumps of "butter" at the movie theater for his gallon size bucket.

I'll have to give the nutritional yeast thing a try out of curiosity. I've used herbs before but it's just not really my thing. Of course I'm also not eating a gallon of popped popcorn on daily basis, at most once every week or two basically in place of a light meal after or before an otherwise larger meal. But Fatty who has to eat until his stomach is physically fully cannot grasp the concept of moderation.

 

[Marc]

his idea of popcorn is 10 pumps of "butter" at the movie theater for his gallon size bucket.

*per bucket. I remind you Jack and Tammy get refills because she pays for the largest size with 'FREE REFILL" on it; so Jack can feel thrifty while he lives his best carnivore life pretending he understands what's happening on the giant screen.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

*per bucket. I remind you Jack and Tammy get refills because she pays for the largest size with 'FREE REFILL" on it; so Jack can feel thrifty while he lives his best carnivore life pretending he understands what's happening on the giant screen.

Not just a free refill but they always get the drink caddy. They take out their drinks, dump the popcorn into the drink caddy then Mommywife goes and gets a refill for herself.

I do popcorn with a tiny sprinkle of flavacol

That stuff is pretty good too.

 

[Neko GF]

GET TENDER & SILKY STEAK - VELVETING MEAT​

(04/25/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rnixR5sVEe4

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[the khat quaffer]

If Fatty is eating popcorn at home, it'll be the bagged microwave shit caked in orange dyed coconut oil(best case scenario) with way too much salt, but as mentioned his idea of popcorn is 10 pumps of "butter" at the movie theater for his gallon size bucket.

At the movies, he probably tops off his popcorn wheelbarrow with a generous helping of chili flakes to ward off Tammy. Given his track record of treating workers in the private sector, I can totally imagine Jack sperging out like this every time he goes to the movies.

As for eating popcorn at home...

Spoiler: Actual caption with the photo.

https://shanehalbach.com/2015/01/12/strapping-on-the-popcorn-feedbag/

 

[Adamska]

GET TENDER & SILKY STEAK - VELVETING MEAT​

(04/25/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rnixR5sVEe4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Fat retard gurgled and looked at google gemini's description of velveting, somehow completely missed that cornstarch is key to doing it right and the baking powder is purely to aid in crisping after the blanch process sets the coating.

Also he didn't blanch and fucked up the frying, because you're supposed to boil or fry that shit for a brief window before cooking it the way you want. Also wrong seasoning profile; lemon pepper/garlic chicken drowned in soy sauce sounds like ass as far as I'm concerned.

Last but not least that amount of baking soda is just going to make it taste like bitter ass. His reaction and schoolgirl giggle to hide his disgust more than anything proves that to me. Though again it could just be a testament to how fucking dead his tastebuds ar.

Shit makes his lime egg look gud.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fat retard gurgled and looked at google gemini's description of velveting, somehow completely missed that cornstarch is key to doing it right and the baking powder is purely to aid in crisping after the blanch process sets the coating.

Also he didn't blanch and fucked up the frying, because you're supposed to boil or fry that shit for a brief window before cooking it the way you want. Also wrong seasoning profile; lemon pepper/garlic chicken drowned in soy sauce sounds like ass as far as I'm concerned.

Last but not least that amount of baking soda is just going to make it taste like bitter ass. His reaction and schoolgirl giggle to hide his disgust more than anything proves that to me. Though again it could just be a testament to how fucking dead his tastebuds ar.

Shit makes his lime egg look gud.

Soy sauce will drown out any of the flavor from the lemon pepper and garlic from the chicken. Incidentally, I had Cavendish's AP Greek Seasoning on grilled chicken and threw some Baachan Japanese BBQ sauce and it was pretty good.

 

[p1138]

Fat retard gurgled and looked at google gemini's description of velveting, somehow completely missed that cornstarch is key to doing it right and the baking powder is purely to aid in crisping after the blanch process sets the coating.

Also he didn't blanch and fucked up the frying, because you're supposed to boil or fry that shit for a brief window before cooking it the way you want. Also wrong seasoning profile; lemon pepper/garlic chicken drowned in soy sauce sounds like ass as far as I'm concerned.

Last but not least that amount of baking soda is just going to make it taste like bitter ass. His reaction and schoolgirl giggle to hide his disgust more than anything proves that to me. Though again it could just be a testament to how fucking dead his tastebuds ar.

Shit makes his lime egg look gud.

He didn't even use soy sauce, he poured a "liddlebit" of it in, meaning damn near 2 cups worth and then has to spend a full 20 seconds trying to choke down a piece of GUD MEET without making a face on camera because of the fucking taste while speaking with his mouth full and proclaiming "IT WERK RYE WAY, IT WERK REALLY GUD".

edit: forgot to mention what it was instead of soy sauce. It was fucking fish sauce.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

GET TENDER & SILKY STEAK - VELVETING MEAT​

(04/25/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rnixR5sVEe4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Is it possible for this stroked out faggot to get anything right? Velveting meat takes a certain amount of care and the right process to do. He just throws shit together and hope it works .

And all this shows is that his taste buds are as fucked up as the rest of him and he can only taste salt, fat and msg.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Not just a free refill but they always get the drink caddy. They take out their drinks, dump the popcorn into the drink caddy then Mommywife goes and gets a refill for herself.

The dichotomy of the Scalfatties. So fucking cheap that they hoard something that has free refills, but also spendthrift in that it's while daily doing something Jack can't see or understand, but even if he did would hate because of ''''''''politics.'''''''''

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The dichotomy of the Scalfatties. So fucking cheap that they hoard something that has free refills, but also spendthrift in that it's while daily doing something Jack can't see or understand, but even if he did would hate because of ''''''''politics.'''''''''

The fact that they can even get halfway through one of those things never ceases to astound me. Not only is it loaded with fat which would make a normal person feel queasy, it's just overloaded with sodium.

But you don't get to be that size without gorging.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Everyone talking about their preferences for popcorn gets a puzzle piece

 

[Your Landlord]

Everyone talking about their preferences for popcorn gets a puzzle piece

I like melted butter with some crystal hot sauce mixed up in with it, and some black pepper and salt.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack spews blasphemy against Daddy Elon



Follow up on the water bottle




Parenting advice



MOAR FAST FOOD



Sports with massive gay thoughts leaking out






Engagement bait about AI slop



Daddy Trump dickriding (based on how many times he kept talking about the President fighting evil)



Jack acts like he wouldn't eat this burger



MOAR FUD



And once more, bragging about how much of a good person he is or just hoping a bigger channel highlights him positively

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack tweet that says, "Happiness isn't helping other creators. Happiness is helping other creators help other creators."

By Jack's own logic then, he is not only a huge failure generally but also a huge failure by the transitive property.